Jophiel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Meanwhile, at Blizzard...
"Sir, we just got a telegram: TARGET MURLOC STOP CAST FIREBALL STOP. Should I respond?"
Dammit Joph, I'm in class. You're making it hard for me to hide my internet browsing.
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Meanwhile, at Blizzard...
"Sir, we just got a telegram: TARGET MURLOC STOP CAST FIREBALL STOP. Should I respond?"
Dammit Joph, I'm in class. You're making it hard for me to hide my internet browsing.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Jophiel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Meanwhile, at Blizzard...
"Sir, we just got a telegram: TARGET MURLOC STOP CAST FIREBALL STOP. Should I respond?"
varusword75 wrote:
Joph,
And on this magical device you call a "telephone" can a new candy bar be instantaneously teleported to the customer?
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Out here in the Big City, we have things called "telephones" that can be used to transmit sound nearly instantaneously.
And on this magical device you call a "telephone" can a new candy bar be instantaneously teleported to the customer?
No, but it allows them to offer you an apology, it gives them the knowledge that they should pull their stock, and if you used a credit card to pay, they can offer give you a refund right then and there.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Jophiel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Meanwhile, at Blizzard...
"Sir, we just got a telegram: TARGET MURLOC STOP CAST FIREBALL STOP. Should I respond?"
Ok, that was funny.
varusword75 wrote:
And on this magical device you call a "telephone" can a new candy bar be instantaneously teleported to the customer?
Another magical device we're doing these days called "reading" would have let you know that a new candy bar was never the desired goal of the OP.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
This reminds me of the episode where kramer gets banned from the vegetable stand.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
The desired goal of the OP was to come here and whine like a b*tch about a month old candy bar.
Could be. Venting among friends can be good times. Pity you'll never know
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
The desired goal of the OP was to come here and whine like a b*tch about a month old candy bar. A candy bar.
As opposed to b*tching about someone b*tching about an old candy bar. Which is so much more productive.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
To be fair... it was a 5 dollar candy bar.
And for the record, we never put price stickers on candy bars when I worked retail, but every item that did have a price sticker we put it on the front of the item, facing the customer. Now, to be fair, we didn't have tags on the shelves back in those ancient days *and* we didn't have any sort of scanner, so maybe things have changed. But it just seems like if you're going to bother to go through the trouble of putting a price sticker on a product, you should put it on the damn front.
/waves cane!
Edited, Nov 1st 2011 1:42pm by gbaji
And for the record, we never put price stickers on candy bars when I worked retail, but every item that did have a price sticker we put it on the front of the item, facing the customer. Now, to be fair, we didn't have tags on the shelves back in those ancient days *and* we didn't have any sort of scanner, so maybe things have changed. But it just seems like if you're going to bother to go through the trouble of putting a price sticker on a product, you should put it on the damn front.
/waves cane!
Edited, Nov 1st 2011 1:42pm by gbaji
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
I vent to my dog and after all aren't they man's best friend?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
I vent to my dog and after all aren't they man's best friend?
That's fine, I guess, if you don't have any human friends.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
varusword75 wrote:
I have one. No it's not you.
varusword75 wrote:
Quote:
That's fine, I guess, if you don't have any human friends.
I have one. No it's not you.
One? Just one? That's a start, I guess. Good for you.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Quote:
That's fine, I guess, if you don't have any human friends.
I have one. No it's not you.
One? Just one? That's a start, I guess. Good for you.
I think he's talking about his ****. I imagine he's personified it after all this time spent screaming at it as he sobs uncontrollably.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Jophiel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Meanwhile, at Blizzard...
"Sir, we just got a telegram: TARGET MURLOC STOP CAST FIREBALL STOP. Should I respond?"
Freaking newbs should be opening with Pyroblast.
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I'll let you sit and digest that before telling you about "e-mail" which'll blow your ******' socks off.
it is times like this I wish I was able to rate up, then again is their anything above excellent? Tthere should be!.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
I vent to my dog and after all aren't they man's best friend?
Debalic wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
I vent to my dog and after all aren't they man's best friend?
That's fine, I guess, if you don't have any human friends.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2011 7:57am by Lubriderm
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
I just figure that none of my friends
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
gbaji wrote:
To be fair... it was a 5 dollar candy bar.
And for the record, we never put price stickers on candy bars when I worked retail, but every item that did have a price sticker we put it on the front of the item, facing the customer. Now, to be fair, we didn't have tags on the shelves back in those ancient days *and* we didn't have any sort of scanner, so maybe things have changed. But it just seems like if you're going to bother to go through the trouble of putting a price sticker on a product, you should put it on the damn front.
/waves cane!
Edited, Nov 1st 2011 1:42pm by gbaji
And for the record, we never put price stickers on candy bars when I worked retail, but every item that did have a price sticker we put it on the front of the item, facing the customer. Now, to be fair, we didn't have tags on the shelves back in those ancient days *and* we didn't have any sort of scanner, so maybe things have changed. But it just seems like if you're going to bother to go through the trouble of putting a price sticker on a product, you should put it on the damn front.
/waves cane!
Edited, Nov 1st 2011 1:42pm by gbaji
Varus, plz refrain from ever procreating
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Varus, plz refrain from ever procreating
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