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#52 Jan 31 2011 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
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Elton John played the piano too, and he didn't pick up chicks. Same with Freddie Mercury. Are you trying to tell us something?

Elton John is lame. Varus is going straight (heh) Liberace!

Hey, did you hear about the movie with Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his assistant? That'll be a hoot!
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#53 Feb 01 2011 at 12:53 AM Rating: Decent
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And I evidently meet people when they sneak past building security to leave charming notes.

I still don't recommend this method to rational and/or sane people.

Besides, everybody knows the Allakhazam Asylum is totally a dating site.


I personally had great success with dating sites. Granted I'm weird, and wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman, which makes the whole trial-and-error by dating process impossibly laborious. Anyway, point being that if you're looking for someone special and you actually know what to look for, it makes a lot more sense than hoping the right person falls into your lap.
#54 Feb 01 2011 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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I personally had great success with dating sites. Granted I'm weird, and wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman, which makes the whole trial-and-error by dating process impossibly laborious. Anyway, point being that if you're looking for someone special and you actually know what to look for, it makes a lot more sense than hoping the right person falls into your lap.


Sometimes I'm not sure how your ego fits into a room.
#55 Feb 01 2011 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kachi wrote:
I personally had great success with dating sites. Granted I'm weird, and wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman, which makes the whole trial-and-error by dating process impossibly laborious. Anyway, point being that if you're looking for someone special and you actually know what to look for, it makes a lot more sense than hoping the right person falls into your lap.


Sometimes I'm not sure how your ego fits into a room.
Granted, I'm not familiar with this posting individual, but what makes the above quoted post egotistical?
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#56 Feb 01 2011 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
Elinda wrote:
Granted, I'm not familiar with this posting individual, but what makes the above quoted post egotistical?


Wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman?
#57 Feb 01 2011 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kachi wrote:
I personally had great success with dating sites. Granted I'm weird, and wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman, which makes the whole trial-and-error by dating process impossibly laborious. Anyway, point being that if you're looking for someone special and you actually know what to look for, it makes a lot more sense than hoping the right person falls into your lap.


Sometimes I'm not sure how your ego fits into a room.


Probably because the ego is an abstract concept without physical presence, and its 'size' is figurative. An ego, no matter how 'large', would never stop you occupying a physical space you would otherwise fit within.

#58 Feb 01 2011 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kachi wrote:
I personally had great success with dating sites. Granted I'm weird, and wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman, which makes the whole trial-and-error by dating process impossibly laborious. Anyway, point being that if you're looking for someone special and you actually know what to look for, it makes a lot more sense than hoping the right person falls into your lap.


Sometimes I'm not sure how your ego fits into a room.


Probably because the ego is an abstract concept without physical presence, and its 'size' is figurative. An ego, no matter how 'large', would never stop you occupying a physical space you would otherwise fit within.

arggh I get kavekk and kachi mixed up.



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#59 Feb 01 2011 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
Elinda wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kachi wrote:
I personally had great success with dating sites. Granted I'm weird, and wouldn't even want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman, which makes the whole trial-and-error by dating process impossibly laborious. Anyway, point being that if you're looking for someone special and you actually know what to look for, it makes a lot more sense than hoping the right person falls into your lap.


Sometimes I'm not sure how your ego fits into a room.


Probably because the ego is an abstract concept without physical presence, and its 'size' is figurative. An ego, no matter how 'large', would never stop you occupying a physical space you would otherwise fit within.

arggh I get kavekk and kachi mixed up.


Really? We're pretty dissimilar. Charming comedy genius = Kavekk; Arrogant douchebag = Kachi.

Just remember that and you should be fine.
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#61 Feb 01 2011 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
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You mean where she played a 13 yr old?


Yeah that one.

She was 18 when she made that.

Sicko.
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#62 Feb 01 2011 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Ugly,

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You mean where she played a 13 yr old?


Yeah that one.

She was 18 when she made that.


I can understand why someone like you might not find 18yr old girls blossoming into beautiful young women attractive.

Except Dennis Quaid never nailed Wynona Ryder. Jerry Lewis did nail a 13 yr old though. Either you want to nail a 13 yr old, like Jerry Lewis did, or you want to pretend to nail Wynona Ryder like Dennis Quaid. You can only imitate one of them.

