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#6 Jun 22 2011 at 8:48 AM Rating: Excellent

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Kavekk wrote:

It's not really made of sh*t, though, any more than the water you drink is made of ****.

Give it a try and tell me how it tastes. I'll stick with sliced-up cow.

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#7 Jun 22 2011 at 8:49 AM Rating: Decent

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Kavekk wrote:

It's not really made of sh*t, though, any more than the water you drink is made of ****.

That's about as stupid as saying "Olive oil isn't made of olives."

Of course there's no **** in it, no more than there are olives in olive oil. But to make it, you have to squeeze the sh:t. That's revolting.

LockeColeMA wrote:

Eh, people eat snails, bugs, and all sorts of unpalatable things.

You can't make a distinction between actual meat and meat substitute formulated from sh:t?

Congratulations, you're the perfect ZAM admin.

#8 Jun 22 2011 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good

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Demea wrote:

Kavekk wrote:

It's not really made of sh*t, though, any more than the water you drink is made of ****.

Give it a try and tell me how it tastes. I'll stick with sliced-up cow.

And **** water?

Fair enough. I'm sticking with my mycoprotein, at least for now.

#9 Jun 22 2011 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent

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Elinda wrote:

Haha, I like this comment:

someone far wittier than me wrote:

Here's some suggestions for future restaurant name changes:
SubWaste
Crap in the Box
Poopy Tuesdays
Red Plopster
@#$%-Out Burger
PopBrownEye's
T.G.I.Fecals
Pooters
Orange Poolius
TurdBurger King
Rectals Pretzels
Benihanus
Cinnabum
Crapplebee's
Long Brown Slivers

Crap in the Box is obvious, but the best, by far. I'd go with Brown Castle, personally.

#10 Jun 22 2011 at 8:54 AM Rating: Excellent

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Of course there's no sh*t in it, no more than there are olives in olive oil. But to make it, you have to squeeze the sh:t. That's revolting.

No, that's not analagous.

Plants turn **** into strawberries. This machine turn **** into steak.

#11 Jun 22 2011 at 8:58 AM Rating: Decent

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Kavekk wrote:

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Of course there's no sh*t in it, no more than there are olives in olive oil. But to make it, you have to squeeze the sh:t. That's revolting.

No, that's not analagous.

Plants turn sh*t into strawberries. This machine turn sh*t into steak.

It's perfectly analogous. If you aren't smart enough to see it, perhaps you should be the target market for a nice, big sh:t burger.

#12 Jun 22 2011 at 9:08 AM Rating: Excellent

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MoebiusLord wrote:

LockeColeMA wrote:

Eh, people eat snails, bugs, and all sorts of unpalatable things.

You can't make a distinction between actual meat and meat substitute formulated from sh:t?

Oh, there's a distinction. I'm saying that people will still eat it.

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Congratulations, you're the perfect ZAM admin.

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#13 Jun 22 2011 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent

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Kavekk wrote:

Quote:

Of course there's no sh*t in it, no more than there are olives in olive oil. But to make it, you have to squeeze the sh:t. That's revolting.

No, that's not analagous.

Plants turn sh*t into strawberries. This machine turn sh*t into steak.

Plants turn **** into lettuce, pigs turn lettuce into bacon.

2 degrees to fecal bacon?

#14 Jun 22 2011 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent

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I heard they got the idea from two girls.

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#15 Jun 22 2011 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent

Elinda

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shintasama wrote:

Kavekk wrote:

Quote:

Of course there's no sh*t in it, no more than there are olives in olive oil. But to make it, you have to squeeze the sh:t. That's revolting.

No, that's not analagous.

Plants turn sh*t into strawberries. This machine turn sh*t into steak.

Plants turn sh*t into lettuce, pigs turn lettuce into bacon.

2 degrees to fecal bacon?

Plants don't turn **** to strawberries. Bacteria first turns the **** into enzymes, nitrogen, et al. The plant uses the nitrogen.

So,

**** - > nitrogen -> lettuce -> pig -> bacon.

Then of course, to complete the circle of life; bacon -> people - > ****.

The pig would probably just eat the ****, saving a couple steps.

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#16 Jun 22 2011 at 10:02 AM Rating: Default

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MoebiusLord wrote:

Kavekk wrote:

It's not really made of sh*t, though, any more than the water you drink is made of ****.

That's about as stupid as saying "Olive oil isn't made of olives."

Of course there's no sh*t in it, no more than there are olives in olive oil. But to make it, you have to squeeze the sh:t. That's revolting.

LockeColeMA wrote:

Eh, people eat snails, bugs, and all sorts of unpalatable things.

You can't make a distinction between actual meat and meat substitute formulated from sh:t?

Congratulations, you're the perfect ZAM admin.

I thought at first you were talking about chitlins, but after reading the title of the link, I can say that is disgusting..

I would rather eat crap!

#17 Jun 22 2011 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent

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shintasama wrote:

Plants turn sh*t into lettuce, pigs turn lettuce into bacon.

2 degrees to fecal bacon?

Win.

PS: Having read the thread, I am not clicking that link. I'm dreading a visual that will pop into my head next time I dig into a porterhouse.

#18 Jun 22 2011 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent

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Eske Esquire wrote:

PS: Having read the thread, I am not clicking that link. I'm dreading a visual that will pop into my head next time I dig into a porterhouse.

P'ussy.

#19 Jun 22 2011 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent

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Considering how many diseases are spread from the fecal>oral route, I am not sure this is a good idea. How do we know it kills not only the bacteria, but the viruses as well?

#20 Jun 22 2011 at 11:16 AM Rating: Decent

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I'm reminded of a Futurama quote.

Fry: The future is disgusting.

#21 Jun 22 2011 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent

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MoebiusLord wrote:

Eske Esquire wrote:

PS: Having read the thread, I am not clicking that link. I'm dreading a visual that will pop into my head next time I dig into a porterhouse.

P'ussy.

Learn to filter break with the times, you old fucking man.

#22 Jun 22 2011 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good

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Eske Esquire wrote:

MoebiusLord wrote:

Eske Esquire wrote:

PS: Having read the thread, I am not clicking that link. I'm dreading a visual that will pop into my head next time I dig into a porterhouse.

P'ussy.

Learn to filter break with the times, you old fucking man.

I know perfectly fucking well how to break the fucking filter you insolent little shit stain prick.

I choose not to, so f'uck off.

#23 Jun 22 2011 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent

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You know, while I can't see eating this while there are literally any alternatives around, I could see this becoming a useful thing for space travel when the tech is perfected.

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#24 Jun 22 2011 at 12:01 PM Rating: Excellent

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MoebiusLord wrote:

Eske Esquire wrote:

MoebiusLord wrote:

Eske Esquire wrote:

PS: Having read the thread, I am not clicking that link. I'm dreading a visual that will pop into my head next time I dig into a porterhouse.

P'ussy.

Learn to filter break with the times, you old fucking man.

I know perfectly fucking well how to break the fucking filter you insolent little shit stain prick.

I choose not to, so f'uck off.

Shoulda topped that off with a "Back in my day" or a "Get off my lawn."

#25 Jun 22 2011 at 12:22 PM Rating: Excellent

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Who would have thought that fast food could get crappier?

#26 Jun 22 2011 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent

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Elinda wrote:

Plants don't turn sh*t to strawberries. Bacteria first turns the sh*t into enzymes, nitrogen, et al. The plant uses the nitrogen.

So,

sh*t - > nitrogen -> lettuce -> pig -> bacon.

Then of course, to complete the circle of life; bacon -> people - > sh*t - > steak.

Fixed.