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I used Jello, because at that time I thought Jello's consistency and flexibility would cushion the egg. I guess the yolks on me. 
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
The only egg I was given in high school, I was told to care for as my child for several days.
They really should have found a way to combine that with the "drop from the 3rd floor science classroom window" project.
They really should have found a way to combine that with the "drop from the 3rd floor science classroom window" project.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
just the 3rd floor? Pffft. Amatures!
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It wasn't in the budget to build more floors just to drop eggs from.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The teacher took them up on top of the gym and chucked a bunch of them off. One with a parachute got stuck in a tree on the way down.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Should we really be teaching our children to abort chicken fetus' (fetii?) for the sake of education and entertainment?
Yodabunny wrote:
Should we really be teaching our children to abort chicken fetus' (fetii?) for the sake of education and entertainment?
No, we should just adopt regulations that require you to first extract some of the dna and test it for mutations, then have an ultrasound done to see if it has feathers. Then once you've met those requirements proving that the Non-fertilized yolk is neither mutant nor gay, then you can abort it from a tall building - or a tree (might as well recreate that moment leaving the nest). Lastly, there has to be a hospital with a brain surgeon in residency within 1000 yards of the drop spot.
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Provided the chicken has three counseling sessions, undergoes a trans-cloacal ultrasound and witnesses the chick's heartbeat and signs an affidavit of voluntary eternal damnation, I don't see the issue.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I have my morning omelets blessed by a priest every morning.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I eat mine in front of the chickens. Can't have them getting any ideas.
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