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Aaaaaand I think it's time for me to go out for a run.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,
Don't get made at me because your wife is turning you into a plump little yankee with all those beans and frijoles.
Don't get made at me because your wife is turning you into a plump little yankee with all those beans and frijoles.
That's right, you don't fuck with the Polish mafia.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Aaaaaand I think it's time for me to go out for a run.
Thanks for the warning, I'll brace myself for the tremors.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Aaaaaand I think it's time for me to go out for a run.
Thanks for the warning, I'll brace myself for the tremors.
Hah. I was actually hoping someone would make a fat joke at my expense. I'm not running to lose weight.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Aaaaaand I think it's time for me to go out for a run.
Thanks for the warning, I'll brace myself for the tremors.
Hah. I was actually hoping someone would make a fat joke at my expense. I'm not running to lose weight.
Yeah yeah, I didn't think you were a fatty, the opportunity was just too good to pass up.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
varusword75 wrote:
Debo,
lol....you're just a little fella aren't you. Now I see why you're so p*ssed off all the time.
lol....you're just a little fella aren't you. Now I see why you're so p*ssed off all the time.
Pissed off? Huh?
Who are you talking to?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Aaaaaand I think it's time for me to go out for a run.
Thanks for the warning, I'll brace myself for the tremors.
Hah. I was actually hoping someone would make a fat joke at my expense. I'm not running to lose weight.
Yeah yeah, I didn't think you were a fatty, the opportunity was just too good to pass up.
Oh I know, I'm too narcissistic to pass up that opportunity.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
varusword75 wrote:
Don't get made at me because your wife is turning you into a plump little yankee with all those beans and frijoles.
Moi? The Chicago area is below the average there, chunker-doodle. Not everyone is as tubby as you Tennessee porkers :)
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The bible belt needs another notch, apparently.
Southern cooks put sugar in everything they don't fry, and some things they do. And then throw marshmallows on top for good measure.
Southern cooks put sugar in everything they don't fry, and some things they do. And then throw marshmallows on top for good measure.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
The bible belt needs another notch, apparently.
Southern cooks put sugar in everything they don't fry, and some things they do. And then throw marshmallows on top for good measure.
Southern cooks put sugar in everything they don't fry, and some things they do. And then throw marshmallows on top for good measure.
And sometimes those marshmallows have Twinkies around them.
Yum.
Nadenu wrote:
Samira wrote:
The bible belt needs another notch, apparently.
Southern cooks put sugar in everything they don't fry, and some things they do. And then throw marshmallows on top for good measure.
Southern cooks put sugar in everything they don't fry, and some things they do. And then throw marshmallows on top for good measure.
And sometimes those marshmallows have Twinkies around them.
Yum.
And sometimes those Twinkies have bacon around them.
Just as Planned.
Aaaaaggggghhhhhlllllllhhhhhh, butter that bacon, boy.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
varusword75 wrote:
Quote:
Not everyone is as tubby as you Tennessee porkers :)
Just because ya'll can't cook for sh*t don't get mad at us.
I think you mean "Us Southerners would eat cooked shit if it was deep fat fried and served with grits! YUM! I'd get some right now except my fat *** is stuck to the couch..."
Edited, Feb 18th 2011 9:05am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varusword75 wrote:
Quote:
Pissed off? Huh?
Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
Don't get snippy with me frodo.
Wha?
Don't you have to be to the gym in 26 minutes?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophed,
Talking about frying all this food is making me crave some fried okra and squash. And don't forget we grill like there's no tomorrow.
Talking about frying all this food is making me crave some fried okra and squash. And don't forget we grill like there's no tomorrow.
Chunks wrote:
Don't get snippy with me frodo.
Oh my GOD! You grill? What's that? I've never heard of such a thing! Does it have anything to do with the big black round kettle-thing on my deck that says "Weber"?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
varusword75 wrote:
Talking about frying all this food is making me crave some fried okra and squash. And don't forget we grill like there's no tomorrow.
Can't get a decent Italian beef sandwich though so it's still a nonstarter.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Debalic wrote:
Oh my GOD! You grill? What's that? I've never heard of such a thing! Does it have anything to do with the big black round kettle-thing on my deck that says "Weber"?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
varusword75 wrote:
i'm a magnet
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Jophiel wrote:
varusword75 wrote:
Talking about frying all this food is making me crave some fried okra and squash. And don't forget we grill like there's no tomorrow.
Can't get a decent Italian beef sandwich though so it's still a nonstarter.
I bet they don't even have any Jews down in Tennessee. Missing out on bagels with lox and cream cheese.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,
Talking about frying all this food is making me crave some fried okra and squash. And don't forget we grill like there's no tomorrow.
Talking about frying all this food is making me crave some fried okra and squash. And don't forget we grill like there's no tomorrow.
You're forgetting chicken fried steak.
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