Obligatory Optional Friday Weekend ThreadFollow

I figured Para Para involved parachuting parasaurophalii. Does it not?

Skydiving herbivores aren't that impressive, so I'd have nothing to do with them.

You could probably get that from a carnivore, and still have an effective ground attack afterwards, though.

I think we can hire spg to do that research.

someproteinguy.

Hire two private investigators to follow each other. Only pay the one that figures it out first. The other one was either wasting time or not as good at their job. I, on the other hand, have no plans. The moons and planets have unaligned.

Edited, Sep 27th 2013 9:32am by lolgaxe

Sure, we catch the bear, chop it into bits, then suspend the bits in an oscillating electrical field for you. Usually at that point the machine will print out a whole steaming pile of confusing numbers which we'll give back to you and say we need more funding to fully understand the complexity of the problem.

All for only $75 dollars an hour.

I plan on sub-contracting the bear catching to a buddy of mine who'll shoot about anything for a case of cheap beer.

Think of it as a competitive advantage.

Edited, Sep 27th 2013 8:30am by someproteinguy

I have friends who will shoot it for a chance to use their guns. They may even pay you for letting them shoot the bear.

I hunted bear once. There was a lottery to be allowed to. You should definitely charge him. Also, anything larger than a .22 target pistol is for pussies.

A real man would use a winged spear.

The husband and I went to the Ho'olaule'a last night. Basically island bands playing on big stages downtown and roads blocked off. It was the 20th anniversary, and we wanted to see The Green play, since they're the biggest band that played. We spent about an hour at Cronies, the bar on the corner, so that he could have a few beers, watched the band for a little while, then headed back home and watched "This is the End." It was a good night.

Today, I finished the plans for the Staff of Herding in Diablo III then proceeded to kill unicorns and cuddly teddy bears that wanted to eat my flesh while tickling clouds and opening pots-o-gold. It was fun. Now we have to do some laundry, dishes, and start packing since we're moving 5,000 miles away in exactly 1 week.

Have fun in Japan!

Remember to track down Sogoro and steal his shirts.

Pointless story: The other week, Flea and I were going to see a movie and settled on "This is the End" which I hadn't heard of but sounded good enough. I checked the movie times and accidentally looked at the wrong theater and saw "The World's End" and thought that was the flick we had agreed on. Then we got there, Flea said she thought we were at the wrong place, I assured her that we weren't and then she was proven right when we saw the movie poster but it was too late to head to the other theater.

But The World's End proved to be enjoyable anyway so it all worked out. And Flea said later that she was pretty sure I was wrong but figured it wasn't worth making a fuss over.