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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I haven't had a snow day in 25 years.
Tailmon wrote:
I haven't had a snow day in 25 years.
Don't you live in Texas? A bit further north and I'm sure that statement would mean something...
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
I haven't had a snow day in 25 years.
Don't you live in Texas? A bit further north and I'm sure that statement would mean something...
It's also funny because last year Texas had the greatest snowfall it has had in thirty years.
Really only had a few days off because of Ice. They have ice days not snow ones like up north.
What is this "snow" you speak of?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
What is this "snow" you speak of?
That wonderful white substance* that, each year, almost completely wipes out all of Wisconsin, but can never seem to finish the job.
*not cocaine
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
gbaji wrote:
What is this "snow" you speak of?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
gbaji wrote:
What is this "snow" you speak of?
Don't wildfires usually occur during the dry summer season?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Demea wrote:
gbaji wrote:
What is this "snow" you speak of?
That wonderful white substance* that, each year, almost completely wipes out all of Wisconsin, but can never seem to finish the job.
*not cocaine
So Crystal Meth?
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
In some thirty odd years of driving in northern winters, yesterday coming home from work was the most harrowing drive of my life.
I slid sideways down the big hill, inched, tires spinning furiously, up the other side. I gunned it through the snow-clogged intersections just hoping no one got in my way. The visibility at the on/off ramps to the highway was completely obliterated. I was pretty literally driving blind and only staying on course by the rumble-strip on the shoulder. I seemed to be the only car venturing forth on the interstate.
The last mile of my commute is typically the toughest as it's the most rural - but I just kept my forward momentum going, and FINALLY found my driveway. It was plowed. I made it all the way up it and into my garage. :D
My little beany car successfully went where even SUV's feared to tread.
I slid sideways down the big hill, inched, tires spinning furiously, up the other side. I gunned it through the snow-clogged intersections just hoping no one got in my way. The visibility at the on/off ramps to the highway was completely obliterated. I was pretty literally driving blind and only staying on course by the rumble-strip on the shoulder. I seemed to be the only car venturing forth on the interstate.
The last mile of my commute is typically the toughest as it's the most rural - but I just kept my forward momentum going, and FINALLY found my driveway. It was plowed. I made it all the way up it and into my garage. :D
My little beany car successfully went where even SUV's feared to tread.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
gbaji wrote:
What is this "snow" you speak of?
varusword75 wrote:
Elinda,
Yeah we know you're a stupid b*tch.
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I seemed to be the only car venturing forth on the interstate.
Yeah we know you're a stupid b*tch.
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My little beany car successfully went where even SUV's feared to tread.
Proabably because your little beany car is worth what 5$?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
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My little beany car successfully went where even SUV's feared to tread.
Proabably because your little beany car is worth what 5$?
Does it have a CD changer?
Siesen wrote:
Elinda wrote:
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My little beany car successfully went where even SUV's feared to tread.
Proabably because your little beany car is worth what 5$?
Does it have a CD changer?
...this is a trick question isn't it. No one uses CD's anymore (cept me).
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Welcome back Smasharoo.
:D
:D
Just as Planned.
Elinda wrote:
...this is a trick question isn't it. No one uses CD's anymore (cept me).
varusword75 wrote:
sissy,
B*tch get a f*cking job. I was supposed to say this.
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Does it have a CD changer?
B*tch get a f*cking job. I was supposed to say this.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
ITT: Debalic gets left hanging. 
Love,
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I got rate-ups, I guess that's just as good as a response from Smash.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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