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67-75 degrees expected here in San Diego with barely a cloud in the sky right now.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
67-75 degrees expected here in San Diego with barely a cloud in the sky right now.
And you're still wearing your big winter coat?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
My winter coat isn't that big. But yes, I am wearing a sweater because my tropical DNA thinks anything less than 78 degrees is cold.
Finally, the grid is back online.
Just as Planned.
Are we talking about weather? It's 14 degrees and raining here right now. 
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
We've got another Santa Ana going on. It's like 80 degrees right now.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
60's and lovely today. My commute at the new job takes me way out into God's country and the fall colors were on display. Gonna be leaf-burnin' season soon.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
MEANWHILE, IN NEW ENGLAND...
...almost a million folks still without power, most of which are in Connecticut. Poor bastards.
...almost a million folks still without power, most of which are in Connecticut. Poor bastards.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
We lost power for two days, which for us meant we lost heat. Fortunately, our strangely magically nice neighbors (clearly field agents trained to win our confidence) brought over a generator so we could heat the house.
Oh right, you're a PhD epidemiologist who can also casually wire a generator to a dryer outlet and power a house with it. Sure you are! Oh your wife went to Dartmouth med school and now practices family medicine mainly on the rural poor. Right. I see you rehearsing your lines late at night! No human is as kind as you people pretend to be. I'm on to you! And don't think that midget playing your "5 year old daughter" who is Hannah's best friend is fooling anyone, either.
Oh? What's that? You baked us cookies? SURE! I'll be eating THOSE right away!
Really, they're terrifyingly nice. It's terribly confusing to me.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2011 9:48pm by Smasharoo
Oh right, you're a PhD epidemiologist who can also casually wire a generator to a dryer outlet and power a house with it. Sure you are! Oh your wife went to Dartmouth med school and now practices family medicine mainly on the rural poor. Right. I see you rehearsing your lines late at night! No human is as kind as you people pretend to be. I'm on to you! And don't think that midget playing your "5 year old daughter" who is Hannah's best friend is fooling anyone, either.
Oh? What's that? You baked us cookies? SURE! I'll be eating THOSE right away!
Really, they're terrifyingly nice. It's terribly confusing to me.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2011 9:48pm by Smasharoo
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Just remember to turn the generator off and unplug it (in that order) before turning your main breakers back on. 
Jophiel wrote:
60's and lovely today. My commute at the new job takes me way out into God's country and the fall colors were on display. Gonna be leaf-burnin' season soon.
You guys can really burn leaves there?
The slice of civilization where I live is technically unincorporated (despite being surrounded by incorporated land on all four sides) so I'm under the laws of the township, not the town itself. The ban on burning leaves is a town thing.
So, yes, I can but it's sort of a loophole that lets me do it.
So, yes, I can but it's sort of a loophole that lets me do it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
The slice of civilization where I live is technically unincorporated (despite being surrounded by incorporated land on all four sides) so I'm under the laws of the township, not the town itself. The ban on burning leaves is a town thing.
So, yes, I can but it's sort of a loophole that lets me do it.
So, yes, I can but it's sort of a loophole that lets me do it.
Ah, gotcha. Let me know when you do it, I'll come up. I *love* the smell of burning leaves.
Jophiel wrote:
The slice of civilization where I live is technically unincorporated (despite being surrounded by incorporated land on all four sides) so I'm under the laws of the township, not the town itself. The ban on burning leaves is a town thing.
So, yes, I can but it's sort of a loophole that lets me do it.
So, yes, I can but it's sort of a loophole that lets me do it.
Have you considered incorporating it as Jophiel-opolis?
Just as Planned.
The power outage took out a data center for one of our big apps, and while the application itself was able to use a backup data center and databases to run, the company's tech support and customer contact center was entirely out of power.
So of course, we had a major break in the app running to the data center and they were down for half a day before we figured out a fix.
They're back up now, though.
So of course, we had a major break in the app running to the data center and they were down for half a day before we figured out a fix.
They're back up now, though.
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