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#1 Jun 17 2011 at 8:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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They arrived today, well packaged, and cooked so he claims by Kaolian.
I broke my diet, had no willpower after eating the first one. They are truly the great weapon for his world domination. Come to the Kaolian side, he has cookies.
#2 Jun 17 2011 at 8:35 PM Rating: Good
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By cookies, do you mean cocaine?
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#3 Jun 17 2011 at 8:39 PM Rating: Good
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Samoas are the best cookies ever. Unless the cookies were samoas, this thread is a lie.
#4 Jun 17 2011 at 8:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jonwin wrote:
They arrived today, well packaged, and cooked so he claims by Kaolian.
I broke my diet, had no willpower after eating the first one. They are truly the great weapon for his world domination. Come to the Kaolian side, he has cookies.

Glad you liked them! also glad they got there this time heh.


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By cookies, do you mean cocaine?


Ever notice how cocaine has a brown, chocolaty tint to it these days and looks alot like cookie crumbs? Food for thought.
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#5 Jun 17 2011 at 9:19 PM Rating: Good
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Ever notice how cocaine has a brown, chocolaty tint to it these days and looks alot like cookie crumbs? Food for thought.


I... um... wasn't aware of that, no.
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#6 Jun 17 2011 at 11:31 PM Rating: Good
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Theses cookies are wonderfully deciduous and not to be shared with the unbeliever or those who are unworthy of Kaol's assume cooking.

I didn't see who delivered the box, but whoever they were short and made a quick escape

Just one more bite before bed.
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#7 Jun 18 2011 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I... THINK I understand what that says.
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#8 Jun 18 2011 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Jonwin wrote:
They arrived today, well packaged, and cooked so he claims by Kaolian.
I broke my diet, had no willpower after eating the first one. They are truly the great weapon for his world domination. Come to the Kaolian side, he has cookies.

Glad you liked them! also glad they got there this time heh.


lolgaxe wrote:
By cookies, do you mean cocaine?


Ever notice how cocaine has a brown, chocolaty tint to it these days and looks alot like cookie crumbs? Food for thought.


Dude! You've been snorting brown sugar, go see a doctor immediately!
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#9 Jun 18 2011 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
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I... THINK I understand what that says.


I'm pretty sure she called me "the unbeliever", which I actually think is pretty awesome.

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#10 Jun 18 2011 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd break my allergy free life for Kao's cookies!
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#11 Jun 19 2011 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
I'm sure everyone must have had a grandma that made cookies that you would kill for.
#12 Jun 19 2011 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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No. I had a grandmother free life for most of my years. My Dad's mom died when I was 6. I remember visiting a very old woman in a rocking chair but that is it.

My mom's mother was out of her life until I was in my teens. She never made cookies for us.

Now my Mom's Christmas cookies were fantastic, folks vied to be on her list to get them. However they are not the same as Kao's fantastic batch.
#13 Jun 19 2011 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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I don't remember my grandmother (only grandparent I knew) ever baking cookies. But she made some pretty awesome poached pears.
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