Oh I get it. You want yo nail a 13 yr old with an 18yr olds body. Sorry, I'm not in to jailbait so it took me a bit to catch on.

Also, a 23+ body is far superior to an 18 body. One's developing into a woman's figure, the other's still just a child.

Edited, Feb 1st 2011 2:00pm by Uglysasquatch
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#63 Feb 01 2011 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mlle Ryder was born in October 1971. Great Balls of Fire came out in June 1989. Unless there was a time machine involved, Mlle Ryder was, at most, 17 when the film was shot and more likely 16.

So I guess Varus ranges from 13 to 16 in his tastes. By his own admission, mind you.
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#65 Feb 01 2011 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Or I just like hot 17-18 13-16yr olds.

Noted.
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#68 Feb 01 2011 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Jophed,

I get that you're infatuated with 13yr olds.
You're the one who said you wanted to nail 13 tr olds that look like 18yr olds.
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#69 Feb 01 2011 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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varusword75 wrote:
Ugly,

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Also, a 23+ body is far superior to an 18 body


lol..not in the states. By the time a woman's 23 here she's generally packed on an extra 50lbs.
You really need to get out of Tennessee.
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#70 Feb 01 2011 at 12:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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varusword75 wrote:
Ugly,

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Also, a 23+ body is far superior to an 18 body


lol..not in the states. By the time a woman's 23 here she's generally packed on an extra 50lbs.
You really need to get out of Tennessee.


It's not that. I'm pretty sure it's just that Varus is a sexist asshole.
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More to the point, by the time she's 23, most women have stopped being impressed by a six year old Altima. Sixteen years olds, though -- "Oh, WOW! You have your own CAR?!"

Edited, Feb 1st 2011 12:45pm by Jophiel
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#72 Feb 01 2011 at 3:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
More to the point, by the time she's 23, most women have stopped being impressed by a six year old Altima. Sixteen years olds, though -- "Oh, WOW! You have your own CAR?!"


Not just a car. A car with a 6 disk CD changer! Let's not leave out the pertinent details.
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#73 Feb 01 2011 at 3:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
More to the point, by the time she's 23, most women have stopped being impressed by a six year old Altima. Sixteen years olds, though -- "Oh, WOW! You have your own CAR?!"


Not just a car. A car with a 6 disk CD changer! Let's not leave out the pertinent details.
I don't think that's a selling point with 16 yr olds anymore. They're looking for an Ipod dock.
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#74 Feb 01 2011 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman?


If you interpreted that as egotistical, that was purely your inference. I was simply saying that the kind of woman I like is rare, not necessarily better.

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Charming comedy genius = Kavekk


OMG, so arrogant. /sarcasm

Granted, I can understand how it's difficult to discern the difference between confidence and arrogance even in person, but I do tire of the character judgments. I'm extremely self-critical, and as a result I have exceptional knowledge of my strengths and weaknesses. If you don't see me acting with humility it's because I tend to keep my mouth shut where the humility is due. Can we stop acting like we know anything substantive about one another now?
#75 Feb 01 2011 at 8:36 PM Rating: Good
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Kachi wrote:
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Wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman?


If you interpreted that as egotistical, that was purely your inference. I was simply saying that the kind of woman I like is rare, not necessarily better.


Furries aren't that rare.


I forget how this works, do I pay Allegory royalties or something?
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#76 Feb 01 2011 at 8:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a "normal" woman?


If you interpreted that as egotistical, that was purely your inference. I was simply saying that the kind of woman I like is rare, not necessarily better.


Mm. Yes, rare. I imagine that would have to be a rare woman, indeed.

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Granted, I can understand how it's difficult to discern the difference between confidence and arrogance even in person, but I do tire of the character judgments. I'm extremely self-critical, and as a result I have exceptional knowledge of my strengths and weaknesses. If you don't see me acting with humility it's because I tend to keep my mouth shut where the humility is due. Can we stop acting like we know anything substantive about one another now?


Yeah, I can't post on politics alone. Even in the Asylum.
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