Debalic wrote:
Well, I have burned my share of bushes in my lifetime, but if they could talk I'm sure they'd be saying AAUUUUGHH AUUUUGGHHHH PUT IT OUUUUUTTTTTTTT
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How do you know? I imagine the life of a shrub is rather boring. Standing in one spot your entire life. When the winter comes, you strip down and get naked. How much could one enjoy that? Maybe they welcome it.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Well, I have burned my share of bushes in my lifetime, but if they could talk I'm sure they'd be saying AAUUUUGHH AUUUUGGHHHH PUT IT OUUUUUTTTTTTTT
There's only one way to settle this. We need a shrubbery.
One that looks nice.
And not too expensive.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Did you say "shrubberies"?
Eske Esquire wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Edited, Jun 17th 2011 12:22am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So now this is all about Monte? Yay 
You're welcome!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Not nearly as hilarious as Pick n' Choose Religion.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Not nearly as hilarious as Pick n' Choose Religion.
Yeah, a bunch of fables written down millennia ago by ancient Arabs is much more credible.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Where do I buy these carbon credits, and will they protect me from the sweltering midwestern summer?
A short allegorical narrative making a moral point, traditionally by means of animal characters who speak and act like human beings.
They're more like fairy tales.
Edited, Jun 17th 2011 1:59pm by lolgaxe
They're more like fairy tales.
Edited, Jun 17th 2011 1:59pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
Debo,
It'd really help if you knew what fables are.
It'd really help if you knew what fables are.
1.
a short tale to teach a moral lesson, often with animals or inanimate objects as characters; apologue: the fable of the tortoise and the hare; Aesop's fables.
2.
a story not founded on fact: This biography is largely a self-laudatory fable.
3.
a story about supernatural or extraordinary persons or incidents; legend: the fables of gods and heroes.
All seem applicable.
You know, I'd say varus's posts are like stream-of-consciousness, but that would imply he's conscious.
Without doubt, they are streams.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Guenny wrote:
Where do I buy these carbon credits, and will they protect me from the sweltering midwestern summer?
Han Solo was frozen in carbonite so I'm guessing "yes".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
lalaga,
Now that you have a basic understanding tell me how this applies to the bible?
Quote:
A short allegorical narrative making a moral point, traditionally by means of animal characters who speak and act like human beings.
They're more like fairy tales.
They're more like fairy tales.
Now that you have a basic understanding tell me how this applies to the bible?
varusword75 wrote:
Now that you have a basic understanding tell me how this applies to the bible?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
So when do the talking animals come in?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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