Everyone has an idea for what they think would be a kick-*** movie, novel, song, video game or something else related the arts. I will make this a reality for you and your work will be published and made known to the masses. But, I should let you know, I'm not very good at this. As such, while your work will be widely known, it will be known as one of the worst examples in its field. It will be the go-to name when someone says "We don't want another [X] on our hands" or the inevitable joke answer when someone asks "What [X] should I buy?" You will enjoy modest initial income from it, largely from selling it to the distributor, and small residual income as people buy it as a gag gift but you're going to need to keep your day job. When people meet you, they'll ask "Aren't you the person behind [X]?" It will be a generation before your work fades into obscurity. Here's the other thing: It can only be for a work you legitimately believe is good. I can't work with anything you're throwing out as a joke or aren't completely sincere about. Likewise, it's going to be presented as a sincere effort so no saying "I was just kidding" when asked about it. Still, if you want it, just say the word and I'll make it happen. Otherwise, I'll be on my way.
Do you take her up on her offer?
Sure! Any publicity is good publicity, right?: | 4 (36.4%) | |
Nope! I'd rather not have my best ideas known forever as a joke: | 3 (27.3%) | |
I'm going to fight the hypothetical somehow because that's what the internet is for: | 4 (36.4%) | |
Total: | 11 |