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Now I'm stuck wondering if Fran Drescher could sing opera... dunno why.
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Posting to get another prediction from Kao that shows how little he knows about me.
Also, why Aardvarks?
Wouldn't it be better to teach your wombatants how to strike fear into your enemies with a Xena-like war yell?
Question: Can the Aardvark be genetically modified?
Though I'm not sure you really want to teach a aardvark to yokel, the length of their snots make one think you could get them to sound like tuba's playing Christmas Carols.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
I stubbed my toe yesterday.
I'm also thinking that a wombat army could manage much better than any aardvark. They could even form a chorus, separated into different ranges, producing an amazing sound. Then they eat you! Yum...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Posting to get another prediction from Kao that shows how little he knows about me.
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Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Press here for what happens if you try and dress an Aardvaark in a suit and teach it to yodel.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Cut of their big balls,
And as long as you avoid
their claws you're set.
(that's right, I haiku'd motherfuckers)
And as long as you avoid
their claws you're set.
(that's right, I haiku'd motherfuckers)
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
The thread topic is now: Methodologies upon which to teach an Aardvaark to yodel and the pitfalls associated with such.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
there is an app for that?
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Let's just pick a random link from my Bookmarks folder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za8cHZQdF90&feature=related
Merry Christmas everyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za8cHZQdF90&feature=related
Merry Christmas everyone.
If you forget me, you are in big trouble mister!!!
This might be funny.
I'm happy you've made this easy
She previously used her tools to persuade an aardvark to do well... anything.
Edited, Dec 24th 2010 4:34pm by Allegory
She previously used her tools to persuade an aardvark to do well... anything.
Edited, Dec 24th 2010 4:34pm by Allegory
I just teach my aadrvarks to use an alphorn.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Patent US D436119
"Method and description of implementation and optimization of an apparatus enabling Aardvaark yodeling and associated multifunction weapons platform."
Edit; changed wording to form valid design patent claim.
Edited, Dec 24th 2010 4:54am by Timelordwho
"Method and description of implementation and optimization of an apparatus enabling Aardvaark yodeling and associated multifunction weapons platform."
Edit; changed wording to form valid design patent claim.
Edited, Dec 24th 2010 4:54am by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
From My mathematical calculations. The amount of Limburger cheese required to make an Aardvark yodel. May be so cost prohibitive that the entire world economy would collapse instantly. Perhaps making a Badger yodel would be more cost effective.
Jophiel wrote:
Boil them for a few minutes, drain and then add a little butter.
Then whip 'em at cars.
Then whip 'em at cars.
Aardvarks are only called aardvark so they can be at the beginning of the book.
Kavekk wrote:
I stubbed my toe yesterday.
Well, if it's broken don't come yodeling to me.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
From what I understand, you need 2 pounds of bacon in order to convince the Ardvaark that it can yodel. Which is exactly why you don't see them doing it very often, as that would be a waste of perfectly good bacon.
+1?
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Samira wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
I stubbed my toe yesterday.
Well, if it's broken don't come yodeling to me.
It ricocheted off Aunt Mildred's nose and landed somewhere in the petunias.
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