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#3277 Oct 22 2016 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy shit, BBC is doing a television program based on Dirk Gentley starting Oct 22nd. It may very well be terrible but I'll be there to find out.

Watched the first episode. Definitely need to watch the second to decide whether I'll stay with it or not since so much of the first was introducing a dozen characters and general weirdness. It's very much just "inspired by" the novels -- aside from a few Easter Egg style remarks, there's precious little connecting it to the books. In a sense, that's fine with me since it's almost better than feeling like "Well, THAT'S all wrong... and that ain't right". Adams' stuff doesn't seem to translate well into film in my opinion so not even trying for a direct conversion is probably the right choice.

My wife is into the BBC Sherlock & Dr Who stuff and watched it with me with largely the same reaction; not instantly hooked but willing to give it another episode and see if it'll be something we follow.
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#3278 Oct 24 2016 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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I like the idea of a holistic assassin.
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#3279 Oct 24 2016 at 9:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, she was good. I think there's some good ideas in there, I just need to feel as though they're going someplace as opposed to week after week of randomness.

Also, the first episode felt like The Todd Show with Gentley as a guest star although I'd assume that'll change a little as the two characters' stories become more integrated.
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#3280 Nov 01 2016 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Thursday afternoon travel day and check in, Friday classroom work, Saturday range time, Sunday afternoon travel day. I get to miss Doctor Strange because I have to be "certified" and "proficient" with a bunch of long range weapons, but not to worry because "they'll have me back in plenty of time to vote." Smiley: mad

I'll just keep my bought ticket and watch a cam on the bus ride. Still irrationally angry.

Edited, Nov 1st 2016 11:54am by lolgaxe
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#3281 Nov 01 2016 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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You have to be proficient with long range weapons to watch Dr. Strange? Shit. Wish I knew that before I bought a ticket.
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#3282 Nov 01 2016 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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You'll never be able to hit Kaecilius with popcorn from the cheapseats if you don't have the necessary training.
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#3283 Nov 02 2016 at 7:42 PM Rating: Good
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I guess everyone is watching Game 7, like me. Right now I'm happy as the Cubs are ahead 4 to 1. I want to see them win. I may have only lived in Chicago for 14 months, but I was born there and that is were my family is from.

Like me, My parents were both born in Chicago, but raised in different towns in Ill and Ind. Still we always spent at least one day visiting family in Chicago, as that is were my mom's relatives lived. Dad's Parents lived in Sandwich Ill and mom's parents lived in Michigan City, Ind.

Game now is 5 to 1, Cubs!
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#3284 Nov 02 2016 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
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I met a female registered sex offender. A first for me. She got in trouble for (attempted) sexual misconduct involving a minor. And apparently a female. Something about video taping something between her and a teen girl.

The first thing I could think of...


But joking aside... seems females are rare on this list. I'm pretty sure she's the only one out of the the dozens in the area. (Lots of sexual misconduct involving minors around here...)

Edited, Nov 2nd 2016 9:59pm by TirithRR
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#3285 Nov 02 2016 at 10:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUBBIES!!!!
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#3286 Nov 02 2016 at 10:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUBBIES!!!!
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#3287 Nov 03 2016 at 2:43 AM Rating: Good
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Wow. Regular ol' Cubs fan club in here.
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#3288 Nov 03 2016 at 7:10 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations and I hope you and the rest of the Cubs fans get irritating papercuts between your fingers.
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#3289 Nov 03 2016 at 7:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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What a game!
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#3290 Nov 03 2016 at 8:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's only been 3 days and I'm sick of Halloween candy already. Smiley: glare
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#3291 Nov 03 2016 at 7:07 PM Rating: Good
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A coworker of mine gambled at work and lost big time (no, not on the World Series).

He stumbled upon (somehow) access to some of our HR resources. Either through our corporate record system or through ADP's Portal, I'm not sure exactly what or how. In it, he found the pay of many of the people working in the offices. Including the various engineers. Both Contracted and Company Employed.

We have engineers working for us (like myself) and also contracted "temporary" engineers. These contracted employees are self employed. They have no benefits through the company, no vacation, etc. This guy saw the pay of the two classifications. As expected, the contracted employees were paid quite a bit more than the company employees. To compensate for lack of benefits and the whole self employed and all the extra taxes that come with that.

