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Hooray for predictions. I really expected you to say something about name changing, though.
Hard Stare 
Happy New Year to the Arsylumites.
Happy New Year to the Arsylumites.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Thomas Shahan photo! 
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While hiking in sunny Burbank, klausneck discovers the final resting place of Jimmy Hoffa. Turns out he really, really liked his new mattress and just overslept.
Now this is down right creepy...
As a kid living on the southside of Chicago, my friends and I always thought we'd find Hoffa's body in a 55-gallon drum out in Lake Calumet or the Cal-Sag Channel.
To my knowledge, I've never shared that with anyone...
Jophiel wrote:
Pack your own lunch and bring nothing but Pixie Stix and Pop Rocks and get your liberty on.
Biggleskookums.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
ShadorVIII Will discover the secret Admin Quote Archive. And never be seen again!
Hmmmm... guess I better get looking.
LeWoVoc wrote:
Hooray for predictions. I really expected you to say something about name changing, though.
Who were you? I already forgot.
Nadenu wrote:
LeWoVoc wrote:
Hooray for predictions. I really expected you to say something about name changing, though.
Who were you? I already forgot.
Quadkit
ALSO: Thanks, Kao!!
And I see Nads beat me to the Bob.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Getting started on the postcount record.
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Driftwood discovers a new use for Flan on one particularly rainy afternoon. Sales of Flan Hats set several records for food based headgear. Including returns…
They'll come in several different styles; Flan Fedoras, Flan baseball caps, Flan helmets, Flan Top Hats, Flan Visors, Flan everything.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#38Almalieque,
Posted: Jan 01 2011 at 6:54 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Am I admin yet? It's been almost 24 hours in 2011.... starting to get a little impatient.
Kao wrote:
Omegavegeta will found a new print newspaper after people finally realize web advertising is annoying. He will call it “The Omegavegeta Tribune Times Herald Post Intelligencer†At least 8 people will read a copy.
Egon Spenglar wrote:
Edited, Jan 1st 2011 11:37pm by Omegavegeta
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Sorry about the migraine, I know what that's like.
One of his practice sessions was covertly recorded, but the recorder was promptly apprehended by Roger Goodell.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Totem will invent a new helicopter maneuver, called the “‘bama trauma helicopter slamma†No one is really sure how it is carried out, apparently it is actually possible to fly a helicopter underwater.
One of his practice sessions was covertly recorded, but the recorder was promptly apprehended by Roger Goodell.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I don't know if I could live in a world with no cheese, even if it's only for 38 minutes. 
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Rhodekylle will declare war on the state of Rhode Island for it being too tiny.
Ah, that is only the official reason. Actually, it is because they are too tiny for such a big name and that proves that they are fundamentally untrustworthy.
Clams are a strategic resource and must be managed in a responsible manner. How can anyone trust a state that pretends to be an island when it isn't and which maintains a secret identity -- "The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations"? Clearly, one cannot.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I don't know if I could live in a world with no cheese, even if it's only for 38 minutes.
No whey! You feta not be teleme you can't go edam hour without some cheddar. I cantal if you're serious or not.
Edited, Jan 2nd 2011 1:12am by Allegory
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Despite countless warnings and ill omens, lolgaxe wins 32 cents in the lottery and buys a piece of pocket lint from a wandering gypsy sorceress. I think we all know how this one turns out…
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Allegory wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I don't know if I could live in a world with no cheese, even if it's only for 38 minutes.
No whey! You feta not be teleme you can't go edam hour without some cheddar. I cantal if you're serious or not.
Edited, Jan 2nd 2011 1:12am by Allegory
Good show, sir.
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No whey! You feta not be teleme you can't go edam hour without some cheddar. I cantal if you're serious or not.
How long did that take you?
Biggleskookums.
Thanks Kao! Always a fun read.
Thanks Kao! Always a fun read.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Kachi wrote:
How long did that take you?
A gouda 'mount of time.
Oh you were saving that one. Well played.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Elinda, after a strange industrial accident involving a generator and a ceramic leprechaun, will develop superpowers. The new superhero E-linda will have the ability to zip through the electrical system, fry rogue copy machines with a single glance, and the ability to recall e-mails sent in a drunken stupor before they reach their intended targets! Her Arch Nemesis, Ground Wire Dude is fairly ineffective, since hes always being grounded by his parents…
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Kaolian,
I've always looked foreard to your predictions. They are amazingly true. However, My army of Werepenguins vanished and I suspect that they may show up at Alla's doorstep soon!
Ok you almost got your wish! I swerved to miss a deer last night comming home from Ikkicon and It was a "Very Fun" ride almost flipping my car. (oh and there may have been more skidmarks than on the road!)
I've always looked foreard to your predictions. They are amazingly true. However, My army of Werepenguins vanished and I suspect that they may show up at Alla's doorstep soon!
Ok you almost got your wish! I swerved to miss a deer last night comming home from Ikkicon and It was a "Very Fun" ride almost flipping my car. (oh and there may have been more skidmarks than on the road!)
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