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#202 Apr 18 2013 at 6:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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With any big race, never mind the Boston Marathon, there's a huge crowd at the finish line by the time most of the runners have crossed it. Families, runners who finished and want to sign up to get a still shot of themselves crossing the line, press, general spectators. Security is there, but relaxed compared to the start of the race or the elites finishing. It's a smart time to slip through and drop a couple of duffel bags.

You know, if that's the sort of thing that gets you off.
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#203 Apr 18 2013 at 6:08 AM Rating: Good
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And yet, it's usually pretty easy to look at someone's backpack and tell if it's full of books or say his laundry. Similarly, it's pretty easy to look at a backpack with a damn pressure cooker and think "He's got a large metal cylindrical object in that pack. That's odd".


No. Where's my abacus. Let's see...subject 19283 you know nothing about but assume your guess is probably correct. I think you were right once in '03, so batting .00000001.
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#204 Apr 18 2013 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
You know, if that's the sort of thing that gets you off.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of the runners themselves.
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#205 Apr 18 2013 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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You know, if that's the sort of thing that gets you off.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of the runners themselves.


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#206 Apr 18 2013 at 9:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:

Obviously, someone did plant these things. I'm just curious how. Was he signed up to work the event or something? Pretending to be carrying supplies so no one thought to check? I mean, nothing screams "bomb" like a duffle bag with a large pot shaped object in it, right?

I would think if you were going to carry a bomb in a duffle bag you'd get one heavy duty enough not to show an obvious pot-shaped bulge.
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#207 Apr 18 2013 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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What you want to do is get a duffel bag that's bomb-proof. That way if someone else sets off a bomb, your bomb won't get damaged.
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#208 Apr 18 2013 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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You know, if that's the sort of thing that gets you off.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of the runners themselves.
"Once, when I ran really hard, I experienced a runners high. NOW EVERYONE WILL FEEL WHAT I FELT."
"At the end of the race, I was so tired I couldn't feel my legs ..."
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#209 Apr 18 2013 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's my white privilege to own and use a pressure cooker.

Really we whites tend to forget that we don't have to worry about looking suspicious, after a major crime or terrorism act happens.
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#210 Apr 18 2013 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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http://www.fbi.gov/news/updates-on-investigation-into-multiple-explosions-in-boston/updates-on-investigation-into-multiple-explosions-in-boston

White hat and black hat, it's like Spy vs Spy. You can stop suspecting people walking on roofs and every black or brown guy, now redditors. As an old colleague of mine said yesterday "Remember that time amateurs did better analysis than professionals? I don't either."
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#211 Apr 18 2013 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
The first one could be brown, the second looks like a bro.

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#212 Apr 18 2013 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
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No, the first one only looks dark cause of the shadow, look at the next image.
http://www.fbi.gov/news/updates-on-investigation-into-multiple-explosions-in-boston/image/suspect-1-semi-profile-view-high-res
http://www.fbi.gov/news/updates-on-investigation-into-multiple-explosions-in-boston/image/suspect-1-birds-eye-side-view-high-res

Not exactly dark.
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#213 Apr 18 2013 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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White hat and black hat, it's like Spy vs Spy. You can stop suspecting people walking on roofs and every black or brown guy, now redditors. As an old colleague of mine said yesterday "Remember that time amateurs did better analysis than professionals? I don't either."

We can shrink Big Government by crowd sourcing our terrorism investigations and closing the FBI.
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#214 Apr 18 2013 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:
It's my white privilege to own and use a pressure cooker.

Really we whites tend to forget that we don't have to worry about looking suspicious, after a major crime or terrorism act happens.


Oklahoma City Bombing = Done by a white guy(s).
Unibomber = White guy.
Atlanta Olympic Bombing = White guy.
Person responsible for Boston = Probably a white guy.

See how the random pattern goes?

Edited, Apr 18th 2013 7:00pm by Shaowstrike
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#215 Apr 18 2013 at 5:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Completely obvious to anyone that they have pressure cookers in those bags...I can't believe that someone didn't stop them to ask what they were up to.....
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Limbaugh was absolutely joyous the other day when King on CNN said "dark skinned male". You could hear him practically bouncing around in his seat from glee. Poor guy is going to be crushed.
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#217 Apr 18 2013 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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I'd rather not engage in race-guessing that's both pointless and premature. The videos don't even show them putting down the backpacks (although of course we don't know how much additional evidence the FBI has). But neither of those guys is lily-white, either. They are easily dark enough to be Middle-Eastern, if that was something a pundit chose to claim.

