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#1 Jun 02 2011 at 10:22 AM Rating: Sub-Default
If you saw a woman (especially one as cute as this) fall on the tracks would you jump down to try and save her?

When I talk about Yankees this is the sh*t i'm talking about.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/death_fall_on_subway_Z2yayN74QkLRcP03jaOQfO

There's not a chance in h*ll this would have happened in the south.

#2 Jun 02 2011 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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There's not a chance in h*ll this would have happened in the south.

You guys ever find that girl who was kidnapped while her brother watched from the bedroom window and *********** furiously?
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#3 Jun 02 2011 at 10:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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With a train coming? That's just two dead bodies instead of one.
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#4 Jun 02 2011 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
If you saw a woman (especially one as cute as this) fall on the tracks would you jump down to try and save her?
Yankees don't give cute girls special treatment.
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lolgaxe wrote:
With a train coming? That's just two dead bodies instead of one.

They don't have trains down south. That's why they lost the Civil War!
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The accident horrified straphangers on the packed Bronx-bound train.

I kept trying to read that as some bastardization of "strangers" before realizing it was strap-hangers.
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#6 Jun 02 2011 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
If you saw a woman (especially one as cute as this) fall on the tracks would you jump down to try and save her?

When I talk about Yankees this is the sh*t i'm talking about.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/death_fall_on_subway_Z2yayN74QkLRcP03jaOQfO

There's not a chance in h*ll this would have happened in the south.

I thought you'd be cheering the end of one more person who's living off of government cheese.
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#9 Jun 02 2011 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
If you saw a woman (especially one as cute as this) fall on the tracks would you jump down to try and save her?

When I talk about Yankees this is the sh*t i'm talking about.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/death_fall_on_subway_Z2yayN74QkLRcP03jaOQfO

There's not a chance in h*ll this would have happened in the south.

I thought you'd be cheering the end of one more person who's living off of government cheese.

Hell, he'd have pushed her.
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#10 Jun 02 2011 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
We lost the war of northern aggression because we ran out of bullets.
Maybe if you guys learned how to aim instead of spray and pray you wouldn't have run into that problem.
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#11 Jun 02 2011 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Joph,

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They don't have trains down south. That's why they lost the Civil War!


We lost the war of northern aggression because we ran out of bullets.


'Cause you were too lazy to make more, amirite?
#12 Jun 02 2011 at 10:43 AM Rating: Default
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Maybe if you guys learned how to aim instead of spray and pray


And having to buy the bullets from the north probably didn't help.

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varusword75 wrote:
Ugly,

She was studying to be doctor. I'm quite certain doctors don't require govn cheese.

But she was also black which means her man was going to get her pregnant right before he dumped her and then she would have lived on welfare forever.
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varusword75 wrote:
Joph,

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They don't have trains down south. That's why they lost the Civil War!


We lost the war of northern aggression because we ran out of bullets.


'Cause you were too lazy to make more, amirite?
Because they pissed them all away firing the first shots.
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#15 Jun 02 2011 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
And having to buy the bullets from the north probably didn't help.
Bullet technology was a few years off, huh.
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#16 Jun 02 2011 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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On topic:

I hope this puts some onus on the city to improve air circulation down there. Some of those stations reach sauna temperatures and only have a fan or two at best to mitigate it. There's still a ton of room for improvement...with all the possible health risks, you'd think they'd have gotten on this sooner.

Edited, Jun 2nd 2011 12:47pm by Eske
#17 Jun 02 2011 at 10:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
If you saw a woman (especially one as cute as this) fall on the tracks would you jump down to try and save her?

When I talk about Yankees this is the sh*t i'm talking about.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/death_fall_on_subway_Z2yayN74QkLRcP03jaOQfO

There's not a chance in h*ll this would have happened in the south.

Oddly enough, last year another New Yorker fell on the subway tracks and was saved by a random stranger. So I guess NYers do help out others... from time to time.

Unfortunately, a Ft. Lauderdale, FL man was killed by a train just a few days ago. No one helped him either Smiley: frown Then there was the guy in Maryville, TN, who was struck and killed by a train a couple month ago...
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Jophiel wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
There's not a chance in h*ll this would have happened in the south.
You guys ever find that girl who was kidnapped while her brother watched from the bedroom window and *********** furiously?

Varus didn't seem to want to answer this one so I had to look myself. Apparently she's still missing, search parties were told to give up and go home and then they celebrated with basketball! Hooray!

Nice job, South!
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#19 Jun 02 2011 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Ha ha, only a New Yorker would save someone's life, not to save his life but because not doing so would have made him late for work. Smiley: laugh

Damn I love that honesty.
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#20 Jun 02 2011 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Last year some random stranger jumped into the East River to save some boy who was visiting with his family. Didn't even stick around to get notice. Hell, I wouldn't jump into the East River to save my *own* son.
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#21 Jun 02 2011 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Varus wrote:
We lost the war of northern aggression because we ran out of bullets.
...having to buy the bullets from the north probably didn't help.


So what you are saying is you guys didn't develop your industry effectively enough and then complained about lack of resources when you needed them? Sounds like red state status quo, right there.

In other news they should rename the train "The Judgement of Solomon". It will turn all the bad publicity around.
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#24 Jun 02 2011 at 1:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Well at least we killed more yankees.
Yet Derek Jeter continues to walk the Earth. Its like you rednecks can't do anything right.
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varusword75 wrote:
who cares?

I do believe that's exactly what your average Southerner says when their family members are being kidnapped.

varusword75 wrote:
Well at least we killed more yankees.

And yet still got your asses kicked.

Edited, Jun 2nd 2011 2:31pm by Jophiel
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varusword75 wrote:
Timey,

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So what you are saying is you guys didn't develop your industry effectively enough and then complained about lack of resources when you needed them?


Well at least we killed more yankees.

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At least 618,000 Americans died in the Civil War, and some experts say the toll reached 700,000. The number that is most often quoted is 620,000. At any rate, these casualties exceed the nation's loss in all its other wars, from the Revolution through Vietnam.
The Union armies had from 2,500,000 to 2,750,000 men. Their losses, by the best estimates:

Battle deaths: 110,070
Disease, etc.: 250,152
Total 360,222
The Confederate strength, known less accurately because of missing records, was from 750,000 to 1,250,000. Its estimated losses:

Battle deaths: 94,000
Disease, etc.: 164,000
Total 258,000

What this says to me, is that lack of good medicine killed about 2 soldiers for every one that died in battle. So congrats, microscopic bugs killed at a much better ratio than souther soldiers?

Edited, Jun 2nd 2011 4:28pm by LockeColeMA
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