Make sure you get your Monster Cereals now as they're only available through Halloween.
My dad made them.
I just ran to the grocery store on my lunch and picked up a box of the Count Chocula - my personal fav. But I can attest to the safety of the Frankenberry. If it turns your poo pink - don't worry about it. It's natural.
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Alma wrote:
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Super industrial strength pink dye?
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My dad made them.
In a cereal factory? Or invented them somehow.
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Mostly he invented. He headed up the R&D team for the Big G division (cereals) for General Mills.
Honey Nut Cheerio's were his career topper. Ice Cream Cone cereal was his biggest flop.
I've probably eaten more coco-puffs than anyone else currently alive.
Honey Nut Cheerio's were his career topper. Ice Cream Cone cereal was his biggest flop.
I've probably eaten more coco-puffs than anyone else currently alive.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Honey Nut Cheerios are ******* delicious and your dad is a saint.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Mostly he invented. He headed up the R&D team for the Big G division (cereals) for General Mills.
Neat.
Honey Nut Cheerio's were his career topper. Ice Cream Cone cereal was his biggest flop.
I've probably eaten more coco-puffs than anyone else currently alive.
I don't know, Nexa has eaten quite a few.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Honey Nut Cheerios are @#%^ing delicious and your dad is a saint.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
Gotta use those amber waves of grain for somethin'.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
Rescuing children from ************* as you'd expect.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-********************
Rescuing children from ************* as you'd expect.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-********************
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
Gotta use those amber waves of grain for somethin'.
Cereal is delicious. 'Nuff said.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
Gotta use those amber waves of grain for somethin'.
I just mash a slice of baloney into my cereal.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
George Carlin wrote:
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Smasharoo wrote:
Where the hell did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
Rescuing children from ************* as you'd expect.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-********************
Rescuing children from ************* as you'd expect.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-********************
You don't want to know about the Grape Nuts.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Honey Nut Cheerios are @#%^ing delicious and your dad is a saint.
This thread is full of cereal killers whose parents created monsters in a box.
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I'll consume my special box of Count Chocula's while i watch some stupid halloween movie, but since the kids have been out of the house we don't do dry cereal for the most part. Mostly just granola and oatmeal.
He's been retired for over twenty years, but still getting awards for that one.
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Please to be for mailing me a case of Buc~Wheats, if they exist anymore...anywhere.
I miss mah Buc~Wheats.
I miss mah Buc~Wheats.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Friar Bijou wrote:
Please to be for mailing me a case of Buc~Wheats
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/09/the-50-best-saturday-night-live-skits/buh-weet-sings
I don't know why I can't find this on Youtube.
I don't know why I can't find this on Youtube.
Spoonless wrote:
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/09/the-50-best-saturday-night-live-skits/buh-weet-sings
I don't know why I can't find this on Youtube.
I don't know why I can't find this on Youtube.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Oh nevermind. I saw that one but it's all cut off on the sides. Plus **** is missing, too.
Edited, Oct 30th 2013 5:02pm by Spoonless
Spoonless wrote:
Oh nevermind. I saw that one but it's all cut off on the sides. Plus sh*t is missing, too.
It was still on YouTube.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Nah, not really. That's like saying that the new X-Men movie is on Youtube because there's a trailer on there.
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