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#27 Oct 25 2011 at 8:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
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I have some excellent Korean recipies I might be able to interest you in...


Forget Korean! Doggie adobo FTW! We don't bury our dogs after death, we eat them!

I knew there was a reason I stalk you... Smiley: inlove
#28 Oct 25 2011 at 10:55 PM Rating: Good
My husband didn't want a dog, either. But he said if I wanted one, he wouldn't forbid it. I agonized over it for a while, feeling like he really had to WANT to have a dog if we got one, but then I realized, I'd be doing everything for it, anyway.

He still says he wishes we didn't have a dog, but that he likes Akira ok. Smiley: grin
#29 Oct 26 2011 at 6:23 AM Rating: Good
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I have some excellent Korean recipies I might be able to interest you in...
And I know some black people if you want to get the dog into fighting.



Just figured I'd jump on the racial stereotype bandwagon.Smiley: disappointed
#30 Oct 26 2011 at 6:39 AM Rating: Good
I'd also be very angry if my husband brought home a puppy without telling me.

On the other hand, I've been whining to him for years that I want another cat, and he keeps saying no.

So if he brought home a puppy, I'd tell him to take it right back to the shelter and trade it in for four kittens, because that's about the dog to cat effort/maintenance ratio.
#31 Oct 26 2011 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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So, I get the dog and if things go bad with the old man I just hit up Kao and Thumb for some kanine-kitchen tips, whip-up a tasty apology dinner and follow it up with some doggy-style. win-win. Smiley: smile

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#32 Oct 26 2011 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
So, I get the dog and if things go bad with the old man I just hit up Kao and Thumb for some kanine-kitchen tips, whip-up a tasty apology dinner and follow it up with some doggy-style. win-win. Smiley: smile



Smiley: lol I just spit water on my new cell phone. Thanks, Elinda. I'm rolling now.
#33 Oct 26 2011 at 7:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Duke Lubriderm wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I have some excellent Korean recipies I might be able to interest you in...
And I know some black people if you want to get the dog into fighting.



Just figured I'd jump on the racial stereotype bandwagon.Smiley: disappointed


What? The Korean dog recipies are better than the Chinese or the Vietnamese ones. Italians tend to have better sphagetti recipies too. Shocking, I know. I wonder how dog sphagetti tastes? I can dig up one of the Laotian ones instead if you would prefer.
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#34 Oct 26 2011 at 7:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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You quickly lose the desire to have dog when you see the pile of dog carcases ageing in the hot sun behind the restaurant.
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#35 Oct 26 2011 at 8:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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You quickly lose the desire to have dog when you see the pile of dog carcases ageing in the hot sun behind the restaurant.


You don't live next to the pitbull that has been barking constantly for the last 2 hours and will be for the next 6...
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#36 Nov 01 2011 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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You don't live next to the irresponsible prick that neglects his pitbull that has been barking constantly for the last 2 hours and will be for the next 6...

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#37 Nov 01 2011 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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You don't live next to the irresponsible prick that neglects his pitbull that has been barking constantly for the last 2 hours and will be for the next 6...

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And this is why I don't get why some people get dogs. They want a dog, they get one, it stays by itself in the fenced-in backyard after that, only seeing other people as they pass by or come to feed it. It's pretty sad.
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#40 Nov 01 2011 at 12:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Because doggy doors and fenced in backyards are just so passe.

Well, yeah. I'm running a house, not a kennel.
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#41 Nov 01 2011 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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You don't live next to the pitbull that has been barking constantly for the last 2 hours and will be for the next 6...


You know you can work with your neighbors dogs as well right? My neighbor has a pitbull that used to bark at me all the time non-stop. I started making a habit of walking one of my dogs near the fence and talked to him in a friendly tone and gave him treats regularly. Pretty soon he mellowed out and stopped barking all the time. Or if you really want to just call the city and complain. They have this thing where they can cut the vocal chords on a dog to keep them from barking non-stop.

Neat! Can we do this for people, too? Or how about just cutting the tendons in their hands so they stop typing?
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#42 Nov 01 2011 at 2:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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At least the dog's barking is important.
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#43 Nov 01 2011 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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They have this thing where they can cut the vocal chords on a dog to keep them from barking non-stop.


That seems pretty extreme. I agree that you'd think owners would manage their dogs better, but I'm also not a big fan of some of the knee-jerk pet laws that end out being passed because of those who don't make any effort to. My mom has licenses for all her dogs *and* spends the money to get them fitted with ID chips. Despite this, when one of her dogs somehow managed to escape one day, the city never bothered to check the license tag, nor look for a chip and never contacted her to tell her they'd picked up the dog. After looking around the neighborhood and then calling the damn pound to ask if they'd picked up her dog (they said they hadn't), she decided not to believe them and went down there physically to look. Sure enough, there's her dog at the pound, in a separate section of the pound about 20 minutes away from being neutered.


Apparently, they decided to "process" the dog first, which included automatically neutering it, before checking to see that it had breeder tags and was a champion stock stud dog.
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#44 Nov 01 2011 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
varusword75 wrote:
They have this thing where they can cut the vocal chords on a dog to keep them from barking non-stop.


Because the creepy whispering barking noise is so much better.



There's a lot of debate about whether it's right morally, but I just wouldn't do it because it sounds worse to my ears.
#45 Nov 01 2011 at 6:16 PM Rating: Good
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They have this thing where they can cut the vocal chords on a dog to keep them from barking non-stop.


Because the creepy whispering barking noise is so much better.

[youtube="Debarked" Sheltie]

There's a lot of debate about whether it's right morally, but I just wouldn't do it because it sounds worse to my ears.


That's absolutely terrible. I felt bad enough about getting my dog fixed (though I understand that it's necessary).
#46 Nov 02 2011 at 5:03 AM Rating: Decent
My Mother bred and raised Champion Afghan hounds. Always had a dog or two around growing up. I loved cats but never could have one.
Dogs can be a pain. They need lots of attention and love. They also need to be walked two to four times a day. Then there is
the Doggie do cleanup you have to do. Cats are much simpler to have. If you get two then they have each other when your not
home. They self clean. Use a litter box that you clean once a week or so. Offer lots of love and friendship.

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