I just managed to feed, change, burp and place a one-month old in a carseat, lift said carseat post c-section, put him in the car, go to the store and successfully complete a shopping trip with no fits or crying from said one-month-old, come home, carry my packages and said one-month-old in his heavyass car seat, feed, burp and put him to sleep in his chair.
I feel f-ing invincible.
If someone had told me how difficult, draining and involved this was going to be I would have figured out a way to have Joph carry this kid like a seahorse. Thank God I can get out of the house now.
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Only 215 more months to go before you can legally kick him out of the house!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Atomicflea wrote:
I would have figured out a way to have Joph carry this kid like a seahorse.
You put your baby in a car seat in the shopping cart?? Why would you push your child away from you?!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Atomicflea wrote:
no fits or crying from said one-month-old
I think he got this trait from the mailman.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Congrats Flea! Just wait until he's old enough to ask for EVERYTHING at the store and then fall out in the floor in a crying fit when you say no. Fun times!
I will sometimes starve before I will take Noah shopping with me. He no longer asks for everything, he just wants to push the cart into everything
I will sometimes starve before I will take Noah shopping with me. He no longer asks for everything, he just wants to push the cart into everything
Nadenu wrote:
Congrats Flea! Just wait until he's old enough to ask for EVERYTHING at the store and then fall out in the floor in a crying fit when you say no. Fun times!
I will sometimes starve before I will take Noah shopping with me. He no longer asks for everything, he just wants to push the cart into everything
I will sometimes starve before I will take Noah shopping with me. He no longer asks for everything, he just wants to push the cart into everything
pppfffft, just wait until they can reach for things but cant talk yet, and try to toss everything into the cart they can get their hands on. Yes, I AM that woman in the middle of the aisle. Im not doing it to be a *****. I do it to ensure the safety of all other customers as my child tries in vain to reach the tower of glass gravy display
Lady DSD wrote:
gravy display
Most people would be inclined to grab at this, not just your child.
Your trip to insanity is just beginning. The fun will be even more as they get older.
Jophiel wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I would have figured out a way to have Joph carry this kid like a seahorse.
You put your baby in a car seat in the shopping cart?? Why would you push your child away from you?!
Nadenu wrote:
Congrats Flea! Just wait until he's old enough to ask for EVERYTHING at the store and then fall out in the floor in a crying fit when you say no. Fun times!
I was very surprised when my niece turned out to be a class-A tantrum princess. I would go into shock and just stare. Thankfully my brother got very good at picking her up and sitting in the van with her once her face was set. I don't think we saw him except going to or coming from the van her entire second year.
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I will sometimes starve before I will take Noah shopping with me. He no longer asks for everything, he just wants to push the cart into everything
Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I would have figured out a way to have Joph carry this kid like a seahorse.
You put your baby in a car seat in the shopping cart?? Why would you push your child away from you?!
Too soon to mention the mailman again?
I'm just curios where that slacker father was while you were doing all the heavy lifting in the first place. Probably off playing some computer game or getting into another argument on the interwebs...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
I'm just curios where that slacker father was while you were doing all the heavy lifting in the first place. Probably off playing some computer game or getting into another argument on the interwebs...
NO U
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Good going, Flea. I've taken Thom shopping with me regularly since he was born and he's actually very good - most of the time.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Congrats Flea! Just wait until he's old enough to ask for EVERYTHING at the store and then fall out in the floor in a crying fit when you say no. Fun times!
I was very surprised when my niece turned out to be a class-A tantrum princess. I would go into shock and just stare. Thankfully my brother got very good at picking her up and sitting in the van with her once her face was set. I don't think we saw him except going to or coming from the van her entire second year.
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I will sometimes starve before I will take Noah shopping with me. He no longer asks for everything, he just wants to push the cart into everything
Noah's too much like his father. There are no threats in the world that he takes seriously. Even when he's in major trouble, he's still happy as a clam and totally oblivious. It's maddening.
And I meant *I'd* starve, not starve him. Taking a child to the grocery store will drive a ***** to drink.
haha, like I need an excuse
Why wouldn't you just leave the carseat in the car?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Why wouldn't you just leave the carseat in the car?
Early race car driver training! Get the kid addicted to speed, then sit back and watcht he nascar endorsements pour in!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Why wouldn't you just leave the carseat in the car?
Early race car driver training! Get the kid addicted to speed, then sit back and watcht he nascar endorsements pour in!
Elinda wrote:
Why wouldn't you just leave the carseat in the car?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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I hated lugging that damn car seat around. It wasnt until my third kid though, that I found out about and fell in love with the Moby. As they grow older you can change positions for it too. I still throw Soren into it as a hip carrier when we go out for long errands. I've heard the K'Tan is just as good and easier for noobs to use
Edited, Dec 4th 2010 10:50am by DSD
Edited, Dec 4th 2010 10:50am by DSD
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Why wouldn't you just leave the carseat in the car?
I believe I kept the car seat strapped into the car and just installed the kid when necessary.
(that was a long time ago though....things change I guess)
Edited, Dec 4th 2010 8:11pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
When it's freezing cold outside it's easier to just throw a blanket over the carseat than go through the grief of unstrapping your warm, sleeping baby so he can crank it up in the store. Once he discovers walking I'm sure he'll want out, but right now as heavy as the damn thing is, it's more of a pain in the *** to deal with the wind/snow pelting him while I figure out how to wrap my ^%$#! moby.
Atomicflea wrote:
I just managed to feed, change, burp and place a one-month old in a carseat, lift said carseat post c-section, put him in the car, go to the store and successfully complete a shopping trip with no fits or crying from said one-month-old, come home, carry my packages and said one-month-old in his heavyass car seat, feed, burp and put him to sleep in his chair.
I feel f-ing invincible.
If someone had told me how difficult, draining and involved this was going to be I would have figured out a way to have Joph carry this kid like a seahorse. Thank God I can get out of the house now.
I feel f-ing invincible.
If someone had told me how difficult, draining and involved this was going to be I would have figured out a way to have Joph carry this kid like a seahorse. Thank God I can get out of the house now.
My kids hated any wrap type device. My son had no interest in the store and my girl will lay down, completely limp, in the doors of Target because she doesn't want to do what I told her to do (doesn't matter what it is lol)>
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Why wouldn't you just leave the carseat in the car?
Early race car driver training! Get the kid addicted to speed, then sit back and watcht he nascar endorsements pour in!
120 is for sissies, it's 200mph or nothing. If you're not getting the full effect of your 5 point safety harness and HANS device then you're doing it wrong, and lord forbid your car doesn't explode into flames to make use of the fire suit.
Also the ground and safety crew needs to make use of their jaws of life and fire extinguishers. Also what's the point of having a little red wagon with a jet engine on it if you don't get to use it to blow debris at the trailer jockeys in the infield.
Lady DSD wrote:
I hated lugging that damn car seat around. It wasnt until my third kid though, that I found out about and fell in love with the Moby. As they grow older you can change positions for it too. I still throw Soren into it as a hip carrier when we go out for long errands. I've heard the K'Tan is just as good and easier for noobs to use
Edited, Dec 4th 2010 10:50am by DSD
Edited, Dec 4th 2010 10:50am by DSD
I'm totally getting one of those for the next kid. It's also amazing when I go baby shopping now (my sister is due this week) to see all the stuff that's come out in just the past five years.
I'm getting a little baby fevery. Of course, then I remember that I'm ******* tired.
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I'm getting a little baby fevery. Of course, then I remember that I'm @#%^ing tired.
I think that might just be fever.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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