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#77 Feb 06 2011 at 9:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Honestly, what's happening in Egypt isn't Obama's fault. It's not Bush's fault. It's not Clinton's fault or Bush Sr's fault or the fault of anyone except Mubarak and the Egyptian government. America has been on Mubarak to reform in various areas for years and years.


Not so much. Really the US couldn't care less who is in charge of Egypt so long as they maintain order around the Suez. So long as that happens and transport isn't impacted, the leader of Egypt could rape children on live television 15 hours a day, and the US would do nothing.

The spice must flow, that's really all that matters.

We need to let go of this idiotic notion that the US somehow acts from an unending well of benevolence, and that all of our crimes against the rest of the world are somehow well intentioned errors in judgment that just didn't work out. Human life is *utterly irrelevant* to US foreign policy. Virtually nothing could be less important. You're not a child, you have to be able to conclude this from the established facts of the last 200 years. I know you believe that the specific invisible man in the sky your parents informed you controlled everything is real, but really, this is a whole new level of naivete.

The only time the US is *ever* in favor of reform is when we calculate it would increase stability. It's really that simple. Foreign policy is just the calculating of what situations result in the larges advantage to the US. As it should be, of course. The idea that anyone cares for a millisecond if that best situation leads to rape victims being stoned in a public square is ludicrous.
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Human life is *utterly irrelevant* to US foreign policy.
I can't believe this is still something being disputed... (The statement is obviously true)

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#79 Feb 06 2011 at 12:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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I know you believe that the specific invisible man in the sky your parents informed you controlled everything is real, but really, this is a whole new level of naivete.

I know it's ever-so-important to you to be able to sound smart but did you stop reading before you got to "We've brushed it off because Egypt was willing to work with the US and we needed a powerful partner in the region to offset nations like Iran" or did you just decide to ignore it because then you couldn't make your "We don't care because US foreign policy is all about the US! Grrr!" remarks?
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#80 Feb 06 2011 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
I know you believe that the specific invisible man in the sky your parents informed you controlled everything is real, but really, this is a whole new level of naivete.

I know it's ever-so-important to you to be able to sound smart but did you stop reading before you got to "We've brushed it off because Egypt was willing to work with the US and we needed a powerful partner in the region to offset nations like Iran" or did you just decide to ignore it because then you couldn't make your "We don't care because US foreign policy is all about the US! Grrr!" remarks?


Man, Joph's feeling feisty today/yesterday(?).

Something up?
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Nah, I've just met Smash in person so it's impossible for me to take his rants seriously :D
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#82 Feb 06 2011 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I know it's ever-so-important to you to be able to sound smart but did you stop reading before you got to "We've brushed it off because Egypt was willing to work with the US and we needed a powerful partner in the region to offset nations like Iran" or did you just decide to ignore it because then you couldn't make your "We don't care because US foreign policy is all about the US! Grrr!" remarks?


I think you missed the point (shocker). "We've brushed it off because Egypt was willing to work with the US" implies that, really, we'd like Egypt to care for human rights, but not at the cost of instability. This is false, and is a childlike view of how the world works. Surely you must know this. Human rights aren't a "nice to have" on the list of US global priorities; they don't exist on the list. You're operating from a bias of "the US wants to do the 'right' thing, but sometimes it isn't expedient". I'm not sure why. It's indisputably not the case. It troubles me that you've bought into such a facile and self serving lie so easily.

Which, I suppose is my own bias towards you. I start from a point of "sure he believes in an arbitrary bunch of religious ********* but that's an exception to an ability to apply reason, otherwise." Sort of how I accept that I care if the Red Sox win, not because I have any actual stake in it, but because they're geographically proximate, but I can separate that from blindly supporting the actions of my congressperson or senator or country, etc.
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I think you missed the point (shocker)

Right, right. I think you're worried about having your little rants not revered. Shocker.
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Right, right. I think you're worried about having your little rants not revered. Shocker.


Interesting take. Revered by whom? Posters to this forum? I'd hope I'd have slightly higher ambitions if I were seeking reassurance about my own genius. Predictably, though, I'm not. Sociopaths don't have crises of confidence, even self aware ones.

You knew that, though.
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#85 Feb 06 2011 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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The only time the US is *ever* in favor of reform is when we calculate it would increase stability. It's really that simple. Foreign policy is just the calculating of what situations result in the larges advantage to the US. As it should be, of course. The idea that anyone cares for a millisecond if that best situation leads to rape victims being stoned in a public square is ludicrous.


Obviously, because foreign policy is made by an array of people that contrive to work as a single, monolithic entity. The US is a perfect, sterile machine where the desires and whims of the individuals that comprise it have been entirely subsumed into a doctrine of self-preservation. These people are cogs, turning in unison.

