If it wasn't for the Army I wouldn't have been born.
Salute!
My mother's favorite army tune:
Oh the biscuits in the Army
They say are very fine
One rolled off the table
And killed a friend of mine.
Oh! I don't want no more of Army life
Gee mom I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I wanna go home.
My father's first division's "unofficial" motto:
We joke, smoke rope, take dope
But we don't play games
You **** with us, you **** with death.
- 11th Airborne (before they got rolled into 82nd)
My mother often said the 11th was disbanded for being too mean.