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#27 Nov 25 2010 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
I hear vaginas taste like spinach.



Its more a 'seaweed' sorta thing.
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#28 Nov 25 2010 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
I hear vaginas taste like spinach.



Its more a 'seaweed' sorta thing.

Is it because they have seaweed stuck between their downstairs teeth?


Edited, Nov 25th 2010 4:29pm by Bardalicious
#29 Nov 25 2010 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I'm not sure why you are worried about making your boyfriend eat anything, personally.


Because I'm not gonna cook two meals for one night, and I start feeling weird if I live off steak and cheese and bacon.
And wouldn't fancy doing that in any case.
#30 Nov 25 2010 at 5:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I'm not sure why you are worried about making your boyfriend eat anything, personally.


Yeah, my husband eats what he wants and so do I. If I make something he doesn't like, tough. He's a big boy, he knows where the kitchen is.
#31 Nov 25 2010 at 8:25 PM Rating: Good
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Ugh, I ate too much. Imagine that.
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#32 Nov 25 2010 at 11:52 PM Rating: Good
Kalivha wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I'm not sure why you are worried about making your boyfriend eat anything, personally.


Because I'm not gonna cook two meals for one night, and I start feeling weird if I live off steak and cheese and bacon.
And wouldn't fancy doing that in any case.


What Nads said.
#33 Nov 26 2010 at 3:01 AM Rating: Good
It's not like I force anything down anyone's throat here.
#34 Nov 26 2010 at 7:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pay no attention to them Kali. You're just doing something nice for your significant other. Trust me, there's things both of them do for their significant other that you'd say "WTF?" to. They's just being all uppity and stuff.
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#35 Nov 26 2010 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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I have to say, I'm extremely satisfied with how my turducken turned out.

I can't get to the leftovers because Ray apparently stuffed our refrigerator like a Jenga puzzle and I'm afraid to take anything out.
#36 Nov 26 2010 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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Trust me, there's things both of them do for their significant other that you'd say "WTF?" to. They's just being all uppity and stuff.


Yeah. Like not tricking my husband into eating things he doesn't like. Smiley: tongue

I'm not trying to be uppity, I just figure my husband is an adult. I don't want kids, and I don't want to have a husband I have to treat like a kid.
#37 Nov 26 2010 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
I don't treat RJ like a kid. That's why I make my own veg and he can have fried chicken with cheesy chips now.

My ex... I needed to treat him like a kid. Hell, he wasn't even capable of buying the right milk for himself because he had trouble reading the label. And I knew his spinach aversion was a completely psychological thing and I just... didn't have enough respect for him to respect that. There's a reason that relationship only lasted till I didn't even care if he'd off himself anymore.
#38 Nov 26 2010 at 1:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Pay no attention to them Kali. You're just doing something nice for your significant other. Trust me, there's things both of them do for their significant other that you'd say "WTF?" to. They's just being all uppity and stuff.


I used to like you.
#39 Nov 26 2010 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
Kalivha wrote:
I don't treat RJ like a kid.


Your posts in this thread contradict this statement.
#40 Nov 26 2010 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
Are you calling Kalivha a paedophile, Belkira?

A little harsh, perhaps.
#41 Nov 26 2010 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
The thing is, I don't try to conceal what I use (like I used to with said ex). I never do anymore.
I also eat anything that is put in front of me. I don't particularly like steak or minced meat or putting large amounts of cheese on random food. I'll still eat it. And cook it (which I never did in the past, for no one).

I used to be vegetarian (because my brother is and he's awesome), I've quit that because I lived in a ******* orphanage and the kids were choosing all the food and no one in that bloody house liked anything but fried chicken and pasta with onions and stuff like that. And there was no choice, we took turns choosing and then ate what was on the table, or lived off cereal. There was a period of time where I didn't eat anything but I got over it.

Okay, right, I'm used to it, and maybe it's petty of me to expect the same from others but really, it's not like I just give him vegetables every day or anything, and I'm actually making them separately whenever it's possible now. It's just awful to pick out stuff from your food, I mean, when I was little we couldn't choose what they had at the store and just ate whatever was available. And then when I grew up, we ate whatever was past its date at our own store.
#42 Nov 26 2010 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
I'm late to these holiday well wishes, but happy holidays to all.
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#43 Nov 28 2010 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
I start feeling weird if I live off steak and cheese and bacon.
And wouldn't fancy doing that in any case.
Sounds like a good recipe for a heart attack. Although if that's what he wants I'm sure there are combinations of drugs or something he could take to get one, a bit more abrubt but at least that way you can plan your death.
#44 Nov 28 2010 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
It's not like I force anything down anyone's throat here.

Really, nobody is going to call this one?

#45 Nov 28 2010 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
Bardalicious wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
It's not like I force anything down anyone's throat here.

Really, nobody is going to call this one?

You're the pro.
#46 Dec 03 2010 at 3:01 AM Rating: Good
I feel I have been poorly represented in this thread.

I do hate most vegetables, love fruit, don't constantly eat unhealthily, and the reason "seasoning doesn't work" on me is because I'm not entirely sure that putting FOUR MILLION POUNDS of salt on EVERYTHING is the same as a bit of seasoning.
#47 Dec 03 2010 at 4:24 AM Rating: Good
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So what you're saying is, Kali can't cook. You would have better served yourself, had you kept quiet.
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#48 Dec 03 2010 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
I just don't understand how he still tastes the saltiness of that one soup that I failed at like, a year ago.
#49 Dec 03 2010 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
I just don't understand how he still tastes the saltiness of that one soup that I failed at like, a year ago.


The pure salt amount must have corroded all taste buds except for the salt tasting ones.
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