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#1 Feb 22 2011 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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I guess this has been out for a few weeks now, but

Huffington Post wrote:
In Malawi, a new bill in the country is trying to make it against the law to fart in public.

As the BBC is reporting, just whether or not the new bill criminalizes flatulence is being hotly debated among two of the African nation's most senior officials. The Local Courts Bill, to be introduced next week, reads: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanor."

Justice Minister George Chaponda certainly believes passing gas should be included among the various offenses. "Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio, before noting that local chiefs would deal with any offenders. According to the Afrik News site, the bill will also attempt to deal with citizens who hinder the burial of dead bodies as well as people who pretend to be fortune tellers.

Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga begged to differ, arguing that the "fouling the air" reference only directly meant air pollution. "How any reasonable or sensible person can construe the provision to criminalizing farting in public is beyond me," he said. Another Malawian is quoted as saying, ""How can this government criminalize the release of intestinal gases ... Everyone does that, even if it's in public or it has an accompanying sound which is boring, making it criminal is a joke of democracy."


Source: Huffington Post

I just heard about this on the radio. I wish I could find what video/audio they used because it was a couple people with really strong British accents with some good farting references like "windy pops."

As for the bill, it sounds pretty ridiculous. Most of the time you probably don't know who ripped it anyways, how can you prove someone farted, aside from taking a big wiff.
#2 Feb 22 2011 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:
As for the bill, it sounds pretty ridiculous. Most of the time you probably don't know who ripped it anyways, how can you prove someone farted, aside from taking a big wiff.


People will have to keep their farts on file with the Government, so they have something to compare it to.
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#3 Feb 22 2011 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:

As for the bill, it sounds pretty ridiculous. Most of the time you probably don't know who ripped it anyways, how can you prove someone farted, aside from taking a big wiff.


He who smelt it, dealt it.
#4 Feb 22 2011 at 1:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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LockeColeMA wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:

As for the bill, it sounds pretty ridiculous. Most of the time you probably don't know who ripped it anyways, how can you prove someone farted, aside from taking a big wiff.


He who smelt it, dealt it.


In addendum: he who refuted it, tooted it.
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#5 Feb 22 2011 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:

As for the bill, it sounds pretty ridiculous. Most of the time you probably don't know who ripped it anyways, how can you prove someone farted, aside from taking a big wiff.


He who smelt it, dealt it.


In addendum: he who refuted it, tooted it.
She who sniffed it, biffed it.
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Elinda wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:

As for the bill, it sounds pretty ridiculous. Most of the time you probably don't know who ripped it anyways, how can you prove someone farted, aside from taking a big wiff.


He who smelt it, dealt it.


In addendum: he who refuted it, tooted it.
She who sniffed it, biffed it.

He who denied it, supplied it.
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#7 Feb 22 2011 at 4:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
Hyolith, Hero Among Heroes wrote:

As for the bill, it sounds pretty ridiculous. Most of the time you probably don't know who ripped it anyways, how can you prove someone farted, aside from taking a big wiff.


He who smelt it, dealt it.


In addendum: he who refuted it, tooted it.
She who sniffed it, biffed it.

He who denied it, supplied it.

He who noted it, floated it.
#8 Feb 22 2011 at 5:10 PM Rating: Good
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I like where this thread is going. Smiley: lol
#9 Feb 22 2011 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I've been trying to get seperate toilets for vegetarians and meat-eaters at my place of work for several years now. Theres nothing worse (as a non meat eater) than following some fat-**** meat eater into a cubicle to to assailed by the stench of some rotten animal smell that they have left floating about the atmosphere and stuck to the sides of the bog.

All power to the Malawians I say.. /Salute

Edited, Feb 22nd 2011 11:50pm by paulsol
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