To dumb it down for you, I'll take out the irony. Groups don't have intentions. People aren't selflessly committed to the motherland, and so the sum of their actions 'on its behalf' will be dissimilar to those of an amoral survivor.

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Obviously, because foreign policy is made by an array of people that contrive to work as a single, monolithic entity. The US is a perfect, sterile machine where the desires and whims of the individuals that comprise it have been entirely subsumed into itrs directive of self-preservation. People are cogs, turning in unison.

To dumb it down for you, I'll take out the irony. Groups don't have intentions. People aren't selflessly committed to the motherland, and so the sum of their actions 'on its behalf' will be dissimilar to those of an amoral survivor.


Yes, please, dumb it down for me. Simplify your idea that the people involved in making US foreign policy decisions can ignore the structural bias towards the exploitation of the weak, and instead effect change for the benefit of all. Break down for me how the noble heroic sacrifice of those people will overcome the philosophical inertia of the last 200 years.

Because that's the problem with your argument, the complexity of it. Not that it's instantly refuted by a cursory examination of *literally codified* policy. No, just that it's *so darn confusing*. Wait, people making decisions might make decisions based on their own opinions? Holy ****, you just blew my mind. Wow, I haven't felt this enlightened about political theory since I watched Mr Smith Goes to Washington. Really, it's all about individuals. We've just been so unlucky, again and again and again and again and again and again and again, to have individuals who all have this deep personal faith in mercilessly exploiting people who aren't them.

****, if we could just do a better job of HIRING. Hey, maybe if we elected a guy who runs a temp agency President, he could fix it! I bet he could. His accountant could probably solve out debt problems, too. Why don't we put money in a savings account, sheesh.

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#87 Feb 06 2011 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
uh yeah dude that's not what i said

i'd say the key flaw is that you're looking at things as a country (single entity) acting in its own best interests rather than people acting in their best interests within a system - for example, politicians will usually make foreign policy decisions likely to get them re-elected, civil servants ones that are likely to get them promoted

but certainly to say the individual prejudices and beliefs of those in power have no effect is stupid

also

your argument was absurdly reductionist dude get over it you got punked move on with your life man

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The US is a perfect, sterile machine where the desires and whims of the individuals that comprise it have been entirely subsumed into a doctrine of self-preservation.


Did lol.



Edited, Feb 6th 2011 3:50pm by rdmcandie
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uh yeah dude that's not what i said


Yes, fucknut, it's exactly what you said. Maybe it's not what you intended and you're not bright enough to communicate more effectively, that's not for me to determine.,


i'd say the key flaw is that you're looking at things as a country (single entity) acting in its own best interests rather than people acting in their best interests within a system



The system is the entity you fucking lotus eating naif.


- for example, politicians will usually make foreign policy decisions likely to get them re-elected, civil servants ones that are likely to get them promoted



Really? The actions people in the system will take aren't determined by their personal morals, but instead by how the system functions? WHAT A FUCKING REVELATION! Thank god someone hadn't posted that before and you had managed to drag yourself out of your drool puddle long enough to smash the keyboard with your balls a few times, arguing the opposite.

That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it, Cleetus?


but certainly to say the individual prejudices and beliefs of those in power have no effect is stupid


Well, that settles it, then. What the fuck? This is really it?


your argument was absurdly reductionist dude get over it you got punked move on with your life man

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It amuses me to see people attempting to stretch their vocabulary awkwardly. Moreso when Hannah does it, but still makes me smile when barely educated adolescents do it. Adorable.



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Lotus eating??
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http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lotus-eating

He i either calling him drugged out, or stating he is content living in luxury, given the former and latter string of juvenile insults I would say it is option 1.
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I'd hope I'd have slightly higher ambitions if I were seeking reassurance about my own genius.

I'd hope so too and yet here you are.
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#93 Feb 06 2011 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent
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uh yeah dude that's not what i said

Yes, ******** it's exactly what you said. Maybe it's not what you intended and you're not bright enough to communicate more effectively, that's not for me to determine.


No, it's the position you fabricated for me because you wanted to attack something rather than defend the things you said. My second post is consistent with the first.

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Really? The actions people in the system will take aren't determined by their personal morals, but instead by how the system functions? WHAT A ******* REVELATION! Thank god someone hadn't posted that before and you had managed to drag yourself out of your drool puddle long enough to smash the keyboard with your balls a few times, arguing the opposite.

That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it, Cleetus?


That's not what you argued, is it?

You argued this:

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The only time the US is *ever* in favor of reform is when we calculate it would increase stability. It's really that simple. Foreign policy is just the calculating of what situations result in the larges advantage to the US.


Looking pretty fucking grim for you, isn't it?

That view is not consistent with politicians and civil servants making decisions out of self interest, is it?

This is the bit where I insult you a lot.

