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#1 Nov 24 2010 at 12:44 PM Rating: Excellent
On the off chance I don't check in again, happy Thanksgiving to all of my fellow colonists and those taking up residence here in the good old U. S. of A. The rest of you can kiss my ***.
#2 Nov 24 2010 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, Moe. And to the rest of you slackers.
#3 Nov 24 2010 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
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tastes like chicken.

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#4 Nov 24 2010 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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I need a TV in my office for your Thanksgiving.
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#5 Nov 24 2010 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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Same here, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
#6 Nov 24 2010 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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Happy Thanksgiving to those of the US and a "You're Welcome" to the rest of the world.

For we of the Americas have provided you with...

Corn
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#7 Nov 24 2010 at 6:32 PM Rating: Good
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Happy Thanksgiving to those of the US and a "You're Welcome" to the rest of the world.

For we of the Americas have provided you with...

Corn


**** corn. I'm buying my own frozen veg now because everything in this house has corn in it, and I really don't like boiled corn.

Happy Thanksgiving, anyway.
I actually don't remember celebrating it at all when I lived in the US in an American household.
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I'd gnaw off my own arm before eating frozen vegetables.
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#9 Nov 24 2010 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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What about corn now?
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69 percent of the carbon in an average american originates from corn.

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#11 Nov 24 2010 at 9:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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#12 Nov 24 2010 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
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Just wait until Easter, little lamb!


Wait... we usually have ham on Easter, not lamb... Smiley: confused
#13 Nov 24 2010 at 11:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Happy Turkey Day to all of you over here also!
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#14 Nov 25 2010 at 2:47 AM Rating: Good
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Happy turkey munching.
#15 Nov 25 2010 at 4:29 AM Rating: Decent
Happy Thanksgiving.
#16 Nov 25 2010 at 5:32 AM Rating: Good
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#17 Nov 25 2010 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
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I'd gnaw off my own arm before eating frozen vegetables.


There's a reason I've just recently started this. The reason being if I cut up some vegetables and cook them and then give them to Tom, he'll just leave them on the plate like a five year old, anyway. Unless they're in stew and I'm sure as hell not going to make stew every day.
#18 Nov 25 2010 at 6:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Push him down the stairs when he doesn't eat them. He'll start soon enough.
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#19 Nov 25 2010 at 6:48 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Push him down the stairs when he doesn't eat them. He'll start soon enough.
This.
#20 Nov 25 2010 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Turkey Day folks. May your family behave enough so you dont contemplate adding bleach to the gravy, you eat enough for 3 starving people, and you drink yourself into a peaceful, comatose slumber
#21 Nov 25 2010 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
I'd gnaw off my own arm before eating frozen vegetables.


There's a reason I've just recently started this. The reason being if I cut up some vegetables and cook them and then give them to Tom, he'll just leave them on the plate like a five year old, anyway. Unless they're in stew and I'm sure as hell not going to make stew every day.

I had to cook for a guy like that once. I grated up vegetables and hid them in the mince meat of lasagne, spaghetti bolognaise, and meat patties for burgers. He never caught on, even though I used about 2/3 veges to 1/3 meat. I seasoned them a lot

My partner drives me nuts by refusing to eat any fruit unless someone else has cut them into chunks for him with a bowl and spoon. Since that's not happening from me, he hasn't been eating fruit.

Edited, Nov 25th 2010 12:44pm by Aripyanfar
#22 Nov 25 2010 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Turkey Evisceration day!
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#23 Nov 25 2010 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
I'd gnaw off my own arm before eating frozen vegetables.


There's a reason I've just recently started this. The reason being if I cut up some vegetables and cook them and then give them to Tom, he'll just leave them on the plate like a five year old, anyway. Unless they're in stew and I'm sure as hell not going to make stew every day.

I had to cook for a guy like that once. I grated up vegetables and hid them in the mince meat of lasagne, spaghetti bolognaise, and meat patties for burgers. He never caught on, even though I used about 2/3 veges to 1/3 meat. I seasoned them a lot


Seasoning won't work with RJ. He doesn't like it when I use seasoning.
And I make him eat his veg most of the time and have a fairly good idea how to make it more enjoyable for him, but sometimes it just doesn't work with the dish I'm making, and sometimes I just can't be ***** to check if he's eaten everything that was on his plate. I'm not his mother, sheesh.

My ex was funny with spinach. He wouldn't even eat the green gummi bears because he'd heard the colouring was made from spinach, but if I cooked something that was based on spinach and gave it some fancy foreign name so he wouldn't be aware of it he'd eat it without complaints.
#24 Nov 25 2010 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
I'm not sure why you are worried about making your boyfriend eat anything, personally.
#25 Nov 25 2010 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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I hear vaginas taste like spinach.
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