#218 Apr 18 2013 at 5:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I still want to know what a freeper is...
#219 Apr 18 2013 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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Peimei wrote:
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Apparently this:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Freeper
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#220 Apr 18 2013 at 5:48 PM Rating: Good
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I'd rather not engage in race-guessing that's both pointless and premature. The videos don't even show them putting down the backpacks (although of course we don't know how much additional evidence the FBI has). But neither of those guys is lily-white, either. They are easily dark enough to be Middle-Eastern, if that was something a pundit chose to claim.



Too pinkish, if you ask me. Look at the ears - melanin tends to pile up there in folks with any kind of pigmentation. They're pink. That's a fat twenty something white guy in shades.
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I'd rather not engage in race-guessing that's both pointless and premature.

Well, waiting until we have all the info takes the sport out of race-guessing.

Speaking of, the ricin guy is some white dude from Mississippi who sent poison to a Republican Senator and the sitting Democratic president. He has a photo of himself giving a thumbs-up next to a bumper sticker on a Lexus saying "I'm Christian and a Democrat".

It's not too early to pigeon-hole him, right?
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Well, if he's not sucking Obama's **** he's obviously a DINO...
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He was also once hired by Senator Wicker (R-MS), the guy he sent a ricin letter to, as an Elvis impersonator for a party.
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#224 Apr 18 2013 at 8:48 PM Rating: Default
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gbaji wrote:

Obviously, someone did plant these things. I'm just curious how. Was he signed up to work the event or something? Pretending to be carrying supplies so no one thought to check? I mean, nothing screams "bomb" like a duffle bag with a large pot shaped object in it, right?

I would think if you were going to carry a bomb in a duffle bag you'd get one heavy duty enough not to show an obvious pot-shaped bulge.


At least you're the first person to acknowledge that you can see a "pot shaped bulge" from outside the damn bag. It's like pulling teeth around here to get anyone to admit even the slightest and simplest things.

Obviously you can get a heavy duty bag, but you're still carrying around a large heavy solid object inside a bag. Being flexible sided is somewhat part of the definition of "bag", and I'm not sure how you get around that. Anything that would be defined as a bag with a pressure cooker bomb inside it is going to look like a bag with a pressure cooker sized/shaped object inside it. I mean, it's like people can't grasp that the outside shape of a bag tends to conform to whatever is inside it. Doubly so if the object inside is large and solid (as a pot tend to be).


Seriously. Go find every bag you own. Then get a 6 qt pot and put it inside each one, one at a time. Then carry it and look in a mirror. It'll be pretty obvious you're carrying around a pot shaped object in whatever bag you've got it in. If it's solid sided/bottomed enough to not conform to the shape of the pot, then I'm not sure it still qualifies as a "bag" anymore. The description was "duffle bag", not "giant bowling ball bag" or something I'd expect to be more solid. Honestly, a duffle bag with a pot in it will look exactly like a duffle bag with a pot in it. And no Smash. You don't need xray vision to noodle that out.

Edited, Apr 18th 2013 7:48pm by gbaji
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#225 Apr 18 2013 at 8:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's fascinating that you're so hung up on this and straining so hard to make it work. I can't even begin to guess what your motivation is.

Edited, Apr 18th 2013 9:52pm by Jophiel
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#226 Apr 18 2013 at 8:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
Seriously. Go find every bag you own. Then get a 6 qt pot and put it inside each one, one at a time. Then carry it and look in a mirror. It'll be pretty obvious you're carrying around a pot shaped object in whatever bag you've got it in.
I actually packed a bag this morning because I knew you would ask this. You're predictable.
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What's in my bag, gbaji? What's in it? Also, 6qt Pressure Cookers weigh like 8lbs.
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I can't even begin to guess what your motivation is.
Straightman contrarian, boredom.

Edited, Apr 18th 2013 10:54pm by lolgaxe
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