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#52 Apr 14 2013 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be sexy, by wearing my corset.

Say "Wherefore art thou, Romeo"
It really annoys me when people get the question of what that means wrong on OkCupid. I mean, how hard is it to google that sh*t?


Wha...?

I suppose I'd just be that awkward girl against the wall nursing a drink who no one really notices.
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#53 Apr 14 2013 at 6:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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If Asylum was a bar, this is what it'd be like 24/7.
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#54 Apr 14 2013 at 7:03 PM Rating: Good
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#55 Apr 14 2013 at 7:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira wrote:
Wha...?

I suppose I'd just be that awkward girl against the wall nursing a drink who no one really notices.


Aw, I'd hang with you.

I'd be the stop-in-after-work-for-a-quick-drink type, occasionally staying much later than I intended.
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I miss Whose Line Is It Anyway?


Well I have good news for you then!

New episodes of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' to air on The CW this summer -- UPDATE
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#57 Apr 14 2013 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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But with a black chick... <insert racist and sexist remark here>.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Debalic wrote:
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I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be sexy, by wearing my corset.

Say "Wherefore art thou, Romeo"
It really annoys me when people get the question of what that means wrong on OkCupid. I mean, how hard is it to google that sh*t?

I've seen where people get that wrong, AND they put they correct answer as an unacceptable to them. Although I guess it is kind of a nitpicky thing to get upset about. I'd probably mistranslate about half of Shakespeare, I just happen to know that one because it's famous.

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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
New episodes of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' to air on The CW this summer -- UPDATE
Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. I'll check it out.
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I'd also be sipping craft beer. I'd start out the karaoke with my usual standards (Whitney Houson, also Adele these days), then eventually get drunk enough to forget which Elton John songs are in my vocal range and end up missing a few lower tenor notes that I have to vocal fry because my regular range mezzo doesn't go that far.
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I'm increasingly glad to have positioned myself not inside the bar, if there's going to be karaoke.
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#62 Apr 15 2013 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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With enough tasty high ABV craft beers around I don't mind the karaoke.
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#63 Apr 15 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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It's like drinks and a show.
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I'd be at the bar ordering shots for everyone, making fun of the math geeks and cursing whoever played Somewhere Over the Rainbow on the jukebox.


It was Nixnot, right?
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#65 Apr 15 2013 at 9:50 PM Rating: Default
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do they have Canadian Beer on ice, Poutine, and Hockey on? Otherwise I am not there.
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I wouldn't say no to some Dieu Du Ciel or Unibroue but putting them on ice is just wasting the flavours and with hockey you mean this, right? Because I'm all for that.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
and with hockey you mean this, right? Because I'm all for that.

This would work for me.


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I'd be drinking a 40 oz. from a paper bag, in the alley behind the joint.

Take it from the Canadians, use plastic bags for drinking out of. They hold up much better.

He'd get confused when his 40oz was measured off in mL instead of oz.
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#69 Apr 17 2013 at 8:51 AM Rating: Default
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
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I'd be drinking a 40 oz. from a paper bag, in the alley behind the joint.

Take it from the Canadians, use plastic bags for drinking out of. They hold up much better.

He'd get confused when his 40oz was measured off in mL instead of oz.


40oz of what??? or you talking fluid oz? also is that standard imperial 28 mL per ounce or the US 30 mL per ounce?

What is the temperature? Gahhhhhh.

Get new measurements Murika!
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40oz of what???

Purple Drank.
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I'd drink myself to death in some dark, dank corner of the bar.

The Asylum probably wouldn't have corners, actually. Too easy for the 'patrons' to hurt themselves.
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I'd drink myself to death in some dark, dank corner of the bar.

The Asylum probably wouldn't have corners, actually. Too easy for the 'patrons' to hurt themselves.
A bar with only round, padded walls. Now that would be brilliant.
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#74 Apr 17 2013 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Please have a ball pit, please have a ball pit... Smiley: grin
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A bunch of drunks playing in a ball pit, I can't think of better entertainment.

Also, I do hope that the Asylum bar has a sound proof booth so that Joph and Gbaji can argue in peace/without bothering anyone else.

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Way to go Buzz Killington.
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