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So I saw a seagul die this morningFollow

#1 Mar 28 2011 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
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It made me really sad. It was hit by a bus as it was attempting to fly with it's friends to the park. I heard it scream (in a bird way), flail through the air and hit the floor,try to get up, only to be hit again by the next *******/idiot. I wish people would slow the **** down once in a while. Just an everyday animal but for some reason it really got to me. I hope those ****** people at the very least twist their ankles or catch the flu in the near future. Pay attention, it's not a prop in your pathetic world. It's a living thing.
#2 Mar 28 2011 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I remember driving over a chipmunk once. I tried to avoid it, but I think we both swerved at the same time. In my small car I felt the little bump as I rolled over it and saw the spot in my rearview mirror as I continued on.

It made me queasy and I thought I should stop, but I didn't want to go back to make sure it was dead and not suffering. It would have been inconvenient and possibly very unsettling to do so. So, I didn't.

In penance to mother nature; My commute to and from work goes along a road that turtles cross each year. I imagine heading to and from a nearby lake to lay eggs. I've stopped a couple times now and moved turtles off the road.
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#3 Mar 28 2011 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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A kid I knew in high school used to buy dead fish, put dry ice inside them, and throw them into flocks of seagulls just to watch them die.

Pretty sick dude. He was run over by a car though, so perhaps it's karma.
(He didn't die, but it certainly didn't help his mental state any)
#4 Mar 28 2011 at 8:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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A kid I knew in high school used to buy dead fish, put dry ice inside them, and throw them into flocks of seagulls just to watch them die.

Pretty sick dude. He was run over by a car though, so perhaps it's karma.
(He didn't die, but it certainly didn't help his mental state any)


You know some extremely odd people, Locke.
#5 Mar 28 2011 at 8:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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LockeColeMA wrote:
A kid I knew in high school used to buy dead fish, put dry ice inside them, and throw them into flocks of seagulls just to watch them die.

Pretty sick dude. He was run over by a car though, so perhaps it's karma.
(He didn't die, but it certainly didn't help his mental state any)


You know some extremely odd people, Locke.


I'm starting to feel it's a curse Smiley: glare

To be fair, that was a kid from middle school. And when I say "I knew him," that's really it - we were never friends, he was just in my school. He eventually knocked up a girl in my neighborhood and dropped out in high school.
#6 Mar 28 2011 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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I saw a squirrell get run over before--it was awful, because it didn't die immediately--he only got the bottom half. I was in the car behind the one that did it (my sister was driving).

And, with that same sister, we hit a bird (w/ the windshield). This was on the trip during which I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD EVER HIT A BIRD AND SHE SAID NO. **** you fate.
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#7 Mar 28 2011 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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are you sure it wasn't an albatross?
#8 Mar 28 2011 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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A few weeks ago I ran over a dog. He flew out from in front of a car that was parked on the side of the road and I didn't see him until it was too late. Little bitty thing, and I heard him yelp. But I must not have hit him too bad, because he was up and running as fast as he could into the woods across the street. I felt horrible and I hope he made it home and someone was able to get him some help.
#9 Mar 28 2011 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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LockeColeMA wrote:
A kid I knew in high school used to buy dead fish, put dry ice inside them, and throw them into flocks of seagulls just to watch them die.

Pretty sick dude. He was run over by a car though, so perhaps it's karma.
(He didn't die, but it certainly didn't help his mental state any)


It's funny that you mention that. I got suspended in high school for beating the stuffing out of some kid for throwing rocks at seaguls out in the field. My title isn't Guardian of Cenarius for nothin'

I wouldn't want a human being to die for doing something like that (especially some dumb kid), but I am glad he got what was coming to him. I would however have no problem ending someone who continually abuses animals in their adult life.

Oh well accidents happen, but I still think that a bit of caution and respect for other life could prevent 9/10 wildlife deaths. I even move snails off of my path at home so people don't step on them. Is that crazy?

