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#102 Nov 13 2010 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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Still, I highly doubt that many people will want a seperate (expensive) device made to test for STI's over a $1.50 disposable device that you'd have to plug into your phone.


This is because you're just fantasizing an ideal scenario to benefit your point.
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Earlier it was argued that it was more cost effective to not have a disposable part and now people are arguing to say it would be cheaper.

The truth is, probably none of you all actually know how much it costs and the exact details of this application and nor does it matter, because the fact still revolves around the combination of urine and a cell phone.

If you need to be checked that many times to where you actually need to have such an application, that $1.50 disposable device will no doubt cost more than a device in the long run. If you're not using it that often, once again, you're better off going to the doctor and getting a real test with human interaction.
Skimming through the thread again, the only one arguing that a seperate device would be cheaper is you. Plus if this device makes use of an app on your smartphone to do most of the work the only thing the device will need is the reactionary component and a cable that can plug into your phone (mini USB most likely) so a low cost is reasonable.
Assuming the $1,50 is accurate you'd need a lot of STI test before a seperate device would be cheaper, not to mention that you'd probably still need the disposable part for a seperate device so it's pretty stupid to do that.

So basically your pee on phone argument is based on very little and I doubt that it'll be much of an issue.
Your "people can go to the doctor" argument is missing one key aspect: a lot of people, especially young adults, do not want to go to the doctor for an STI test because it is kind of embarrasing so a cheap DIY test will be a great solution for them.
#103 Nov 13 2010 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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The truth is, probably none of you all actually know how much it costs and the exact details of this application and nor does it matter, because the fact still revolves around the combination of urine and a cell phone.


Urine or saliva. You understand that it doesn't have to be icky pee, right? I mean, this fact is right there in the OP, so I'm sure you read it but just forgot, right?
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I would assume (and blindly given I have no actually knowledge at all in these fields) that some tests would have to be done through urine, while others could be done through saliva, so hopefully people remember to lick first, pee second.
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#105 Nov 13 2010 at 7:08 PM Rating: Good
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I would assume (and blindly given I have no actually knowledge at all in these fields) that some tests would have to be done through urine, while others could be done through saliva, so hopefully people remember to lick first, pee second.


According to the link in the OP the article says that the app will tell them "which, if any, STI's the user has." Which to me means that you don't test for something specifically, you just run a test and it looks for a bunch of stuff and gives you a list of what you have. If anything.
#106 Nov 13 2010 at 8:32 PM Rating: Default
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Psycho wrote:
But then you'd have to wash the pee off of it! EWWWWWW!


Surely understand the difference between cleaning oneself vs integrating unnecessary everyday objects with bodily waste?

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Skimming through the thread again, the only one arguing that a seperate device would be cheaper is you.


Your inability to read or comprehend doesn't substantiate your claim. That particular statement wasn't that a separate device would be cheaper, but over the cost effectiveness of a disposable feature. This is a huge difference as that feature can be both on the phone or a separate device.

It was argued at first that it would be less cost effective to have a disposable feature and more cost effective to have a reusable chip that you could plug into your phone or computer.

Later, to combat the "urine contact" argument, people started saying that everything was disposable and it would be more cost effective to have disposable pieces as opposed to buying a new device.

The major flaw, aside from the contradiction, is the assumption that only the cell phone can have a reusable function and not a separate device.

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Not really. Presumably, such a test device wont work for repeated uses (or will have some limited number of uses). Thus, the reactive component (the part that interacts with the pee chemically and generates readable results) would ideally need to be something cheap and replaceable. You'd want the part that reads that data and calculates results separate. Now, you could make a separate device for that part, or you could design the disposable part to be something you can just plug into an existing device (like a phone) and then run a software app to read results. That's vastly more cost effective since most people already have a phone capable of running the app and most also have some form of input port which can be connected to.


