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#52 Jun 24 2011 at 11:22 AM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Considering most star ships tend to only have one toilet, they'd better be damn advanced.


Not sure if a shop-vac masquerading as a toilet counts.
#53 Jun 24 2011 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Considering most star ships tend to only have one toilet, they'd better be damn advanced.


You bet! They have tiny little transporter pads and very accurate targeting computers. They molecularly tag every food item made via replicator so as to ease the later remote removal of waste. No need to squat or remove any clothing. You just push a button and you're done. Those who serve in critical positions on the ship can be outfitted with a remote device to activate the toilet so they don't have to leave their post.


I could so totally wreck a Star Trek Wiki page with stuff like this.
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#54 Jun 24 2011 at 2:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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#55 Jun 24 2011 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Not a link to a donkey sh'itting onto a Laotian boys chest, disappointing.
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#56 Jun 25 2011 at 9:57 AM Rating: Decent
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bodhisattva wrote:
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This is f'ucked up.



Not a link to a donkey sh'itting onto a Laotian boys chest, disappointing.

O hai! Is that what you've been off doing?
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#57 Jun 25 2011 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
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This is f'ucked up.



Not a link to a donkey sh'itting onto a Laotian boys chest, disappointing.

O hai! Is that what you've been off doing?


Yeah, I hosed myself off. I still smell of your mother though, some shame doesn't wash off.

How's it going Debalic?

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#58 Jun 25 2011 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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#59 Jun 26 2011 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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bodhisattva wrote:
Debalic wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
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This is f'ucked up.

Not a link to a donkey sh'itting onto a Laotian boys chest, disappointing.

O hai! Is that what you've been off doing?

Yeah, I hosed myself off. I still smell of your mother though, some shame doesn't wash off.

How's it going Debalic?

Not bad, I just spent the night in the hospital with Lyme disease.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#60 Jun 26 2011 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Debalic wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
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This is f'ucked up.

Not a link to a donkey sh'itting onto a Laotian boys chest, disappointing.

O hai! Is that what you've been off doing?

Yeah, I hosed myself off. I still smell of your mother though, some shame doesn't wash off.

How's it going Debalic?

Not bad, I just spent the night in the hospital with Lyme disease.


You should check those Donkeys for ticks first...
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