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Woo! soup bowl! I call suprise upset dolphins show up and lock the 49ers in theri locker room and win even though they aren't in the bowl of soup this year!
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Are you drunk? 
<Attenborough>
When agitated, wombats release a powerful neurotoxin, known to cause hallucinations and a feeling of euphoria.
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amidoinitrite?
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Woo! soup bowl! I call suprise upset dolphins show up and lock the 49ers in theri locker room and win even though they aren't in the bowl of soup this year!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Come back, one year.
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I personally hate all the pageantry just to show commercials.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I think I might watch The Avengers, but only after I get caught up on Archer.
Are therer manyness dolphins in the avengers?
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Are therer manyness dolphins in the avengers?
What is this I don't even
Nadenu wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Are therer manyness dolphins in the avengers?
What is this I don't even
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Sorry about the power outage. I rebooted both of my upstairs computers just after half time. That and shutting off the new orleans power grid for no apperent reason.
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It just meant more drinking, so yay.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I just figured that after Beyonce's booty shaking, the massive uploads of video from cell phones caused an inverse polar reaction to the power grid which overheated the system. Naturally after 20 minutes of confusion they found the first IT guy available who replied "Have you tried turning the system off and back on again?"
Obviously you saw the result.
Obviously you saw the result.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The half-time dance was pretty fun to watch. I predict that Beyonce's psyche will never recover and she'll end up wackier than Jacko.
It was nice that she allowed Destinies Child to get their 36.5 seconds in the spot light.
It was nice that she allowed Destinies Child to get their 36.5 seconds in the spot light.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Kakar wrote:
I just figured that after Beyonce's booty shaking, the massive uploads of video from cell phones caused an inverse polar reaction to the power grid which overheated the system. Naturally after 20 minutes of confusion they found the first IT guy available who replied "Have you tried turning the system off and back on again?"
Obviously you saw the result.
Obviously you saw the result.
They should have listened to Samuel L. Jackson.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
As a male, I found Beyonce's show rather ***** inducing. As a responsible citizen, I didn't find it any more particularly family oriented than the JJ debacle. Beyonce is sexy as hell and she put on a good show, but with all the hip gyrating and *** pumping, I hardly think it was appropriate for the superbowl.
Good thing I'm not one of those uptight suburbanites who complains to their congressman about every potential violation of my "family values".
Good thing I'm not one of those uptight suburbanites who complains to their congressman about every potential violation of my "family values".
I turned the game on during the blackout (there's a phrase you don't hear everyday); and said something about how this power thing looks like it's more exciting than the game had been to that point. Also, no-call is good call. Too many tinfoil hats would have been put on if they threw a flag in the end zone and San Fran ended up taking the lead on a subsequent play.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I asked this on FB, but nobody responded. I noticed several plays during the last scoring drive for SanFran during which the player took the ball out of bounds, but when everybody lined up and the play clock started ticking, the game clock was ticking right along side it.
Was that a serious **** up that benefitted the Ravens, or did NFL rules change regarding game clock stoppage out of bounds? San Fran could have really used what seemed to be at least 20-30 seconds I watched tick off the clock over about 5-6 plays on that drive.
Was that a serious **** up that benefitted the Ravens, or did NFL rules change regarding game clock stoppage out of bounds? San Fran could have really used what seemed to be at least 20-30 seconds I watched tick off the clock over about 5-6 plays on that drive.
I thought the clock started once play resumed, not after the snap. But I know ******* about football so whatever.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I thought the clock started once play resumed, not after the snap. But I know @#%^all about football so whatever.
I guess I'm more used to paying attention during the 2 minute play, in which the rules are definitely different.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/rulebook/pdfs/7_Rule4_Game_Timing.pdf wrote:
(a) Whenever a runner goes out of bounds on a play from scrimmage, the game clock is started when
an official spots the ball at the inbounds spot, and the Referee gives the signal to start the game
clock, except that the clock will start on the snap:
(1) after a change of possession;
(2) after the two-minute warning of the first half; or
(3) inside the last five minutes of the second half
an official spots the ball at the inbounds spot, and the Referee gives the signal to start the game
clock, except that the clock will start on the snap:
(1) after a change of possession;
(2) after the two-minute warning of the first half; or
(3) inside the last five minutes of the second half
Edited, Feb 4th 2013 10:07am by BrownDuck
BrownDuck wrote:
Good thing I'm not one of those uptight suburbanites who complains to their congressman about every potential violation of my "family values".
I saw nothing to offend the family in her performance. Football, however, promotes brain damage.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Good thing I'm not one of those uptight suburbanites who complains to their congressman about every potential violation of my "family values".
Is there a better place to discuss pointless moral values while fantasizing about women in skimpy outfits?
If so, share plz.
Elinda wrote:
Football, however, promotes brain damage.
Professional football players are already hideous freaks of nature. I can't imagine any of them living normal lives anyway.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
There were commercials about some webpage that describes how they're making the game safer, and all I could think during them is "Why the hell would I want it safer for them?" Like Nascar, I watch it for the life altering/ending injuries/accidents.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Stubbs wrote:
(3) inside the last five minutes of the second half
Most of the plays I would assume you're referring to had the runner down before they went Out of bounds.
And I heard that Ray Lewis killed the lights.
Edited, Feb 4th 2013 12:00pm by Omegavegeta
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Omegavegeta wrote:
Stubbs wrote:
(3) inside the last five minutes of the second half
Most of the plays I would assume you're referring to had the runner down before they went Out of bounds.
Not at all, but I'm not sure if the game clock was in the last 5 minutes or not, so that may be the difference.
someproteinguy wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Football, however, promotes brain damage.
Professional football players are already hideous freaks of nature. I can't imagine any of them living normal lives anyway.
Oh, I thought she was talking about the spectators. Or is that just for us Jets fans?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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