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Plus if this device makes use of an app on your smartphone to do most of the work the only thing the device will need is the reactionary component and a cable that can plug into your phone (mini USB most likely) so a low cost is reasonable.
Assuming the $1,50 is accurate you'd need a lot of STI test before a seperate device would be cheaper,


As stated, this application is really only worth the effort if you're the type of person who believes that you should be checked often. Given that, as there do exist some who do, those people will make the difference in the long run. What ever they don't make up, will be made up in any additional features that may only be on that device and not on the phone.

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not to mention that you'd probably still need the disposable part for a seperate device so it's pretty stupid to do that.


False, you're only making that up to support your point. The whole point of having a separate device is that you can design it to the application. By doing so, you can have it where there wouldn't be a need to buy any disposable pieces.

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So basically your pee on phone argument is based on very little and I doubt that it'll be much of an issue.


My entire argument was that people would buy it as a separate device which would generate more money and no one has yet said anything to refute that other than "it's cheaper". As I stated, the need of having the newest and best thing completely trumps over versatility and just about every new piece of technology proves that. No one has yet proved that people wouldn't be willing to spend the money. Just because you can do the same thing on your phone, doesn't mean people wont spend money on something else that does the same thing, because already existing technology supports that concept.

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Your "people can go to the doctor" argument is missing one key aspect: a lot of people, especially young adults, do not want to go to the doctor for an STI test because it is kind of embarrasing so a cheap DIY test will be a great solution for them.


Because no one will notice you purchasing that DIY test in the line at the grocery store? Really? A total of 2 people might know why you're at the clinic as opposed to the random cashier (who has no confidentiality agreement by the way) and the people behind you, the people in the neighboring aisles and the people who saw you pick it up in the aisle.

So, if you're concerned about being ashamed or embarrassed, you're better off doing it confidentially with an expert than around a bunch of strangers who can and will spread rumors.

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I'm mostly amused that this "debate" is based on an assumption that the backers have sunk over four million pounds (approx. $6.5 million) into this project without, you know, maybe doing a little market research to show that people would actually want a smart phone STD-testing thingamabob. 'Cause my guess would be that this little debate was already settled for them ages ago.

Also, "thingamabob" is a valid word according to Firefox's spell check.
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#108 Nov 13 2010 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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But then you'd have to wash the pee off of it! EWWWWWW!
Surely understand the difference between cleaning oneself vs integrating unnecessary everyday objects with bodily waste?
Uh, what? If the testing device isn't disposable, you would need to clean that off. Cleaning yourself isn't required in any case.

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Because no one will notice you purchasing that DIY test in the line at the grocery store? Really? A total of 2 people might know why you're at the clinic as opposed to the random cashier (who has no confidentiality agreement by the way) and the people behind you, the people in the neighboring aisles and the people who saw you pick it up in the aisle.
Unless they're in vending machines. Wasn't that mentioned in the OP too?

edit: oh, nvm, it wasn't in the OP, just the full article. My bad, i shouldn't have expected you to have read the whole thing.

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#109 Nov 13 2010 at 8:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm mostly amused that this "debate" is based on an assumption that the backers have sunk over four million pounds (approx. $6.5 million) into this project without, you know, maybe doing a little market research to show that people would actually want a smart phone STD-testing thingamabob. 'Cause my guess would be that this little debate was already settled for them ages ago.

Also, "thingamabob" is a valid word according to Firefox's spell check.
Smiley: nod That would require alma to actually have read and become even moderately knowledgeable about the situation though.

I'm pretty sure everyone always assumed that the part that you actually put pee or saliva on would be disposable alma. Well, maybe not you. I always love alma's little explanation posts where he explains what everyone else was arguing.

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#110 Nov 13 2010 at 9:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Almalieque wrote:
Aethien wrote:
not to mention that you'd probably still need the disposable part for a seperate device so it's pretty stupid to do that.


