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#27 Nov 11 2011 at 10:18 PM Rating: Excellent
If it wasn't for the Army I wouldn't have been born.

Salute!

My mother's favorite army tune:

Oh the biscuits in the Army
They say are very fine
One rolled off the table
And killed a friend of mine.

Oh! I don't want no more of Army life
Gee mom I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I wanna go home.


My father's first division's "unofficial" motto:

We joke, smoke rope, take dope
But we don't play games
You **** with us, you **** with death.

- 11th Airborne (before they got rolled into 82nd)

My mother often said the 11th was disbanded for being too mean. Smiley: lol
#28 Nov 12 2011 at 1:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Without our armed forces, the FPS genre would really suck.
We'd still have zombies.
#29 Nov 12 2011 at 5:13 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Without our armed forces, the FPS genre would really suck.
We'd still have zombies.

Would we? Aren't most zombies a result of the release of a man made deadly virus? What are man made deadly viruses made for? The military.
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#30 Nov 12 2011 at 5:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Without our armed forces, the FPS genre would really suck.
We'd still have zombies.

Would we? Aren't most zombies a result of the release of a man made deadly virus? What are man made deadly viruses made for? The military.
Most zombies, maybe. But there's always the supernatural kind.
#31 Nov 12 2011 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good
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I thought zombies were originally the result of Afro/Jamaican witchcraft?
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#32 Nov 12 2011 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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The boring kind, yeah.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#33 Nov 12 2011 at 11:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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The better kind are sentient radiation poisoned husks with an aggressive temperament.
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#34 Nov 14 2011 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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ITT: Veterans are lazy bums and insurance salesmen are the real heroes.

Flo is my hero.
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#35 Nov 14 2011 at 9:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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I assumed he meant that one lizard.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#36 Nov 14 2011 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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The Geico Lizard is a real American Hero.
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#37 Nov 14 2011 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Geico Lizard is a real American Hero.


I'd vote for him.
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