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Southerners are Fattest/Laziest People in AmericaFollow

#1 Feb 17 2011 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Trufax according to the CDC.
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Here's one part of the country that might be immune to zumba fever. Americans may be especially sluggish these days, judging by the obesity rates, but a new study suggests that adults in Appalachia and a handful of Southern states are especially reluctant to move if they don't have to.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimated activity levels in every county of the nation using data from 2004 to 2008. The report found that folks in Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma and Tennessee are least likely to exercise in their leisure time.

Why does the CDC care? Because the areas of inactivity also show the highest levels of diagnosed diabetes and obesity.


The map on there jives pretty well with this map.
Get off your fat lazy asses, Confederates! The South can't rise again if its too fat and lazy to get up off the couch and away from its deep fried fat-curls.
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#2 Feb 17 2011 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not really sure how I could possibly get any more exercise than I already do. My computer and refrigerator are already as far apart as they could be.
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#4 Feb 17 2011 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Based on this CDC map, there's also a lot of Eskimos failing to get off their butts. You can shift the indicator to show obesity, diabetes or inactivity levels.
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#5 Feb 17 2011 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Isn't that the bible belt?

Don't these people know about sloth and gluttony?
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They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.

I forget where Texas ranks on teen pregnancy, #1 or #2?

Edited, Feb 17th 2011 1:33pm by Allegory
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Allegory wrote:
They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.

Waging the battle against sin through inactivity!
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#8 Feb 17 2011 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd click that link, but I'd have to move my finger and eh... just not worth it.

Someone pass the Twinkies.
#9 Feb 17 2011 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
I'm working out tonight. Mostly because I can't think of a good enough excuse not to.
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They should cross breed them with the short Ecuadorians. They're chubbies too, but they don't get diabetes.
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Allegory wrote:
They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.

Not to mention sex takes a fair amount of energy.
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#12 Feb 17 2011 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.


Fat people need love too.
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Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Allegory wrote:
They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.
Fat people need love too.
They just gotta pay.
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Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Allegory wrote:
They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.
Fat people need love too.

Twinkie love.

Or, if you're Varus, twink love.
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#15 Feb 17 2011 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Malefic wrote:

Fat people need love too.
Nah, they just need them mobile lounging chairs like the rolly-pollys had in Wall-E.
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Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Allegory wrote:
They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.


Fat people need love too.


fat chicks give the best blowjobs.
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#17 Feb 17 2011 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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rdmcandie wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Allegory wrote:
They're too busy fighting sexual immorality around here. Sex before marriage is a lot less enticing when everyone is a whale.


Fat people need love too.


fat chicks give the best blowjobs.


I thought that was Ethiopians.
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#18 Feb 17 2011 at 2:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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fat chicks give the best blowjobs.


We healthy chicks swallow because we know the health benefits of *****.

#19 Feb 17 2011 at 2:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I really thought that this was going to be about Mexicans, since they beat out the US for obesity rates Smiley: nod
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#21 Feb 17 2011 at 2:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Southerners are fat and lazy? They needed to do a study to prove this?
#22REDACTED, Posted: Feb 17 2011 at 2:54 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Sweet,
#23 Feb 17 2011 at 2:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Sweet,

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Southerners are fat and lazy?


When the rest of the country catches up to us in football and basketball come talk to us.

I live in the South, @#%^wit

Most people are here fatasses and you know this

Edited, Feb 17th 2011 3:03pm by Sweetums
#24 Feb 17 2011 at 3:04 PM Rating: Decent
Sweet,

And we call them offensive and defensive linemen.


#25 Feb 17 2011 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Sweet,

And we call them offensive and defensive linemen.


No, we call them Walmart customers.
#26 Feb 17 2011 at 3:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
being in great shape

That's not what the CDC says, ******.
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