False, you're only making that up to support your point. The whole point of having a separate device is that you can design it to the application. By doing so, you can have it where there wouldn't be a need to buy any disposable pieces.

Thanks for proving you don't have the first clue how this would work. The device is almost certainly based on a chemical reaction within the disposable chip, which the device then uses to test for the presence of certain chemicals. You can't simply build a device in such a way that you can clean it off and reuse it; it's based on a precisely calibrated chemical balance. You really think doctors would be using all of these disposable testing devices if you could build a device which was directly reusable, let alone in a sanitary fashion? You truly are ignorant.
#111 Nov 13 2010 at 11:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks for proving you don't have the first clue how this would work. The device is almost certainly based on a chemical reaction within the disposable chip, which the device then uses to test for the presence of certain chemicals. You can't simply build a device in such a way that you can clean it off and reuse it; it's based on a precisely calibrated chemical balance. You really think doctors would be using all of these disposable testing devices if you could build a device which was directly reusable, let alone in a sanitary fashion? You truly are ignorant.


Silly Majivo. Haven't you seen all of those reusable pregnancy tests they're selling on military bases? Oh, what's that? You aren't in the military? Oh, well, then. You can't understand it, obviously.
#112 Nov 14 2010 at 1:22 AM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
I'm mostly amused that this "debate" is based on an assumption that the backers have sunk over four million pounds (approx. $6.5 million) into this project without, you know, maybe doing a little market research to show that people would actually want a smart phone STD-testing thingamabob. 'Cause my guess would be that this little debate was already settled for them ages ago.

Also, "thingamabob" is a valid word according to Firefox's spell check.


Virtua Boy?

Are you implying that projects don't fail or that failed projects only failed because of insufficient research? People are fickle and you really don't know how people will react to anything until it's released. The media is a prime example.


I would bet money that a portion of this was "let's see what cool new thing I can get a smart phone to do". As I mentioned, the thought of having the best and newest thing trumps versatility, so I'm sure these developers are simply riding off the success of smart phones, you know like the other 85% of worthless applications that are out there? People buy applications all of the time where there's a free version out there as well. Not only that, people buy applications for things that their phones can already perform. So, for you to think that people wouldn't buy this as a separate device is just stupid.


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Uh, what? If the testing device isn't disposable, you would need to clean that off. Cleaning yourself isn't required in any case.


You missed the point. Your response was merely "ewww, it's pee". I responded that as humans, we have to clean ourselves daily and it isn't simply "urination" or "*****" that is the disgusting part of this concept, it's the concept of unnecessarily integrating those natural events with an every day object. I think it is safe to say that people would like to have minimal time performing such activities, unless you're reading a book. In that case, you're not actually wiping your behind, you're just reading.

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Unless they're in vending machines. Wasn't that mentioned in the OP too?

edit: oh, nvm, it wasn't in the OP, just the full article. My bad, i shouldn't have expected you to have read the whole thing.


Yes, vending machines. You mean the vending machines that are just oh-so scattered ALL over the US?! The only vending machines that I ever see that contained anything other than food or liquid resided outside the US. I don't even see the condom machines in the gas stations anymore.

This is not to say that these machines don't exist in the US, but if you're trying to reach the population, you're left with a decision. A) Build vending machines for the sole purpose of insecure people who have unprotected sex with questionable people or B) add the tests in the aisle next to the condoms and other birth control. Which option do you think will be taken?

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That would require alma to actually have read and become even moderately knowledgeable about the situation though.

I'm pretty sure everyone always assumed that the part that you actually put pee or saliva on would be disposable alma. Well, maybe not you. I always love alma's little explanation posts where he explains what everyone else was arguing.


That changes what how? I guess I must have missed that the last 10 times that was mentioned, including in my very own post. How did I miss that? Oh, wait, I didn't.

