IS it varu-sword or varus-word?
You keep this forum alive buddy!! Don't ever change
So what you think about the Ground Zero Victory Mosque?
I KNOW , RIGHT!!
<_<
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Varusword
VaruswordFollow
varusword75 wrote:
Tell me something I don't know.
How to construct a witty retort.
There.
I'm going to post the same way here I do with any varus thread and post something vague and still be right.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Quote:
Tell me something I don't know.
Anything about the history of the 20th century? Especially where the US has been concerned?
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
varusword75 wrote:
Well I know a bunch of limp d*cked liberals, f*gs, and uber ***** elected a scrawny big eared looking monkey boy
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Quote:
Well I know a bunch of limp d*cked liberals, f*gs, and uber ***** elected a scrawny big eared looking monkey boy to continue the job of f*cking up the economy the Dem congress began yrs ago.
Racist much?
That's not the 20th century. So really, you've kind of proven me correct.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Driftwood wrote:
Quote:
Well I know a bunch of limp d*cked liberals, f*gs, and uber ***** elected a scrawny big eared looking monkey boy to continue the job of f*cking up the economy the Dem congress began yrs ago.
Racist much?
That's not the 20th century. So really, you've kind of proven me correct.
How is that racist? The top entry for Monkey boy on Urban Dictionary refers to Bush.
MoebiusLord wrote:
Driftwood wrote:
Quote:
Well I know a bunch of limp d*cked liberals, f*gs, and uber ***** elected a scrawny big eared looking monkey boy to continue the job of f*cking up the economy the Dem congress began yrs ago.
Racist much?
That's not the 20th century. So really, you've kind of proven me correct.
How is that racist? The top entry for Monkey boy on Urban Dictionary refers to Bush.
Really, Drift is the racist one, for associating "monkey" with "black."
Shame on you, Drift. Shame I say!
Eske Esquire wrote:
Really, Drift is the racist one, for associating "monkey" with "black."
Shame on you, Drift. Shame I say!
In fairness, if he'd said porch monkey, that'd have been a fine association.
I'm totally a racist. Varus, on the other hand, is a ******* saint.
In bizarro world
In bizarro world
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
In fairness, the varus personality is based off 1971.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I thought Bush was Alfred E Newman.
catwho wrote:
I thought Bush was Alfred E Newman.
In 2000, when Bush & Gore were campaigning, I was watching one of the debates with my girlfriend. There was a moment where GW paused to listen to a question and I remarked to her how much like a chimpanzee he looked. The way he pursed his lips and cocked his head was just uncannily similar to a chimp. I think monkey describes him quite well.
lolgaxe wrote:
In fairness, the varus personality is based off 1971.
The phrasing of that made me laugh. Makes it sound like Varus is a prototype AI designed to troll the forum.
Actually, now that I think of it....
lolgaxe wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Well I know a bunch of limp d*cked liberals, f*gs, and uber ***** elected a scrawny big eared looking monkey boy
I never knew that he got so many votes from the left!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
varusword75 wrote:
Driftless,
Well I know a bunch of limp d*cked liberals, f*gs, and uber ***** elected a scrawny big eared looking monkey boy to continue the job of f*cking up the economy the Dem congress began yrs ago.
Edited, May 18th 2011 12:44pm by varusword75
Well I know a bunch of limp d*cked liberals, f*gs, and uber ***** elected a scrawny big eared looking monkey boy to continue the job of f*cking up the economy the Dem congress began yrs ago.
Edited, May 18th 2011 12:44pm by varusword75
You can go from 'slightly amusing' to 'trying too hard' just like that.
Quote:
drift,
Hey you're the one associating blacks with monkeys. I simply said our president looks like one.
Don't pin your racist tendencies on me.
Hey you're the one associating blacks with monkeys. I simply said our president looks like one.
Don't pin your racist tendencies on me.
And you're still avoiding saying anything relevant.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Eske Esquire wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
In fairness, the varus personality is based off 1971.
Actually, now that I think of it....
Driftwood wrote:
And you're still avoiding saying anything relevant.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
varusword75 wrote:
Kelvy,
Tell me something I don't know.
Quote:
You keep this forum alive buddy
Tell me something I don't know.
Sweetums wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Kelvy,
Tell me something I don't know.
Quote:
You keep this forum alive buddy
Tell me something I don't know.
Not necessary with a sweet-*** CD changer, ********
Moe,
[quote]Not necessary with a sweet-*** CD changer, ***************
That's right my <no>. Don't forget to mention my sunroof and leather interior next time beeeaaattch.
Admin edit: Trying for 76 I see?
Edited, May 18th 2011 7:58pm by Kaolian
[quote]Not necessary with a sweet-*** CD changer, ***************
That's right my <no>. Don't forget to mention my sunroof and leather interior next time beeeaaattch.
Admin edit: Trying for 76 I see?
Edited, May 18th 2011 7:58pm by Kaolian
Leather isn't even all that comfortable, and even gets squeaky.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Recent Visitors: 241
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (241)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Varusword
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC