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#1 Aug 02 2011 at 6:05 PM Rating: Default
I'm going to ask the lot of you to share your experiences with me. I'm working on writing some mediocre, trite bullsh*t and my personal experience isn't enough to cover it. Rather, it may be but I need to see if there's a concensus of sorts to properly cover the material and portray the emotions accurately and yadda @#%^ing yadda.

So if you wouldn't mind, please share with me your experiences with 'love'. How you felt when you met and split with your first love, how long your presumed misery lasted, and if applicable the things you considered while making your decision to get married, and your experiences with marriage. I realize these are relatively personal matters, but I'd appreciate you putting it in as much detail as possible.

Thanks.

Edited, Aug 2nd 2011 8:07pm by zukunftsangst
#2 Aug 02 2011 at 6:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm working on writing some mediocre, trite bullsh*t and my personal experience isn't enough to cover it.


Color me shocked
#3 Aug 02 2011 at 6:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Aug 02 2011 at 6:18 PM Rating: Default
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I'm working on writing some mediocre, trite bullsh*t and my personal experience isn't enough to cover it.


Color me shocked


I've shown a glimpse of my sensitive artistic soul. As a woman you're supposed to be all "j'adore" rather than mocking me.

It's not as if I don't have experience in the matter; Only, I need to see how common my reaction was and generally gain some perspective.
#5 Aug 02 2011 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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zukunftsangst wrote:
DSD wrote:
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I'm working on writing some mediocre, trite bullsh*t and my personal experience isn't enough to cover it.


Color me shocked


I've shown a glimpse of my sensitive artistic soul. As a woman you're supposed to be all "j'adore" rather than mocking me.

It's not as if I don't have experience in the matter; Only, I need to see how common my reaction was and generally gain some perspective.



Your assumptions shows just how little you know Smiley: laugh If you want to know how common your reaction is, just turn on a damn radio.Smiley: nod
#6 Aug 02 2011 at 6:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Go and get some experience? It's not hard, just don't be a prick.
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#7 Aug 02 2011 at 6:27 PM Rating: Default
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zukunftsangst wrote:
DSD wrote:
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I'm working on writing some mediocre, trite bullsh*t and my personal experience isn't enough to cover it.


Color me shocked


I've shown a glimpse of my sensitive artistic soul. As a woman you're supposed to be all "j'adore" rather than mocking me.

It's not as if I don't have experience in the matter; Only, I need to see how common my reaction was and generally gain some perspective.



Your assumptions shows just how little you know Smiley: laugh If you want to know how common your reaction is, just turn on a damn radio.Smiley: nod


Trust, I'm well familiar with nigh every song covering the matter. They do not serve the purpose I have in mind. I need raw experiences to work with, not those what are already contrived to fit some rhythm or the like.

I guess I'm just too deep and broody for you to understand.
#8 Aug 02 2011 at 6:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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You mean you're too emo? Yup, I agree with that. Why don't you try the lighter side The Out of Topic forum? You may find your emo bretheren there
#9 Aug 02 2011 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
Love is for people with better haircuts than you.
#10 Aug 02 2011 at 6:42 PM Rating: Default
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You mean you're too emo? Yup, I agree with that.


I was being sardonic, if you didn't catch that.

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Why don't you try the lighter side The Out of Topic forum?


Why don't I just go eat a ****? I'm looking for valuable input from people I (tenuously) respect to a minimal degree, who are likely to have something worth conductive about the topic. The OOT forum is obviously not conductive to that.

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I'm afraid I don't get the reference/joke.
#11 Aug 02 2011 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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Why don't I just go eat a ****?


If it makes you happy, go for it

Edited, Aug 2nd 2011 8:44pm by DSD
#12 Aug 02 2011 at 7:05 PM Rating: Default
DSD wrote:
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Why don't I just go eat a ****?


If it makes you happy, go for it

Edited, Aug 2nd 2011 8:44pm by DSD


Is it just me or is there some sexual tension here?
#13 Aug 02 2011 at 7:06 PM Rating: Good
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It's just you. Your confusion helps to explain your lack of experience, though.
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#14REDACTED, Posted: Aug 02 2011 at 7:11 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Dead clever, ************** My wounded heart shall never recover from the terrible force of your wit.
#15 Aug 02 2011 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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First, ************* isn't a word. Canker-blossom is, though. Sort of.

Second, you can go back to writing bad poetry about a subject you know nothing about now.
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#16 Aug 02 2011 at 7:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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First, ************* isn't a word. Canker-blossom is, though. Sort of.

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#17 Aug 02 2011 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Canker-blossom-onions.
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#18 Aug 02 2011 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Blooming onions for everyone!
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#19 Aug 02 2011 at 7:27 PM Rating: Default
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First, ************* isn't a word. Canker-blossom is, though. Sort of.

Second, you can go back to writing bad poetry about a subject you know nothing about now.


Listen, you little limey ****, ****** is the dutch word for cancer as well as a common insult. There are layers here that you can't even comprehend. My medium is prose, not poetry.

That's all. I probably should have had a longer post after starting it out so aggressively, but you get the gist of what I'm saying. I assume so, anyway.
#20 Aug 02 2011 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
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****** is a common insult? I know "Cancerblossom" used to be an insult. It's in Shakespeare you know!


You're what, Seventeen? I can't imagine any prose you would turf out being any good. If you've never been in love, you can't presume to write about it. Making this thread about as redundant as your bloated opinion of yourself.
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#21 Aug 02 2011 at 7:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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There are layers here that you can't even comprehend.

But you can deep fry them and serve them at Outback.
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#22 Aug 02 2011 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good
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zukunftsangst wrote:
There are layers here that you can't even comprehend.

But you can deep fry them and serve them at Outback.
And whip em at cars.
#23 Aug 02 2011 at 7:38 PM Rating: Default
Nilatai wrote:
****** is a common insult? I know "Cancerblossom" used to be an insult. It's in Shakespeare you know!


It's a common insult in Dutch. Actually it's more akin to **********

There seems to be a trend here of you willfully misinterpreting my posts.

EG: "If you've never been in love". I said nothing of the sort. I implied the opposite, in fact. Strongly and clearly.

The 'flaws' you think you're pointing out here are purely contrived. Read the thread again and try to keep up.
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Stop talking about Outback! My sister-in-law mentioned it last weekend, and I love the blooming onions! I've been thinking about it for days now...
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#25 Aug 02 2011 at 8:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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#26 Aug 02 2011 at 9:02 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd actually be willing to help you if I thought I had anything relevant to share, but my love life hasn't been very tumultuous. There were a few years as an undergrad where I have several relationships that didn't exceed 6 months, and the ensuing emotions that accompanied. Then I swore off pursuing convenient relationships (i.e., you see someone, there's a mutual attraction, you hook up, if it works out by sheer astronomical luck then great, but of course it doesn't). I figured I'm too unusual a guy to rely on lucking into the right girl falling into my lap. Also had no real way of meeting an auspicious quantity or quality of viable partners, hated bars and clubs, etc. Had a couple of attractive girls approach me in that time, dated once or twice, and rejected them.

So pretty exclusively I looked for someone online. Seven years and probably 5,000 profiles later (after the online service weeds them out, mind you), and having fully accepted a lifetime of solitude, I found someone that I actually really liked. That was a year and a half ago, and things are great. Not many rough spots to speak of.
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