So he goes to HR about it, and HR explains the deal with contracted employees. He wasn't happy with the answer. So he goes to the COO. Same thing. Still not happy with the answer, he goes around to every employee and starts telling them the pay difference and trying to get them to join him in a "revolt" of sorts to get pay equalized with contracted employees. They suspend him indefinitely. Then 3 days later they fire him. Not sure what their exact reasons were, but I'd guess it officially would be the way he accessed the HR resources originally, that he wasn't supposed to be doing.

All this happened as another guy tried to play some games with the company. He took 2 weeks vacation, and while on the vacation, he planned on going to test another job to see if they would hire him, and if he liked it. Then if it worked out, he'd quit. If not, he'd come back to work after his "vacation". Sounded good on paper, but he told his friends (coworkers) and word spread. Then on the day before his vacation they fired him. And then he didn't get the job that he planned on going to. So he was left without a job. And he was pis[u][/u]sed...
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#3292 Nov 04 2016 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Huh, first guy sounds like a trouble maker. If he's snooping around people's HR information yeah get rid of him quick. No good is going to come from someone who's trying to create a scene like that. Second guy sounds kind of cold-blooded though. What you do on your vacation time shouldn't matter, including interviewing for other jobs. Guess it's a good lesson in keeping your mouth shut though.

No good comes ever from talking to people. Smiley: disappointed
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#3293 Nov 04 2016 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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Second guy does seem like a dick move. But it is company policy that if you tell them you are quitting, they will ask you where it is you plan on going to for another job. If you choose not to tell them, they will let you go right then. If you tell them, they will decide based on who the company is whether they will allow you to continue working until you decide to go, or whether they will let you go right then.
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#3294 Nov 07 2016 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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You know what happens to a vulture hit with a weapon that can knock an engine block out of a truck at 400 yards? You have to guess what type of bird it was and hope no one calls your bluff when identifying it.
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Second guy does seem like a dick move.
Second guy should have kept his trap shut.
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#3295 Nov 07 2016 at 8:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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TirithRR wrote:
Second guy does seem like a dick move. But it is company policy that if you tell them you are quitting, they will ask you where it is you plan on going to for another job. If you choose not to tell them, they will let you go right then. If you tell them, they will decide based on who the company is whether they will allow you to continue working until you decide to go, or whether they will let you go right then.

Sounds fairly reasonable. If you're leaving XYZ Accounting to go to ACME Accounting then there's no reason to let you hang around a week and potentially take something useful with you. If you're leaving to pursue your dream of becoming a union pipe-fitter then it's less of a concern.

Anyway, the first guy was a moron start to finish (looking at HR records, admitting to it, not understanding it and then trying to start a revolt). The second guy was dumb for blabbing about it.
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#3296 Nov 07 2016 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
You know what happens to a vulture hit with a weapon that can knock an engine block out of a truck at 400 yards? You have to guess what type of bird it was and hope no one calls your bluff when identifying it.
Man it was a pigeon. It's always a pigeon. Unless you want Greenpeace hanging around your base entrance and being mildly irritating for the next decade.
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#3297 Nov 07 2016 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
You know what happens to a vulture hit with a weapon that can knock an engine block out of a truck at 400 yards?


My old Tank driving buddy would say that if you can still recognize that it was a truck, you weren't firing the right ammunition.

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You have to guess what type of bird it was and hope no one calls your bluff when identifying it.


It was endangered, right? I'm sure of it!

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Second guy does seem like a dick move.
Second guy should have kept his trap shut.


This x1000. With a sprinkling of "maybe pick better friends" as well.

As to the first guy, wtf? One of the first rules of a workplace is you don't talk about salary. That's private information between employee and employer, and for very good reason. There are a zillion different reasons why pay may vary from one employee to another, and making a big deal about it is never going to end well. Trying to force pay raises by revealing you have somehow obtained payroll information is employment darwinism in action. He's frankly lucky he only got fired. HR information about employees is considered confidential, and depending on how he obtained it and what legitimate access he had, he could potentially have been violating the law by revealing said information to anyone else (or by obtaining it without permission in the first place). Wow. That's just... dumb.
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#3298 Nov 08 2016 at 10:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
He's frankly lucky he only got fired.
Was a little surprised by that too. Imagined some kind of "We're firing you. Leave without a fight or we'll press legal action against you for accessing the records." ultimatum happening behind closed doors.
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#3300 Nov 08 2016 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3301 Nov 11 2016 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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So, last night we lost Leonard Cohen, and today, I find out we lost Robert Vaughn. R.I.P. gentleman.



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