Nilatai wrote:
Christians (specifically the Republican kind) are all for you when you're in the womb, but after you're born you can get f*cked. You get no help from them whatsoever.
The Lord helps those that help themselves.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Christians (specifically the Republican kind) are all for you when you're in the womb, but after you're born you can get f*cked. You get no help from them whatsoever.
The Lord helps those that help themselves.
Oh, right. Duh.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
What if I help myself to another abortion?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
What if I help myself to another abortion?
Sounds like a remake of Junior. I hear the lead actor is looking for work these days...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
So the GOP frontrunners, at the moment, are a pizzaman who subscribes to a Bizarro-world version of Separation of Church and State, and this mess.
Conservatives, if this isn't an accurate representation of Bachmann, by all means show me why. I realize that site is leftist, but find the facts that prove it wrong.
Conservatives, if this isn't an accurate representation of Bachmann, by all means show me why. I realize that site is leftist, but find the facts that prove it wrong.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
So the GOP frontrunners, at the moment, are a pizzaman who subscribes to a Bizarro-world version of Separation of Church and State, and this mess.
And a heathen moderate who first modeled the complete government take-over of healthcare.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
I hear the lead actor is looking for work these days...
He had a speaking part in that Expendables movie. That had to be good for SAG minimum.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Demea,
This is a modern phrase that's nowhere to be found in the bible.
The Lord helps those that ask for help.
Quote:
The Lord helps those that help themselves.
This is a modern phrase that's nowhere to be found in the bible.
The Lord helps those that ask for help.
varusword75 wrote:
Demea,
This is a modern phrase that's nowhere to be found in the bible.
The Lord helps those that ask for help.
Quote:
The Lord helps those that help themselves.
This is a modern phrase that's nowhere to be found in the bible.
The Lord helps those that ask for help.
Lord, help me find a way to cease Virus' internet service.
Edit: In all likelyhood, that hick still uses dial-up.
Edited, Jul 19th 2011 1:09pm by Demea
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
varusword75 wrote:
This is a modern phrase that's nowhere to be found in the bible.
It's dirty Calvinist thinkin'!
Edited, Jul 19th 2011 1:11pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Demea,
Of course the answer isn't always what we want to hear.
Of course the answer isn't always what we want to hear.
Admittedly, you'd have to be a good businessman to be able to sell Godfather's Pizza. That crap ain't gonna sell on taste alone.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
a pizzaman with good business sense
If he was any good, I'd have heard of his pizza.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
Demea,
Of course the answer isn't always what we want to hear.
Of course the answer isn't always what we want to hear.
One minute, I have God on the other line.
He's complaining about the NFL lockout.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Jophed,
Are you telling me lagaga knows his pizza but you don't? You're slipping fat man.
Are you telling me lagaga knows his pizza but you don't? You're slipping fat man.
This is Chicago. Pizzaboy obviously can't compete in a serious market.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Are you telling me lagaga knows his pizza but you don't?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Gumbo Galahad wrote:
Everyone knows NY style pizza is much better than the chicago style.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
There are still Godfather's Pizzas out there? The last one I ate at was in Nashville and I was in middle school. And when you got a pitcher of Coke, for about a buck more you got to keep the pitcher. 
I think we had about 4 of them.
Good times.
I think we had about 4 of them. Good times.
varusword75 wrote:
Demea,
This is a modern phrase that's nowhere to be found in the bible.
The Lord helps those that ask for help.
Quote:
The Lord helps those that help themselves.
This is a modern phrase that's nowhere to be found in the bible.
The Lord helps those that ask for help.
Just so long as you don't have to pay for it, amirite?
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
varusword75 wrote:
Everyone knows NY style pizza is much better than the chicago style.
At least I've heard of New York style which is more than I can say for Godfather's. Yet more evidence that Cain can't sell pizza.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Quote:
Everyone knows NY style pizza is much better than the chicago style.
GTFO, I refuse to let you agree with me on something.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
What's the difference between Chicago and NY pizza? 'Scuse my British ignorance.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
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