Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.
Move the team to Winnepeg, dominate the CFL, profit. Except you have to live in Manitoba, so you'll be contemplating thoughts of suicide on the days you aren't praying for death, but still, the football team would probably do well and you'd have a nice fan base that confused you for the hockey team.
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