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#1 Jun 27 2011 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
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This 56 year old guy, reportedly a good friend of David Cameron, was found dead in a VIP Porta-potty at the Glastonbury Festival. They figure he was in there for like 20 hours.

Odd his absence wasn't noticed sooner:
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His body was found at 9am yesterday when a security man and cops broke down the door of a VIP toilet cubicle.
Sources said Mr Shale left his wife Nikki, family and friends to go to the loo at the Somerset music event at 1pm on Saturday.


It's kind of sad. I'd not like to spend my last moments in a stinky poo-filled outhouse.

Edited, Jun 27th 2011 3:56pm by Elinda
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#2 Jun 27 2011 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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VIP toilet?
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#3 Jun 27 2011 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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VIP toilet?
It gets cleaned.
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#4 Jun 27 2011 at 8:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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VIP toilet?

Quick move to the front of the glory hole line.
#5 Jun 27 2011 at 9:08 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
VIP toilet?
It gets cleaned.

Essentially, yes. Festival toilets are gross. Most people go into town to use the toilets in supermakets and the like.
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#6 Jun 27 2011 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Man, what a shItty way to die.
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