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Thanks for proving you don't have the first clue how this would work. The device is almost certainly based on a chemical reaction within the disposable chip, which the device then uses to test for the presence of certain chemicals. You can't simply build a device in such a way that you can clean it off and reuse it; it's based on a precisely calibrated chemical balance. You really think doctors would be using all of these disposable testing devices if you could build a device which was directly reusable, let alone in a sanitary fashion? You truly are ignorant.



Funny thing about this is that I wasn't the one who brought up the disposable feature, Gbaji did. I went off what he said. When you all contradicted what he said, I merely said that one of you is wrong. Instead of determining which of the two theories were wrong, you continued to attack me, when the truth doesn't even change my point in any way. So, which one is it? People have said at least 2 different ways how this thing works and you say that I didn't read the article.

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Silly Majivo. Haven't you seen all of those reusable pregnancy tests they're selling on military bases? Oh, what's that? You aren't in the military? Oh, well, then. You can't understand it, obviously.


That's hogwash, such a device would require the power of the latest and greatest iPhone 7 and would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. No one would want to buy a separate device to determine if she is pregnant or not. Obviously you haven't done the research of the millions of dollars put in the project that OBVIOUSLY proves that people would rather use their phone than a separate device such as a pregnancy test.

I mean, if you thought you were pregnant, wouldn't you rather use your phone rather than a device specifically designed for such a thing?
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Virtua Boy?

Gameboy?
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Wii?
DS?
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DSi?
Xbox?
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Playstation?
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iPod?
iPhone?
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Wait... did we have a point or are we just rattling off names here?

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Are you implying that projects don't fail or that failed projects only failed because of insufficient research?

I'm saying, clearly, that it's funny to listen to you try to speak with any deal of authority on the subject when you have none and relying on nothing more than an insistence that you're correct. For every notable failure you want to throw out there, I can toss out a dozen successes. For you say "I bet they thought it'd be cool!" as a significant portion of the reason for seven companies to pool over six million dollars in development is just straight up retarded. In fact, it makes your previous point even weaker -- companies get lost in their own internal conceits but when you have to go door to door asking for money, people start looking at your ideas a little harder.
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#114 Nov 14 2010 at 11:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's hogwash, such a device would require the power of the latest and greatest iPhone 7 and would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. No one would want to buy a separate device to determine if she is pregnant or not. Obviously you haven't done the research of the millions of dollars put in the project that OBVIOUSLY proves that people would rather use their phone than a separate device such as a pregnancy test.

I mean, if you thought you were pregnant, wouldn't you rather use your phone rather than a device specifically designed for such a thing?


I've purchased maybe a half dozen pregnancy tests in my time. They were about $5 per test. That's $30. If I could've spent $0.99 on an app, and $1.50 per test strip to stick in my phone, I would've done it. And I would've saved about $20.

Sounds like a deal to me!
#115Almalieque, Posted: Nov 14 2010 at 12:46 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I've realized another big assumption that you all are making, that everyone has smartphones. If a person doesn't have a smart phone, or at least the compatible one, do you think these people would go out buy a smart phone just to buy an application if given the option of buying a device that's cheaper?
#116 Nov 14 2010 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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I've realized another big assumption that you all are making, that everyone has smartphones. If a person doesn't have a smart phone, or at least the compatible one, do you think these people would go out buy a smart phone just to buy an application if given the option of buying a device that's cheaper?
Pretty sure everyone has a computer. And if you're the one person in the world who doesn't have one, but can afford the $1.50 for the test, you could go down to your local library and use one there.
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My point to you is that you're doing the same exact thing that you're accusing me of.

Sorry but nope. The simple fact is that the odds are vastly more in my favor that people spending millions of dollars would do adequate market research on it than that they wouldn't. The notable exceptions only stand out because they are exceptions. You are, very simply put, betting on the very long odds.
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Truth: Urine is more sterile than your spit.


