It's playoff time, motherfu
ckers. No more shootouts, no more razors, and no more s
hitty Canadian teams that get entirely too much media coverage despite their abject awfulness (except the Jets, obvs). Best of all,
Showtime is back, and not a moment too soon for the 2015 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks.
Don't worry though: I'm sure your favorite team is peaking at just the right moment. Nothing can stop them. They're relatively healthy, the lines are jelling, and their goaltending has never been more of a sure thing (unless you're a Blues fan, in which case I'd tell you to burn in H
ell, but you already live there).
See you at the parade in June.