http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/11/14/mcafee-founder-goes-into-hiding-denies-killing-neighbor-in-belize.html
John McAfee made millions when he sold his stake in the well-known antivirus software company. Now the eccentric entrepreneur is on the lam, wanted for questioning in the slaying of a retired contractor who lived near him in San Pedro, Belize.
Oh, Belize. Someday I shall retire there with my cache of guns and 11 viscous dogs, to live the quiet life of a ******* insane tech company founder.
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I'll admit, I never stopped to think that "Kaspersky" was a thing besides a string of characters denoting some software security firm.
Speaking of names, it annoys me that something called "The Daily Beast" has become a quasi-respectable journalism outlet.
Edited, Nov 14th 2012 8:03am by Jophiel
Speaking of names, it annoys me that something called "The Daily Beast" has become a quasi-respectable journalism outlet.
Edited, Nov 14th 2012 8:03am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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During the event, the 67-year-old McAfee—who was accompanied by his 17-year-old girlfriend and his bodyguard—.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
He should combine them and have a 17 year old girlfriend/bodyguard. Hot!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
He should combine them and have a 17 year old girlfriend/bodyguard. Hot!
He has a team of underage ninja hookers, it's just not in the article. He calls them his "security essentials".
Try the veal.
He has a team of underage ninja hookers, it's just not in the article. He calls them his "security essentials".
Try the veal.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
If you're going to have a team of ninja hookers, underage is the only way.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
The shear stress of living in the thick of the sticky heat of Belize must have finally gotten to him.
IN the movie he'll probavbly be played by Edward Norton.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
IN the movie he'll probavbly be played by Edward Norton.
It's super effective!!
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
IN the movie he'll probavbly be played by Edward Norton.
I love Belize, but it is a haven for some real crackpots.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I didn't realize until yesterday that "bath salts" is actually a new designer psychoactive drug. I had been thinking that it was ludicrous that the media drummed up some kind of urban myth about the face-eating zombie guy having gotten high by smoking epsom salts, but never followed up on it.
Smasharoo wrote:
Someday I shall retire there with my cache of guns and 11 viscous dogs, to live the quiet life of a batsh*t insane tech company founder.
10W-40 or Synthetic?
11 dogs would have a high resistance to flow.
trickybeck wrote:
I didn't realize until yesterday that "bath salts" is actually a new designer psychoactive drug. I had been thinking that it was ludicrous that the media drummed up some kind of urban myth about the face-eating zombie guy having gotten high by smoking epsom salts, but never followed up on it.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Article wrote:
In July, McAfee began touting his new business venture called “observational yoga,†a practice where people would pay $200 a month to sit in a chair and watch people do yoga.
It's unfair that I'm not batshit insane enough to think of things like this and then actually do them rather than laugh it off as a ridiculous joke.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Just as Planned.
Jophiel wrote:
Article wrote:
In July, McAfee began touting his new business venture called “observational yoga,†a practice where people would pay $200 a month to sit in a chair and watch people do yoga.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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