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#27 Sep 03 2014 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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They should keep them anyway. I mean Ukraine gave them up, and that didn't turn out so well. Who says England doesn't get all uppity in a few years and decides to try and take some of their stuff back?
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#28 Sep 03 2014 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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#29 Sep 07 2014 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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The gap is closing in the polls and it's looking increasingly likely. The SNP (Scottish National Party, the main faction advocating for independence) have past form for gaining a lead at the very last minute, and there were reports of a surge in first time voter registrations which is likely mostly 'Yes' voters (the No campaign is a joke and has almost zero grassroots activist presence). In 2011 the SNP were so popular they basically broke the PR system in the Scottish devolved government and got an overall majority, which no one predicted. They're very popular and credible and are running a positive campaign. The trend is definitely towards yes. On the other hand the Quebec precedent is that people are more conservative on the day than polls suggest, and factors such as bad weather, a (convincing) last minute offer of increased devolution from Westminster, or a terrorist attack or big international crisis could tip it back to 'No'.

It'd have a huge impact on England and the rest of the UK, politically and economically. Whether that means England becomes more insular and conservative in reaction, or starts to properly reflect on and address the massive problems in the UK that have made a 'yes' vote possible in the first place, is anyone's guess. Most English people haven't really being paying attention so far. On ITV they screened "Love your garden with Alan Titchmarsh" instead of the first televised debate and the Conservative government have had their heads in the sand from day one. Now the 'Yes' camp is leading they're writing out a plan for increased powers to Scotland on the back of a napkin to try and keep us in.

No one really knows what will happen on the EU question - there's a lot of conjecture and off-the-cuff remarks from lots of people, but officially everyone's keeping quiet. The EU will want Scotland in one way or another eventually and Scotland will definitely want to stay in or join ASAP, but whether a one-off deal could be made to have some sort of continuity of membership and how long it would take Scotland to get in if not isn't sure. It would all have to be negotiated after a 'yes' vote. The UK clout in Europe belongs to the Westminster government which can twist arms at all levels of the EU to portray an independent Scotland as in a dire situation with regards to fast EU membership but the reality after a 'yes' vote could be quite different. On the one hand it would actually be in England's interest to advocate for Scotland in Europe (as it would benefit Scotland, which would in turn benefit England as our economies are connected and they need us to help pay off our portion of UK debt and so on), on the other hand a quick road to Scottish EU membership could set a precedent for other regions to separate from their countries and then easily join the EU which won't go down well with other big EU countries wanting to keep their regions (Catalonia in Spain is the prime example).

Interesting times! I can't actually vote, I've been down south too long so am no longer resident, but I'm going up to watch history happen (either way).
#30 Sep 07 2014 at 10:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Informative! Thanks for that.

And someone named Titchmarsh is definitely qualified to love your garden, possibly a little too much.
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#31 Sep 08 2014 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
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The gap is closing in the polls and it's looking increasingly likely.
Our news, as of this morning, was reporting this basically.

They mentioned one poll in particular that put the "yes" vote 2 pts ahead of the "no" vote.
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#32 Sep 16 2014 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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The polls have swung back to no again I think, there was also an article outlining some of the issues with which coin to use. They can't have a monetary union with the rest of the UK like the Yes voters want because the UK government has already said that bridge is burned if they secede, they could use the pound sterling anyway but this would mean they have no national central bank and that's a requirement for joining the EU so that would mean saying goodbye to that as well, they could start their own coin and basically shoot themselves in the foot financially for a decade or more which isn't terribly appetizing or they could try to join the EU and lose any and all privileges the UK currently has which means they would also be forced to join the Euro and they'll basically be told to shut up and fall in line.
#33 Sep 16 2014 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
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I always like it when the excited to secede people slowly grasp the true ramifications. Like kids leaving home and realizing that food gets expensive after a while.
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#34 Sep 16 2014 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good
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There's also this video, which is pretty funny and explains why the Yes vote got so high to begin with.
#35 Sep 16 2014 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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I lost it at about five minutes in when Oliver started talking about the Scottish national animal.
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#36 Sep 16 2014 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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#37 Sep 16 2014 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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It was the standard currency of sheep and threats that finally got me.
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#38 Sep 16 2014 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Don't f*ck with unicorns man, they're real

Also, the sheep union has a contract.
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#39 Sep 18 2014 at 10:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Looks as though no True Scotsman wants to separate from the UK. "No" votes keeping a slender but solid lead.
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#40 Sep 19 2014 at 5:33 AM Rating: Good
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55-45 vote for no and only 4/32 districts actually had a majority vote yes. The yes voters still get most of what they wanted though as London is working on sort of turning the UK into a federal state of sorts.
#41 Sep 19 2014 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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I know they were expecting a closer race, but still, it seems to me that 45% voting for change is a pretty good result.

How about the 16 and 17 year old vote. Do you think mid-teens should have a voice in governing decisions?





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#42 Sep 19 2014 at 6:45 AM Rating: Decent
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I know they were expecting a closer race

Who was? The idea that "yes" had any significant chance was wholly a media construct. It was fairly easy to tell when every odds-maker had "no" as a 5 to 1 favorite for months.
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#43 Sep 19 2014 at 6:51 AM Rating: Good
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I know they were expecting a closer race

Who was?
American liberal media. That's where I feed. baa.

None of the sources had ever declared a win for independence however. It's just in the days leading up to the vote, the polls predicted a closer race.

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#44 Sep 19 2014 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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How about the 16 and 17 year old vote. Do you think mid-teens should have a voice in governing decisions?


They should probably be the only ones. Anyone older basically wildly misinterprets their self interests and would be better off flipping a coin.
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#45 Sep 19 2014 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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And, wow. Looks like the Scottish leader is taking his sheep and goin' home.
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"Home" in this case being the United Kingdom.


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