No. One person misread what I wrote and asked about it.
If a single person who isn't you posts that they think it can be read the other way without violating the rules of written English, I'll apologize. Good luck. Not sure I can get the bar any lower in an attempt to find your level, but maybe if this doesn't work out I can ask Hannah to show it to her 9 year old peers and see if any of them find it plausible.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Gbaji wrote:
You jumped on it in your usual desperate need to tear me down at any opportunity you get, presumably because it makes you feel better about yourself to do so.
So you're saying Gbaji is doomed?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
gbaji wrote:
I sometimes express myself in ways that require a better grasp of the English language than most people possess to fully understand. It's a flaw I have.
Edited, Oct 6th 2014 9:30am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
gbaji wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Did anyone actually think that I meant to say that Alton Brown just made tacos using store bought shells and seasoning on his show?
Everyone who can read English did.
Everyone who can read English did.
No. One person misread what I wrote and asked about it.
SILENT MAJORITY
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Almalieque wrote:
Gbaji wrote:
You jumped on it in your usual desperate need to tear me down at any opportunity you get, presumably because it makes you feel better about yourself to do so.
So in a discussion of the English language and its usage, it is funny to me that you wrote this....
Edited, Oct 7th 2014 10:15am by yenwangweh
yenwangweh wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Gbaji wrote:
You jumped on it in your usual desperate need to tear me down at any opportunity you get, presumably because it makes you feel better about yourself to do so.
So in a discussion of the English language and its usage, it is funny to me that you wrote this....
yenwangweh wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Gbaji wrote:
You jumped on it in your usual desperate need to tear me down at any opportunity you get, presumably because it makes you feel better about yourself to do so.
So in a discussion of the English language and its usage, it is funny to me that you wrote this....
Edited, Oct 7th 2014 10:15am by yenwangweh
I've read that over several times and never saw that. I'm claiming a hack!
Edited, Oct 7th 2014 10:55pm by Almalieque
It's always good to have someone else proofread your stuff.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Just blame your audience.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Elinda wrote:
It's always good to have someone else proofread your stuff.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
cynyck wrote:
Elinda wrote:
It's always good to have someone else proofread your stuff.
*One* of the reasons for my mistakes is that I read what I meant to write and not what I actually wrote. This forum has validated that.
Elinda wrote:
It's always good to have someone else proofread your stuff.
Unless it's proof...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Almalieque wrote:
cynyck wrote:
Elinda wrote:
It's always good to have someone else proofread your stuff.
*One* of the reasons for my mistakes is that I read what I meant to write and not what I actually wrote. This forum has validated that.
Actually, I do this quite often...I know exactly what I am thinking and fail to see what it is I might have actually written
Almalieque wrote:
cynyck wrote:
Elinda wrote:
It's always good to have someone else proofread your stuff.
*One* of the reasons for my mistakes is that I read what I meant to write and not what I actually wrote. This forum has validated that.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
You might find accidently recite an evil incantation reading stuff backwards.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Oh. And just to bring the whole thing full circle, I flipped on the TV (yesterday maybe?) and it's on the food network. 2 seconds later, I'm setting the remote down and haven't even actually started looking at the screen and I hear "I think there's something wrong with this batter". Gah!!!! Seriously?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
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