Sig is modified, thank you, tricky. It comes down next Christmas Eve.
And for my little Christmas gift to you, my fellow Asylumites, I give you this limmerick of our narcisstic Majesty eulogizing Senator Daniel Inouye at his funeral:
So here's to the mem'ry of Danny
(And my mother and sister and granny!)
We shall never forget
You were some sort of vet
And your service to me was uncanny
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night (from Afghanistan)!
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And I fail at good sig editting.
/sigh
Totem
/sigh
Totem
Where's my fiddy dollahs?!?! 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Where's my fiddy dollahs?!?!
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Where's my fiddy dollahs?!?!
Re: Totem's sig link, why is Obama still soliciting donations?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Lol, because he's is dirty, narcisstic, tax increasing Democrat? And the Benjamins aren't just gonna jump in his wallet by themselves, you know!
;)
Totem
;)
Totem
It's Christmas Eve and I installed Minecraft on Hannah's computer (it's all she's talked about for about 6 months) and it ran poorly. It's normal to build her a new computer so it runs well and she's happy tomorrow, right? It's also normal to call and then drive to friends house to acquire orphaned hardware to do that? I mean, it's Christmas, right?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
It's Christmas Eve and I installed Minecraft on Hannah's computer (it's all she's talked about for about 6 months) and it ran poorly. It's normal to build her a new computer so it runs well and she's happy tomorrow, right? It's also normal to call and then drive to friends house to acquire orphaned hardware to do that? I mean, it's Christmas, right?
Dude, you are whipped.
/jealous
WTF Erector-Set computer is she on now that Minecraft runs slowly?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You get props in my books for honoring an internet debt (unlike some **** waffles). I may not always agree with you, but I certainly respect you. Long live the 'Bama Black Snake!!
minecraft ran slow? Wow. I kinda want to see this computer now.
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It's likely a software issue, rather than a hardware one, although the easiest way to fix it is either to erase it or upgrade the hardware.
Aripyanfar wrote:
It's likely a software issue, rather than a hardware one, although the easiest way to fix it is either to erase it or upgrade the hardware.
While that could be the case, I would suspect that Smash would be able to tell if it whether it was a software issue or hardware issue.
Just as Planned.
Jophiel wrote:
WTF Erector-Set computer is she on now that Minecraft runs slowly?
Totem wrote:
Sig is modified, thank you, tricky. It comes down next Christmas Eve.
Totem
Totem
I'm disappointed. I thought Obama would be bigger.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
<overwrought and heavy sigh>
Some people are never satisfied!
Totem
Some people are never satisfied!
Totem
Totem wrote:
<overwrought and heavy sigh>
Some people are never satisfied!
Totem
Some people are never satisfied!
Totem
I think they make them Equine sized in novelty shops just for those people.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
Totem wrote:
<overwrought and heavy sigh>
Some people are never satisfied!
Totem
Some people are never satisfied!
Totem
I think they make them Equine sized in novelty shops just for those people.
Here's a link for those interested.
Just as Planned.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
minecraft ran slow? Wow. I kinda want to see this computer now.
She wanted "that fruit computer" and got a raspberry pi instead.
She wanted "that fruit computer" and got a raspberry pi instead.
It's actually an Arduino hooked up to a pineapple and an old shaving mirror. The keyboard is a Casio and the mouse is actually a cat toy. I throw leggos at her and yell "this is totally Minecraft!"
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That sounds more entertaining than Minecraft.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It never ceases to amaze me that video games seem to be going backwards. I own an after school program now (karate based of course) and super mario and minecraft are the games of choice. I guess it is like we hit the 999,999 score and now have to go back to the beginning.
I voted for the other guy.
Maybe your kids just own outdated systems. Around these parts the kids are all about the Call of Duty and Battlefield franchises. Bang bang bang...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
We have our share of that too... kindergarten kids that talk about black ops... Parents don't pay attention to what they are playing.
Meanwhile, my parents would not let me listen to KISS growing up because they thought it was satanic. Imagine my surprise as an adult when I actually listened to their songs...
Meanwhile, my parents would not let me listen to KISS growing up because they thought it was satanic. Imagine my surprise as an adult when I actually listened to their songs...
I voted for the other guy.
Ah, I thought you were talking older children. I don't know of any kindergarten aged kids playing Black Ops although I'm sure they're out there. I mainly just don't hang out with kindergarten aged kids (yet... give my little one a few more years).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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