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My job, but with more money.
Princess ShadorVIII wrote:
My job, but with more money.
What do you do?
Being a pro-baskeball player was always fun. Balling in front of thousands of screaming fans was such a rush. I also really enjoyed being a lifeguard on padre island, the money sucked but sitting in the tower getting a tan watching all the hotties and getting hit on by all the hotties day after day was a blast.
When someone asks you what your dream job is, they mean what job you want in reality, not what you imagine while you're asleep.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Could you be any more jealous?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Leader of a story or art team at Valve.
Failing that, guinea pig herder.
Failing that, guinea pig herder.
I think I'm too fickle to just settle on one for eternity. Two things I love are design and variety...so maybe some sort of suped-up design consultant? It'd be great to bounce around between design work on gaming, media, products, UI, and architecture.
Sys Admin...at the NSA.
Empire building
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Empire building
Empire building is out, haven't you heard?
This video also pertains to the "Kill Hitler or OBL" thread...
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Empire building
Empire building is out, haven't you heard?
This video also pertains to the "Kill Hitler or OBL" thread...
Semi-related video is semi-related:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Empire building
Empire building is out, haven't you heard?
This video also pertains to the "Kill Hitler or OBL" thread...
Do you have to have premium to do the Youtube tag?
I'd probably be a professional ninj...
****.
Jophiel wrote:
Ninja fucker.
****.
Vestal Chamberlain Lubriderm wrote:
Dog walker. I'd love to walk dogs.
Mindel is hiring.
Just as Planned.
Allegory wrote:
I'd probably be a professional ninj...
sh*t.
Jophiel wrote:
Ninja fucker.
sh*t.
The ninja fucking industry needs more than one employee to ensure genetic diversity.
Edited, Aug 4th 2011 6:52pm by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
I'd go with reclusive billionaire if I had the funds to pull it off. I find the very idea of a job offensive. If I had the money to not work, I wouldn't.
Almalieque wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Empire building
Empire building is out, haven't you heard?
This video also pertains to the "Kill Hitler or OBL" thread...
Do you have to have premium to do the Youtube tag?
Not yet.
Professional golfer, PGA Tour. "Work" for 3-4 days, get the rest off. Granted, it's weekend work, but I've never minded off time during the week.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
Ninja fucker.
Ninjas would come in, and I'd fuck 'em. And make more ninjas.
Ninjas would come in, and I'd fuck 'em. And make more ninjas.
How about we make two dreams come true by me becoming a ninja?
Edited, Aug 4th 2011 9:39pm by kiworrior
kiworrior wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Ninja fucker.
Ninjas would come in, and I'd fuck 'em. And make more ninjas.
Ninjas would come in, and I'd fuck 'em. And make more ninjas.
How about we make two dreams come true by me becoming a ninja?
Sure got sexual tensioned in here.
Just as Planned.
kiworrior wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Ninja fucker.
Ninjas would come in, and I'd fuck 'em. And make more ninjas.
Ninjas would come in, and I'd fuck 'em. And make more ninjas.
How about we make two dreams come true by me becoming a ninja?
Edited, Aug 4th 2011 9:39pm by kiworrior
Back off, *****. If Flea gives him up he's mine.
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sorry, ladies. I think Varus has already staked his claim if Flea gets tired of his brainy ***.
Sorry, ladies. I think Varus has already staked his claim if Flea gets tired of his brainy ***.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sorry, ladies. I think Varus has already staked his claim if Flea gets tired of his brainy ***.
Sorry, ladies. I think Varus has already staked his claim if Flea gets tired of his brainy ***.
I live only a couple hours from Chicago, so I can get there first
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It's more about the ninjas. People like to be ninjas, people like to fuck ninjas. If it's a verb followed by the word ninja, I want to be doing it.
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