#10 Mar 28 2011 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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I'm glad I've never hit an animal. In my neighborhood there are quite a few squirrels and people like to feed them so they go around from house to house a lot. This puts me on the look out whenever driving to and from home.

When I was in college I was on a walk with my fiancee and there was some jackass driving actually trying to hit the squirrel running across the street. Luckily he got away and didn't get hit. I really wish I could have kicked their *** though.
#11 Mar 28 2011 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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I once hit a little fox or a possum or something. However, we were on a scary mountain road where swerving meant going off of the edge of a cliff in the middle of the night, so even my vegan friend didn't give a sh*t.

Also, I liked throwing rocks around seagulls. They always thought it was food and would flock around me.

Edited, Mar 28th 2011 11:47am by Sweetums
#12 Mar 28 2011 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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One of the kids I used to go to high school with used to catch rats and drain their blood. He brought a pint of it into school and decided to throw it over a bunch of pupils. He got expelled on the spot, and wasn't allowed into any school in the area. He's now serving time at her majesty's pleasure for possession with intent to supply class A drugs.

Nice place, Scotland.
#13 Mar 28 2011 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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I once hit a deer driving out of town in the evening. Not going too fast, the impact knocked it into the other lane where it lay there, trying to get back to its feet. I got out to assess the damage, when a car came from the other direction, the driver looked at me checking the crumpled front end of my Monte Carlo...then flat-out ran the deer over as it was lifting its head.

He got out also to see what had happened, and someone came out of the house in front of which this all took place. So the three of us stood there, trying to figure out who gets to take the carcass home for venison.
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#14 Mar 28 2011 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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I've killed plenty of animals - I fished a lot during my life. I've killed animals to prepare for food, I've hunted some small game, and for a brief spell worked in a lab where there were experiments done on white mice.

The laboratory deaths were probably the worst as they weren't quick. Fishing was uncomfortable when we'd just string the still living fish onto stringer going through their gill and out their mouth until we came ashore. I'm sure it was very painful but at least they remained in the water.

Inadvertently killing that little animal though, for some reason, was nauseating - the bump under my tire really bugged me.

It works both ways here in Maine though - people die from running into mooses all the time.
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#16 Mar 28 2011 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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I've never run over any animals personally, but I've been the passenger in a few vehicles that have. A few months ago I was doing a job with my grandfather in law out in town, and a dog (boxer) decided to chase after our truck and bite at the wheels. Well, unfortunately for him we were hauling a large trailer, the side of which clipped his head while we passed by, spinning him 360 degrees and knocking him to the ground.

I could see him laying on the ground in the rear view mirror. His friend, a large white dog of some sort, seemed to run up to him to see if he was ok. He wasn't moving... I thought we killed him. When we came back the other way he was standing up normally and watching us from a safe distance, so I guess we just taught him a lesson.
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#17 Mar 28 2011 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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My mother hit a duck once, when I was very little. I will never forget looking out the back window of the car and seeing a huge cloud of white feathers in the air behind us.
#18 Mar 28 2011 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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My dad's car took out a huge black bird in the outback that seemed to come out of no-where. Splattered a billion insects on the windshield depending on the place and season. The very occasional baby or dumb bird flies into the living room glass windows but seem to survive the experience (hopefully long term).

But thankfully the birds in town all seem au fait with all the road rules. They move out of the way of oncoming traffic with plenty of room, and know which lanes they can stand in with perfect impunity given which lanes the cars are in. I find that really fascinating.

Also the nocturnal, arboreal cute brush-tailed possums in my city mostly have it worked out that they can walk up and down the powerlines between trees all night, and certain spots on the supports are safe to cross, but that bridging the wires, like crossing the streams, leads to certain death. It's sad and a bit creepy to see the very occasional teaching example; possum carcass hanging like heavy limp swagging between two wires, fur dotted with maggot holes.
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#20 Mar 28 2011 at 5:08 PM Rating: Good
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I've always been taught, and agree with, that animals are not worth it. Slamming on the brakes, swerving to avoid, etc. are all ways to cause real accidents. Just recently my aunt swerved to avoid a deer, and ended up flipping her truck and breaking her arm. It was her fault for swerving.