The substantial truth of the matter is that you're stupid as fuck. You're fucked in the head, and I guess if this were a film you would be compensated with some kind of genius - because hey, everyone loves an obnoxious savant. I guess the bright side is that, bad as your life is, at least it's not a cliche. But it's cold comfort, really, isn't it, when your greatest achievment is frying a hard-drive jammed with home-made horse-**** before the cops knocked the door down? You look in the mirror and even you can't help but laugh at your pudgy little face. You make yourself sick, sometimes - twice a night, in fact, but the pounds just won't drop off, will they? But hey, you've still got your brain, right? You're such a fucking genius.
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Smash is sick and laying about on the couch whining (and I'm pretty sure on his 8th orange of the day). I think Genghis Khan was probably better about being sick. For myself, I'm hugely pleased he's posting instead of arguing with me about everything and I fully support his continuing to debate about whatever you've got going here. Now I can give him some soup and back quietly out of the room.

If you guys could make some more threads that might entice him, I'd appreciate it. Possible topics: The Red Sox preseason, the breaking up of the White Stripes, string theory, Robert Oppenheimer, chess, baking, carpentry, systems theory, organizational psychology, art history, or why Frank Lloyd Wright was over-rated.

Thanks,

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The substantial truth of the matter is that you're stupid as fuck. You're fucked in the head, and I guess if this were a film you would be compensated with some kind of genius - because hey, everyone loves an obnoxious savant. I guess the bright side is that, bad as your life is, at least it's not a cliche. But it's cold comfort, really, isn't it, when your greatest achievment is frying a hard-drive jammed with home-made horse-**** before the cops knocked the door down? You look in the mirror and even you can't help but laugh at your pudgy little face. You make yourself sick, sometimes - twice a night, in fact, but the pounds just won't drop off, will they? But hey, you've still got your brain, right? You're such a fucking genius.


What?

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#96 Feb 06 2011 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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The substantial truth of the matter is that you're stupid as fuck. You're fucked in the head, and I guess if this were a film you would be compensated with some kind of genius - because hey, everyone loves an obnoxious savant. I guess the bright side is that, bad as your life is, at least it's not a cliche. But it's cold comfort, really, isn't it, when your greatest achievment is frying a hard-drive jammed with home-made horse-**** before the cops knocked the door down? You look in the mirror and even you can't help but laugh at your pudgy little face. You make yourself sick, sometimes - twice a night, in fact, but the pounds just won't drop off, will they? But hey, you've still got your brain, right? You're such a fucking genius.


What?

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Are you shocked by my incisive deconstruction, Nexa?

be honest
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That view is not consistent with politicians and civil servants making decisions out of self interest, is it?


It is....ready for the punchline? It is...because the system is intentionally structured that way. Get it? Just as genocidal governments design systems where self interest for many people involves hacking their neighbors to bits with machetes, the US political structure has long been designed to brutally punish personal conscience based decision making.

It should be obvious, I'm not sure how it isn't, but then I'm not great at understanding how perception works for other people. Unerringly predicting their behavior, sure, what they feel while doing it, no clue.

Anyway, I'm done. Have a good one. Enjoy the women's study class or whatever.


What?

Nexa


Who knows. Some people don't have the mental horsepower to insult someone else effectively so they fall back on a route set of random ********* Excusable, of course, it's difficult to insult me what with me being so fucking handsome, charismatic, and successful. Also, have you seen my wife?

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Enjoy the women's study class or whatever.



You can get your own tea and hot water bottle from now on.

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#101 Feb 06 2011 at 9:12 PM Rating: Good
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It is....ready for the punchline? It is...because the system is intentionally structured that way. Get it? Just as genocidal governments design systems where self interest for many people involves hacking their neighbors to bits with machetes, the US political structure has long been designed to brutally punish personal conscience based decision making.

It should be obvious, I'm not sure how it isn't, but then I'm not great at understanding how perception works for other people. Unerringly predicting their behavior, sure, what they feel while doing it, no clue.

Anyway, I'm done. Have a good one. Enjoy the women's study class or whatever.


The point is that it punishes acting in the country's interests, whatever that even means, also. The US does not act in its own interests as a monolithic and continous entity. Nor does it act perfectly logically.

Face it, you made the same mistake as the cretins that talk about parliamentary intention. If you never accept that you got punked, man... well, how are you going to move on?

You know, from the punking you got.

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Who knows. Some people don't have the mental horsepower to insult someone else effectively so they fall back on a route set of random bullsh*t. Excusable, of course, it's difficult to insult me what with me being so ******* handsome, charismatic, and successful. Also, have you seen my wife?


Fuck, dude. This is just embarassing. Keep your **** to yourself.

Also, no offence, but you look fucking hilarious. You should make something of it.

And honestly, what is this? You're saying I use the same stuf all the time? You recycle your material more than the fucking green party. You've been using the same generic constructions for years. Even the farce of the thing can scarcely salvage it anymore.
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