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#1 Jun 15 2011 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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The Onion wrote:
Tim Pawlenty Shaves Off Every Hair On His Body In Really Weird Campaign Gaffe
JUNE 14, 2011 |

DES MOINES, IA—In what political insiders are calling one of the weirdest campaign gaffes in history, Republican presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty shaved every single hair off his body this weekend while campaigning in Iowa.


Why do you think he did this?







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#2 Jun 15 2011 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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Without doing any further digging, I'm guessing he didn't do this. You're reading the Onion.

I could be wrong of course, but I don't really feel like researching.
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#3 Jun 15 2011 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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Publicity.

Oh, and The Onion is satirical.

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#4 Jun 15 2011 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not getting the satire on this one...are they referencing something? Or did the Onion just suddenly discover photoshop?
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#5 Jun 15 2011 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:

Why do you think he did this?

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Uh... Smiley: rolleyes
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#6 Jun 15 2011 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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He thought he might lose by a hair?
He thought bald-faced liar was a suggestion?
His campaign manager told him things could get hairy?
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#7 Jun 15 2011 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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You mean to tell me that Davenport, IA didn't descend into hell following a gay marriage ceremony?
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#8 Jun 15 2011 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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That is literally unbelievable!
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#9 Jun 15 2011 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe he's going to play Micheal Phelps in the made for TV Lifetime special "High Tide."
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#10 Jun 15 2011 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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Pawlwnty is just Jophiel when he's less excited.
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#11 Jun 15 2011 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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Pawlwnty is just Jophiel when he's less excited.


And both of them are apparently Marty, one of my project managers. Spitting image. Smiley: eek
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#12 Jun 15 2011 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
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I love The onion. I have their daily calendar for this year on my desk at work and I saw one of the best pictures I have seen in the 15 years I've been reading it (keep in mind it started in the city I was born, raised, and currently still live and has been free the entire time in paper format).

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-dog-digs-up-old-dog,10094/

If you haven't already, I highly recommend picking up a few of their books, they can be pretty cheap secondhand. Our Dumb World in particular is good for hours of laughs.

Also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/secluded-cabin-in-woods-filled-with-big-plans-for,10103/

Smiley: lol

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My favorite Onion articles are ones on my boy Timmy. A brief perusal of the article titles pretty much says it all:

Tim Duncan Autobiography Reveals He Is Friends With 10,000 Women

Tim Duncan Reports 5th Straight Successful New Year's Resolution

Tim Duncan Staring At Wall Right Now

Tim Duncan Urges All-Stars To Use Inside Voice During Game

Tim Duncan Releases Decade Worth Of Pent-Up Emotion After Spurs Preseason Loss

Tim Duncan Makes Citizen's Foul Call

Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim

Tim Duncan Hams It Up For Crowd By Arching Left Eyebrow Slightly

Tim Duncan's Sincere Apology Confuses Referee Enough To Eject Him From Game

Tim Duncan Fires Up Teammates With Calm, Moderated, Three-Hour Pep Talk

Tim Duncan Delivers Heartfelt Speech On Fiscal Responsibility During Spurs Victory Celebration

Tim Duncan Offers To Do Taxes For Entire Spurs Team

Tim Duncan Forwards Story About Particle Accelerator To Spurs Teammates

Tim Duncan Offers To Drive NBA Players To Polling Place On Election Day

Tim Duncan Begins Summer Job At Apple Genius Bar

Tim Duncan Calls Out Geometric Angle Needed To Make Bank Shot

Tim Duncan Sends Out 3-Month Warning To Inform Spurs Of Upcoming Season Opener



Ah, Timmy.
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#14 Jun 16 2011 at 2:45 AM Rating: Decent
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He probably had crabs from some hooker he did.
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#15 Jun 16 2011 at 8:40 AM Rating: Good
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He probably had crabs from some hooker he did.
He's not one of the affair politicians. Sounds like Weiner has collapsed to the pressures of the his associate law-makers. I was really hoping he'd keep his seat.
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#16 Jun 16 2011 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Paskil wrote:
I love The onion. I have their daily calendar for this year on my desk at work and I saw one of the best pictures I have seen in the 15 years I've been reading it (keep in mind it started in the city I was born, raised, and currently still live and has been free the entire time in paper format).

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-dog-digs-up-old-dog,10094/

If you haven't already, I highly recommend picking up a few of their books, they can be pretty cheap secondhand. Our Dumb World in particular is good for hours of laughs.

Also: http://www.theonion.com/articles/secluded-cabin-in-woods-filled-with-big-plans-for,10103/

Smiley: lol


I don't read The Onion much, but I get a kick out of Baritunde Thurston when he's on TWiT.
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#17 Jun 16 2011 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
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He probably had crabs from some hooker he did.
He's not one of the affair politicians. Sounds like Weiner has collapsed to the pressures of the his associate law-makers. I was really hoping he'd keep his seat.


60-70% of politicians* have/has/will have an extramarital affair. Note that this is not significantly more, statistically speaking, than the percentage of the general population* who have/has/will have an extramarital affair.

Wiener didn't even have a real affair (as far as we can tell), he's mostly just guilty of posting pics, and having really crappy damage control.

*Edit: forgot to make the obvious caveat that this is only considers the subset of people who are married.

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