http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/american-grown-food-fight-obama-vs-dean
Look likes mrs. grubby in chief is upset that her fat as* drenched in hypocracy sauce is being called out.
That's right! Who was the first one that called mrs. obama's fat as* Me, that's right.
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You're using the National Enquirer for your source? I mean really?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
You're using the National Enquirer for your source? I mean really?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Also, epic lulz at censoring *** in the topic, but not in the title. Well done, you dirty-mouthed man-child, you.
There's not even a picture of the 1st Lady's bumm!!!
Do over, Varus.
Do over, Varus.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
lolgaxe wrote:
You're using the National Enquirer for your source? I mean really?
Never doubt the hot sheets.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
That's right
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
A bad source is better than no source.
Right?
Right?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
varusword75 wrote:
Did you really think the msm was going to cover this?
I don't really think Fox News would cover this.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
That's right
Prophecy of Grilled Cheese Jesus predicts the world will end October 10th, 2010. Michelle Obama has a huge ***. New at 11.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Why are you censoring "***" in your post, but not in the title? You're fucking weird.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
To be fair, if there really was a Paula Dean vs Michelle Obama Iron Chef-esque competition, I'd like to watch it.
If there was a Paula Dean vs Michelle Obama food fight, I'd pay money to watch it.
As it is, this is someone taking an elderly Southern cook's gentle jokes and trying to turn them into vicious attacks, while ignoring the fact that Michelle Obama is a six foot tall Amazon and has triceps that make aging Hollywood movie stars jealous.
If there was a Paula Dean vs Michelle Obama food fight, I'd pay money to watch it.
As it is, this is someone taking an elderly Southern cook's gentle jokes and trying to turn them into vicious attacks, while ignoring the fact that Michelle Obama is a six foot tall Amazon and has triceps that make aging Hollywood movie stars jealous.
Even for the Enquirer & Varus, the article is nonsensical at face value. Michelle Obama doesn't advocate becoming some sort of food monk, she just says to eat healthier. Having treat foods isn't forbidden, they just aren't supposed to be your staple meals.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
lolgaxe wrote:
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
That's right
Okay, I've been here for a lot of varus posts. He is phoning it in harder lately, right? It's been a long running trend, but I definitely feel like it's been a steady trip downward.
Edited, Oct 25th 2011 4:21pm by Eske
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
You may continue pretending she isn't saying stupid sh*t like this.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
And i'll keep posting quotes from
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Quote:
“But when our kids spend so much of their time each day in school, and when many children get up to half their daily calories from school meals, it’s clear that we as a nation have a responsibility to meet as well,†Mrs. Obama said. “We can’t just leave it up to the parents. I think that parents have a right to expect that their efforts at home won’t be undone each day in the school cafeteria or in the vending machine in the hallway. I think that our parents have a right to expect that their kids will be served fresh, healthy food that meets high nutritional standards.â€
The funniest thing is that CNS News actually included the full quote in the article. while they were crying about her by taking it out of context.
Edited, Oct 25th 2011 3:32pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Well the saddest thing is that a fat woman is telling the rest of the country what it needs to do to get in shape.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
Joph,
Well the saddest thing is that a fat woman is telling the rest of the country what it needs to do to get in shape.
Well the saddest thing is that a fat woman is telling the rest of the country what it needs to do to get in shape.
She's no fatter than you.
varusword75 wrote:
Well the saddest thing is that a fat woman is telling the rest of the country what it needs to do to get in shape.
Shit I bet she can dunk over you.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
lolgaxe wrote:
You're using the National Enquirer for your source? I mean really?
Sadly, that's the most credible source that varus has ever cited.
So many things....
My POV as someone who is taking a Culinary Arts program that does include both a nutritional theory class, and a practical class dealing with healthier foods(in which we made fried shrimp[this becomes relevant later in the post]) and as someone who uses his brain on a regular basis:
She's hardly fat, unless you're the kind of guy who thinks ribs are healthy. A tiny bit overweight, as the average american is, maybe, at a stretch, but fat? Really?
There are so many ways in which this is potentially not an unhealthy meal. Factors include: Fried in what? Pan fried? Deep Fried? Served with what? Sauce? Type of sauce? Garnish? etc.
Fat does not mean unhealthy. This is a common misconception, but no less incorrect for it.
The problem with her statement is that, as with all health professionals who advocate this sort of thing, healthy food is expensive as ****. This is the problem that needs to be addressed more than the parents themselves. Of course there are some parents who don't give a **** and feed their kids deep fried foods 3 meals per day, but not nearly even half of them. It comes down to cost, and sticking to a budget.
Again, you'r misusing the word fat both in definition and context.
My POV as someone who is taking a Culinary Arts program that does include both a nutritional theory class, and a practical class dealing with healthier foods(in which we made fried shrimp[this becomes relevant later in the post]) and as someone who uses his brain on a regular basis:
Douchy McGee wrote:
mrs. obama's fat ***
She's hardly fat, unless you're the kind of guy who thinks ribs are healthy. A tiny bit overweight, as the average american is, maybe, at a stretch, but fat? Really?
Article wrote:
fried shrimp was her family’s favorite meal.
There are so many ways in which this is potentially not an unhealthy meal. Factors include: Fried in what? Pan fried? Deep Fried? Served with what? Sauce? Type of sauce? Garnish? etc.
Quote:
That's right michelle is blowing up like fat kid in a candy store.
Fat does not mean unhealthy. This is a common misconception, but no less incorrect for it.
Quote:
“We can’t just leave it up to the parents."
The problem with her statement is that, as with all health professionals who advocate this sort of thing, healthy food is expensive as ****. This is the problem that needs to be addressed more than the parents themselves. Of course there are some parents who don't give a **** and feed their kids deep fried foods 3 meals per day, but not nearly even half of them. It comes down to cost, and sticking to a budget.
Quote:
Well the saddest thing is that a fat woman is telling the rest of the country what it needs to do to get in shape.
Again, you'r misusing the word fat both in definition and context.
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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