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#1 Jul 13 2011 at 4:57 PM Rating: Sub-Default
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3691278/Robber-fed-Viagra-and-kept-bras-sex-slave-by-salon-owner.html

Published: 12 Jul 2011


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A GUNMAN who tried to rob a hairdressers came a cropper when he was beaten and tied up naked by the female owner – who then fed him Viagra and used him as a sex slave.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, had gone to the salon with the intention of robbing it.

But after demanding the day's takings he instead found himself overcome by the owner – karate black belt Olga Zajac, 28, - who floored him with a kick and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/

Posted in Bootnotes, 21st April 2009 11:22 GMT

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The man, only known as Viktor, attempted to turn over a hairdresser in the small town of Meshchovsk on March 14 Russia Today reports. The owner, a 28 year old called Olga, agreed to handover the day's takings while employees and customers cowered in fright.

Unfortunately for Viktor, Olga was trained in Karate. As she was handing over the cash she struck him in the chest, before taking him to the ground and trussing him up with a hairdryer cord.


Same ******* story, two years old being passed off as new. Same god damned text as well. It's not just the sun, which is **** by design, but there are 6 pages of results on google news from today and yesterday.

I'll put a stop to this sort of ******** when I become furher.
#2 Jul 13 2011 at 5:01 PM Rating: Good
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Russian Ninja Sex Slave sounds like a Troma film.
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#3 Jul 13 2011 at 5:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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How come none of the hairdressers at Great Clips ever tie me up for kinky sex?

Maybe I'll try holding one up the next time I go it.
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#4 Jul 13 2011 at 5:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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tip them well a few times first. Otherwise you might find yourself raped by a curling iron
#5 Jul 13 2011 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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The only US news sources of note are a blog entry on the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and an article on Forbes saying that Gawker is running an old story from 2009.

There's a handful of UK sources and a shitload of Eastern European and Asian links though.
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#6 Jul 13 2011 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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Tabloids have always re-used stories like that. Back when I worked at a convenience store I'd read that stuff (cause it gets *really* boring on graveyard). Every couple years, they repeat the same stories. They add new ones in, of course, but the really weird ones will get re-written as though it's something new that happened.
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#7 Jul 18 2011 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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In an update, the key whistleblower in the case was found dead today

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Still, despite the seemingly suspicious timing of Hoare’s death, police have yet to cite “foul play:”

“The death is currently being treated as unexplained, but not thought to be suspicious. Police investigations into this incident are ongoing.”
#8 Jul 18 2011 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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LockeColeMA wrote:
In an update, the key whistleblower in the case was found dead today

theblaze wrote:
Still, despite the seemingly suspicious timing of Hoare’s death, police have yet to cite “foul play:”

“The death is currently being treated as unexplained, but not thought to be suspicious. Police investigations into this incident are ongoing.”
This thread could implicate the op. Better keep it safe. Smiley: sly
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#9 Jul 18 2011 at 6:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Haha, this was actually supposed to go under the other nonwto thread on yellow journalism; my response to this was to be that a facebook friend linked this exact article today Smiley: lol Ah well, it's related.

Kinda.

Edited, Jul 18th 2011 8:29pm by LockeColeMA
#10 Jul 18 2011 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
How come none of the hairdressers at Great Clips ever tie me up for kinky sex?

Maybe I'll try holding one up the next time I go it.


A girl at SuperCuts once tripped over a cord and punched me in the head with her scissors, but that was an accident...
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#11 Jul 18 2011 at 8:21 PM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
How come none of the hairdressers at Great Clips ever tie me up for kinky sex?

Maybe I'll try holding one up the next time I go it.


A girl at SuperCuts once tripped over a cord and punched me in the head with her scissors, but that was an accident...


Jesus, was that as bad as it sounds...? Because it sounds like you should still have some shears sticking out of your forehead or something.
#12 Jul 19 2011 at 7:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Nah, not the pointy end, it was more like a brass knuckles thing.
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#13 Jul 19 2011 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
Debalic wrote:
Nah, not the pointy end, it was more like a brass knuckles thing.


Still doesn't sound pleasant. Smiley: lol
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