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#277 Aug 03 2011 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
You had barely gotten over your first boyfriend (you were around 21 I believe) before you locked down a husband. Am I missing something?


Everything. Smiley: lol

First love =/= first boyfriend.

No kidding. My first boyfriend = first hate. And I mean that. I truly hate that guy.

Awkward fumbling, tried the wrong hole, couldn't find the ****, too much tongue, and too much spittle leads to hate?

You're f'ucking harsh.
#278 Aug 03 2011 at 1:24 PM Rating: Default
MoebiusLord wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
You had barely gotten over your first boyfriend (you were around 21 I believe) before you locked down a husband. Am I missing something?


Everything. Smiley: lol

First love =/= first boyfriend.

No kidding. My first boyfriend = first hate. And I mean that. I truly hate that guy.

Awkward fumbling, tried the wrong hole, couldn't find the ****, too much tongue, and too much spittle leads to hate?

You're f'ucking harsh.


What's the appropriate amount of tongue? Smiley: confused
#279REDACTED, Posted: Aug 03 2011 at 1:24 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nads,
#280 Aug 03 2011 at 1:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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I do like to play some fionna apple

Smiley: laugh

Varus has been a bad, bad girl.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#281 Aug 03 2011 at 1:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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zukunftsangst wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
You had barely gotten over your first boyfriend (you were around 21 I believe) before you locked down a husband. Am I missing something?


Everything. Smiley: lol

First love =/= first boyfriend.

No kidding. My first boyfriend = first hate. And I mean that. I truly hate that guy.

Awkward fumbling, tried the wrong hole, couldn't find the ****, too much tongue, and too much spittle leads to hate?

You're f'ucking harsh.


What's the appropriate amount of tongue? Smiley: confused

Enough to be labeled a cunning linguist!
#282 Aug 03 2011 at 1:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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So it's a "He's my gay boyfriend" type of deal!
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#283REDACTED, Posted: Aug 03 2011 at 1:28 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Joph,
#284 Aug 03 2011 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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LockeColeMA wrote:
zukunftsangst wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
You had barely gotten over your first boyfriend (you were around 21 I believe) before you locked down a husband. Am I missing something?


Everything. Smiley: lol

First love =/= first boyfriend.

No kidding. My first boyfriend = first hate. And I mean that. I truly hate that guy.

Awkward fumbling, tried the wrong hole, couldn't find the ****, too much tongue, and too much spittle leads to hate?

You're f'ucking harsh.


What's the appropriate amount of tongue? Smiley: confused

Enough to be labeled a cunning linguist!


Zing! RACK that! I'd rate you up if I could, you naughty administrator!
#285REDACTED, Posted: Aug 03 2011 at 1:35 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) zuk,
#286 Aug 03 2011 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Yeah I like that one to.

Nothing turns them on more than a guy approaching middle-age banging on a piano and singing chick rock from the mid 1990's before driving off in his Altima Smiley: laugh

Stick with men. There's probably more gay dudes who'd find that sex than college girls. In fact... this explains why you're even bringing it up, doesn't it? You figured you'd just replace "guys" with "college girls"?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#287 Aug 03 2011 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
varusword75 wrote:
zuk,

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I'm serious


Seriously? Who said all women are whores? Most american women are whores. See the difference. Check with your english teacher if you're still confused.





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American men aren't marrying american women because american women are by and large selfish self-centered whores who are willing to drop their man at the mere hint of a better alternative.


It's not a substantial differentiation. You'd be hard pressed to find, at least in my experience, any western Euro girl who isn't practically American. It's still a massive generalization based purely on conjecture.

Furthermore, I don't see how these mythical European floozies are particularly less whorish American women, simply by virtue of not requiring time spent before *******. Especially the Ukrainian slaves subject to your conquests in Holland. There's also the fact that it's quite possible to take a girl out and have fun without having any money at all.

Maybe the problem is simply your perspective. As a rule, people don't fit into neat little categories as your autismal brain seems to imagine, regardless of gender. Even white trash Casanovas such as yourself.
#288REDACTED, Posted: Aug 03 2011 at 2:23 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Joph,
#289 Aug 03 2011 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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I bet varus has a beautiful soprano voice.
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#290 Aug 03 2011 at 2:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
You had barely gotten over your first boyfriend (you were around 21 I believe) before you locked down a husband. Am I missing something?


Everything. Smiley: lol

First love =/= first boyfriend.

No kidding. My first boyfriend = first hate. And I mean that. I truly hate that guy.

Awkward fumbling, tried the wrong hole, couldn't find the ****, too much tongue, and too much spittle leads to hate?

You're f'ucking harsh.

All of the above.

No, in all seriousness, he was an abuser. That's all I'm going to get into, but yeah... he did me wrong.
#291 Aug 03 2011 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
Nadenu wrote:
All of the above.

No, in all seriousness, he was an abuser. That's all I'm going to get into, but yeah... he did me wrong.


Smiley: flowers
#292 Aug 03 2011 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
What makes you think i'm singing?

Because you're a gay man playing the piano?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#293REDACTED, Posted: Aug 03 2011 at 2:40 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) zuk,
#294REDACTED, Posted: Aug 03 2011 at 2:42 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Joph,
#295 Aug 03 2011 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Having been raised on the mexican border and having spent time in germany I have a unique perspective.
You really don't.
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#296 Aug 03 2011 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Takes one to know one.

Or a Man-Seeking-Man ad begging for some male attention.
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#297 Aug 03 2011 at 2:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Having been raised on the mexican border and having spent time in germany I have a unique perspective.
You really don't.

He enjoys hot sauce on his spätzle.
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#298 Aug 03 2011 at 5:38 PM Rating: Default
Nadenu wrote:
No, in all seriousness, he was an abuser. That's all I'm going to get into, but yeah... he did me wrong.

Say no more. He had a 19" horse c0ck and made you learn to lose that gag reflex. Gotcha.
#299 Aug 03 2011 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
No, in all seriousness, he was an abuser. That's all I'm going to get into, but yeah... he did me wrong.

Say no more. He had a 19" horse c0ck and made you learn to lose that gag reflex. Gotcha.

Are we talking about my first boyfriend or yours?
#300 Aug 03 2011 at 7:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Nadenu wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
No, in all seriousness, he was an abuser. That's all I'm going to get into, but yeah... he did me wrong.

Say no more. He had a 19" horse c0ck and made you learn to lose that gag reflex. Gotcha.

Are we talking about my first boyfriend or yours?


Awwwww snap son... I know you ain't goin', I know you ain't goin!
#301 Aug 07 2011 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Tulip,

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While we dated, my husband didn't have a job, let alone money to spend on me.


You asked him out and paid for everything because you're an ugly ***** who was grateful for his attention.


Ok, I'm confused. Is varus really for real, or is he the worlds greatest troll? When I think he's trolling, I'm calm. When I think there's a real man out there that thinks like this I feel homicidal.
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