The person who hit the seagull as it fell into his/her lane after being hit already, likely did the bird a favor. It's not like it would have likely survived after being hit by the first vehicle. Had they braked or swerved they could have caused an accident causing more damage to property and persons in other vehicles.

Will I go out of my way to hit animals? No. Will I endanger myself and/or others trying to avoid animals? No.
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#21 Mar 28 2011 at 5:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I live out in the middle of no where, road kill is a fairly common sight around here. The dead stuff ranges from fluffy little squirrels, to birds, to the occasional skunk, which you really want to avoid running over if you can, to fully grown deer. It's not really something to get too upset over unless it does damage to your vehicle. I do try to avoid hitting things when I can, but stuff happens.

I've taken out the occasional possum, which I don't feel to awful about, those things are just freaking ugly. I was also mildly amused when one day a squirrel decided to commit suicide under my tires. I was just driving along and there is this squirrel just sitting along the side of the road doing squirrel stuff. As I get just to point where I'm going to pass the squirrel, out it darts right under my tire. Thump, thump. I couldn't have avoided it if I wanted to.

The most impressive roadkill I've encountered happened to someone driving in front of me. Whoever this person was was driving entirely too slow, so I'm fairly close to them. Not close enough to be dangerous, just close enough to demonstrate my lack of approval for driving entirely too slow. Anyway this annoyingly slow driver was also not a very attentive one, because I saw the deer coming down over the hill with plenty of time to slow down, they didn't. The collision sent a fully grown deer flying end over end at least twenty feet through the air before it landed with a sickeningly wet thud on the pavement in front of a gas station's car wash entrance, where it proceeded to roll over and over for another ten feet or so before coming to a stop. This deer was dead on impact, so was the front of the annoyingly slow driver's car. I suppose I should have stopped to see if the person was alright, but I was already late and the person driving behind me did stop, so it probably all worked out in the end.

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#22 Mar 28 2011 at 5:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Some animals you do want to avoid hitting. Moose, for example, are so tall that you can clip their legs and their one-ton bodies will fall straight through your windshield. And I would imagine that hitting a grizzly bear would do little more than **** it off enough to rip the roof off and make rough prison love to your face.
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#23 Mar 28 2011 at 8:16 PM Rating: Decent
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It made me really sad. It was hit by a bus as it was attempting to fly with it's friends to the park. I heard it scream (in a bird way), flail through the air and hit the floor,try to get up, only to be hit again by the next @#%^/idiot.

Seems like the bird is the one that's the idiot.

Also, probably you as well.

#24 Mar 28 2011 at 10:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I saw a red tail hawk go after the front grille of the car in front of me on interstate 5 whilst travelign northwards at 70 MPH. The hawk was going south. I, being the next car behind that one, ended up with a rather messy spray of feathers and... other matter. It was sad. Once minute, this majestic bird out of the corner of my eye, then <biff!> red mist. No idea why it dove at that car. there were only the two of us on the road at that stretch so its not like it had to dodge alot of traffic. Maybe birds get suicidal?
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#25 Mar 29 2011 at 12:15 AM Rating: Good
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An interesting thread from one named Transmigration.
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Yeah, you do NOT want to hit a kangaroo. Their legs are incredibly strong, and when they go through the windshield they panic and usually disembowel the driver/front passenger. I'd take a chance on swerving to avoid a kangaroo. Wallabies, on the other hand, wouldn't win against a car.

Wombats are so dense with muscle they surprisingly take out all but the largest cars when hit. However usually everyone survives. Thank you crumple zones.
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