Luckily, this means that I get to "work from home" today.
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Chicago and the surrounding area are expected to get anywhere from 18-24 inches of snow over the next 48 hours, starting this afternoon. On top of that, winds are expected to be a continuous 30-40mph with gusts up to 50-60mph, and there's a flood warning along the lake front.
Luckily, this means that I get to "work from home" today.
Luckily, this means that I get to "work from home" today.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Luckily, this means that I get to "work from home" today.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I wish they would let us work from home today, but 35 and cloudy ain't gonna cut it.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
I'm making plans to stay home tomorrow and not work.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm making plans to stay home tomorrow and not work.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
The only thing it's going to bring here is high winds and rain. Unless they get the track wrong and then we might see quite a bit of snow. Those weather people have been known to be wrong before, ya know.
Elinda wrote:
Oh...I bet you'll be working.
Yeah, the unpaid kind.
Man, this sucks. I think I'll just go in to work tomorrow!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I just got off work a few hours ago... it poured rain all night long at just above freezing, then the temperature dropped, and everything froze... It took me an hour to get the inch thick ice off of my windshield, and another hour of driving 15mph on the frozen highway to get home.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm making plans to stay home tomorrow and not work.
I'm blaming you for this storm. You shouldn't have tempted fate by wise-cracking about VA getting more snow than IL in recent years.
When will you learn?!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I feel your pain, snowy northerns. It might get into the upper 40s tomorrow morning here in FL. 
(73 is the High, though)
(73 is the High, though)
I love this thread so much.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
I love this thread so much.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
I love this thread so much.
I'm already inside it, so why would I have to marry it?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
I love this thread so much.
I'm already inside it, so why would I have to marry it?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
I love this thread so much.
I'm already inside it, so why would I have to marry it?
Are you implying that Demea is lying about his weather?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I love the snow and cold weather.
You know, while inside next to a fireplace wrapped in a thick blanket and eating soup while looking out the window and laughing at all the people having to be outside. Like the guy I order Chinese from just to **** them off. But yeah, snow and cold.
Edited, Feb 1st 2011 12:23pm by lolgaxe
You know, while inside next to a fireplace wrapped in a thick blanket and eating soup while looking out the window and laughing at all the people having to be outside. Like the guy I order Chinese from just to **** them off. But yeah, snow and cold.
Edited, Feb 1st 2011 12:23pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I don't mind the snow and cold. I'd feel like a world-class pussy if I didn't go out and battle the elements and prove my domination over nature by removing a foot of snow from my driveway at least a couple times a year.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I've already gotten about five inches of snow here, which I just shoveled off the front ramp and my car. Today I'm working from home, taking my Dell Certifications. Tomorrow I'm supposed to be back out on the road but that is highly questionable, since this storm is supposed to persist overnight.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
I don't mind the snow and cold. I'd feel like a world-class pussy if I didn't go out and battle the elements and prove my domination over nature by removing a foot of snow from my driveway at least a couple times a year.
Plus, it's the only exercise you get in the winter time.
Gotta keep those girly man arms toned up.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Well, there's always yeti-wrasslin'
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Well, there's always yeti-wrasslin'
I don't think that Flea would appreciate that particular description of her.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
That ain't a Snowpocalypse. THIS is a Snowpocalypse.
And it sucked. Oh, yes it sucked a lot. Complete neighborhoods vanished into snow drifts, never to be seen again!!! (Well, maybe not but entire houses were buried and the occupants had to dig themselves out from the inside.)
And it sucked. Oh, yes it sucked a lot. Complete neighborhoods vanished into snow drifts, never to be seen again!!! (Well, maybe not but entire houses were buried and the occupants had to dig themselves out from the inside.)
Deathwysh wrote:
That ain't a Snowpocalypse. THIS is a Snowpocalypse.
And it sucked. Oh, yes it sucked a lot. Complete neighborhoods vanished into snow drifts, never to be seen again!!! (Well, maybe not but entire houses were buried and the occupants had to dig themselves out from the inside.)
And it sucked. Oh, yes it sucked a lot. Complete neighborhoods vanished into snow drifts, never to be seen again!!! (Well, maybe not but entire houses were buried and the occupants had to dig themselves out from the inside.)
You know, there is an upside to bad weather.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Working from home today, not due to any weather conditions but because of catapult vomiting. That's the step above projectile vomiting.
I think this is our fourth snow day this month.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I hear my wind chimes going nuts out there. But no snow and very little rain. It's about 52 degrees now (6:30 a.m.) and the temp is supposed to drop throughout the day. Yay!
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