No More MargarineFollow

I'm taking orders for my black market supply of margarine Liberty Butter if you want to get yours in now.

I'm pretty sure that the presence of partially hydrogenated oils in movie theater popcorn is the least thing to worry about.

Likely depends on how often you buy movie theater popcorn!

I don't see what the deal is. There's little in the universe more natural than Hydrogen.

That's what she said.

I was surprised to learn that in some climates it's considered fine and acceptable to leave your butter out in the butter dish at room temperature. I think it would melt here in the summer, but I'm tempted to get a real butter dish someday and try it.

It does melt.

Ideally though butter is served at room temperature, and stored in the fridge. When I spoil myself and get butter for bagels I just put it in the fridge at night, and take it out with the morning coffee. Sometimes I forget and wake up to semi hard butter puddles (it cools at night.)

If you have AC or CA, and don't leave it in sunpots it generally stays a semisoft block, in the sense it can spread easily but isn't drippy.

Caring for butter is tough work.

Which is why its a scam. Butter companies are worried about losing market share to Canada, who is going to have access to EU butter if the trade deal goes through. Y'all are getting hosed out of margarine because Euro competition in Canada will push Canada competition in America. But its cool, most of 'Murika is to fat already.

Just spread bacon grease on ice cream or something .....

Canada ******* America since 1815. seriously look at this picture.

http://i.imgur.com/MYVTlu6.jpg

Edited, Nov 7th 2013 11:43pm by rdmcandie

Thats just the tip!

Its the butter scandal, you guys are now experience the equivalent of the Syrup Scandal. You have a separatist movement, you are working to universal health coverage, and now you have an inferior substitute scandal.

You guys have stolen so much Canadian Culture, you are becoming Canada! Next thing you know you will have Crack smoking Mayors!

Edited, Nov 8th 2013 1:35am by rdmcandie

Soooooo 1990.

Watch out, in another year or two you guys are going to learn about this new music called "grunge". I don't want to spoil anything but, protip: buy flannel shirts now.

I use some "Fresh Buttery Taste Spread" from LOL, because that's what I grew up with. I think it used to be "Spread With Sweet Cream".

Did you get to meet the Indian girl from the box?

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