I went to the Del Mar Fair in San Diego over the weekend, which started the deep fried Kool-Aid trend. I tried a few things and asked for people's opinions of other things that I didn't have the courage or the heart to order:
Deep fried Kool-Aid: Tangy donut holes. The name is a misnomer. The Kool-Aid is added into the batter as an extra for sugar or it's added in liquid form with the milk. It was meh.
Deep fried Twinkies: Crispy outside but the cream inside was a bit hardened after frying. I'd prefer them fresh if I was one to eat Twinkies all the time.
Chocolate covered bacon: You couldn't taste the bacon at all. It was like chocolate with a bit of salt sprinkled on it.
Breakfast sundae: Ice cream sundae topped with butter, cream, caramel and bacon bits. The lady that ate this said it was the best thing she ate all day. But I still couldn't bring myself to waste $6 to order it. I stuck with my strawberry shortcake tower (a slice of pound cake topped with sliced strawberries and cream--the healthiest dessert I could find at the fair).
Deep fried Klondike bars: The crust defeats the purpose of having cold ice cream inside. It's rather slushy.
Deep fried Girl Scout cookies (thin mints): Didn't try, but the guy who ordered them (who also weighed more than Lobster Ben by 200 pounds) said they were delicious.
Deep fried brownies: The moistness that a brownie should have is ruined by the deep frying. One bite and I had to pass.
Hash dog: Potato spiraled onto a hot dog and deep fried. I prefer this over a regular corn dog. But still could only eat a few bites due to the grease factor.
Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich: I couldn't even bring myself to watch the lady who ordered this eat it. My arteries were too afraid to allow my eyeballs gaze on it for too long.
Deep fried jerky: The cowboy dude said it was the worst thing he ever put in his mouth, including the time when he got drunk in San Antonio and woke up wth a donkey.
Deep fried BBQ ribs: Great idea in concept, but the mess isn't worth it.
Bloomin' onion: Simple perfection, honestly, but still could only eat a bite and then pass on the rest.
And the piece de resistance: Deep fried Baby Ruth filled Jalapenos. Yes, you read that right. Take the jalapeno, jam a Baby Ruth up its butt and deep fry that sucker. The spicy, sweet heat you were supposed to have was off set with breading, according to one lady. I did not have the balls to try this.
But honestly, the best food I ate that day (and every year I have to get it), is the grilled turkey leg. One lovely turkey drumstick, roasted over an open fire, sprinkled with spices and you eat it like a caveman while walking around.
There were other goodies at the fair but the prices are high so you've got to make a conscious decision on which "treat" you're willing to sacrifice your health for. Except for the raspberry mocha I drank in the morning (which was surprisingly good), I stuck with water the rest of the day to flush out all the unhealthy foods that were trying to block my arteries and intestines.
ETA: I could not find one person that tried the deep fried butter or the deep fried bacon.
Edited, Jun 27th 2011 8:59am by Thumbelyna