Really though, if you're going to try and look "clever" (ie obnoxious) by engaging in this kind of nonsense, you might want to double check and make sure you're actually right:
SCotUS, 13 January 2009 wrote:
Prior to the passage of the Revised Penal Code on December 8, 1930, the definition of the term "personal property" in the penal code provision on theft had been established in Philippine jurisprudence. This Court, in United States v. Genato, United States v. Carlos, and United States v. Tambunting, consistently ruled that any personal property, tangible or intangible, corporeal or incorporeal, capable of appropriation can be the object of theft