China will work to reform the international economic system"Follow

"we're going to keep ******** with the markets to draw attention away from our own massive financial problems, and at the same time try and see if we can get any cash strapped european nations to let us buy them out with fake money which will allow us to insert espionage and control elements into european union states at will, ultimatly leaking all european military secrets, and putting china in a position to control and intercept any military action, please pause for evil laugh now"

Thats my take on it anyways.

Yeah, I am not sure what to make of it. It is a pretty bold statement.

Close, that was Juntao.

Anytime someone says "We will reform the global economic system", what they really mean is "We will work tirelessly to reshape the markets into a global hegemony starring your's truly". There have been zero exceptions to this rule throughout all of recorded history.

Bah, thats just another ploy by the dread "C League of Doom" or C.L.O.D for short. Made up of all the countries in the world that begin with C. Cuba, China, Cambodia, Canukistan, Camaroon, Chile, Columbia, Côte d'Ivoire, Croatia, Costa Rica, North Corea (they changed their name for honorary membership). They're all in on it. They work from the shadows, casting blame at other countries and hiding behind the great wall of Poutine so their nefarious deeds aren't known to the world at large

For all that is bad in the world, a CLOD is behind it! They make SPECTRE look like amature hour!

Yeah I hear, hey poor people of the world, north americans are hoarding all the stuff, want to declare war on them?

hey food scarcity could be a real issue in the future. Never discount industrialized cannibalism. I bet Dominos and Maple Leaf would be all over it.

I don't know how reliable an excerpt is where the character is molested by furries paragraphs before.