No such thing as 'more' sterile. Its either sterile or its not. A dogs spit has less germs in it than human spit tho', and if your urine isn't sterile, you have a urine infection...which leads me back to Alma, who is without any doubt, the forum equivelant of a chronic urine infection. With discharge.
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#120 Nov 14 2010 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've purchased maybe a half dozen pregnancy tests in my time. They were about $5 per test. That's $30. If I could've spent $0.99 on an app, and $1.50 per test strip to stick in my phone, I would've done it. And I would've saved about $20.


But you can't just buy a $5 test because it uses the POWER of the cell phone remember? There's no way to have the same result without using the POWER of the cellphone!!!

Besides, read above (I know how much you love that phrase), what if you didn't have the right smart phone? Would you buy another cell phone ($100-$250) just to spend $.99 on an app and $1.50 on a test strip or just spend $5 on a pregnancy test? My point exactly... A market is being left out.


But I have a smart phone. So that argument is moot. Saying, "They're assuming everyone has a smart phone, so this is just stupid" is an idiotic argument. "A market" is left out in every product produced. So what...?

You're just grasping at straws here. Also? Every time you post and say, "Aha! I've thought of something else!!" it reinforces my notion that you think way too much of this place and our collective opinions.
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Bardalicious wrote:
Truth: Urine is more sterile than your spit.


No such thing as 'more' sterile. Its either sterile or its not. A dogs spit has less germs in it than human spit tho', and if your urine isn't sterile, you have a urine infection...which leads me back to Alma, who is without any doubt, the forum equivelant of a chronic urine infection. With discharge.
I realized this after I posted, but figured people would still get what I meant and not be pedantic twats.
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but figured people would still get what I meant and not be pedantic twats.
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Are you kidding me?

Almalieque wrote:
Your inability to read or comprehend doesn't substantiate your claim. That particular statement wasn't that a separate device would be cheaper, but over the cost effectiveness of a disposable feature. This is a huge difference as that feature can be both on the phone or a separate device.


As someone already pointed out (including me, several times), both solutions would require that some part of the system be disposable. Period. The only variable is whether the part that *isn't* disposable is a single-purpose device build only for testing, or a multi-functional device (like a cell phone or computer) with an app that can read the data from the disposable part.

That's been explained to you at least 4 or 5 times, but you keep on ignoring it.

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It was argued at first that it would be less cost effective to have a disposable feature and more cost effective to have a reusable chip that you could plug into your phone or computer.


No one *ever* made that argument. Ever! Zero. Zip. Nada. Didn't happen. It exists only in your imagination. The "chip" that tests the pee or whatever is disposable. It's disposable whether it's connected to a cell phone, a computer, your imaginary separate testing device, or a multi-million dollar tester used in a high end lab. No one except you has been confused about this.

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Later, to combat the "urine contact" argument, people started saying that everything was disposable and it would be more cost effective to have disposable pieces as opposed to buying a new device.


Everyone but you understood that the part you actually put pee onto is thrown away after use. Anyone who understands how pregnancy tests are used, or have ever used blood sugar monitors understand this. There's *always* a disposable part that actually interacts with the body fluids in question.

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The major flaw, aside from the contradiction, is the assumption that only the cell phone can have a reusable function and not a separate device.


Sigh... The "reusable function" is the actual analysis of the chemical results. Everyone except you got this right away.

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Not really. Presumably, such a test device wont work for repeated uses (or will have some limited number of uses). Thus, the reactive component (the part that interacts with the pee chemically and generates readable results) would ideally need to be something cheap and replaceable. You'd want the part that reads that data and calculates results separate. Now, you could make a separate device for that part, or you could design the disposable part to be something you can just plug into an existing device (like a phone) and then run a software app to read results. That's vastly more cost effective since most people already have a phone capable of running the app and most also have some form of input port which can be connected to.


What did you think this quote said? That's me explaining exactly what you are now claiming I wasn't saying. That there's a cheap disposable part and a reusable part. And why not make the reusable part something you already have? I spelled it out for you step by step in this quote. Which makes me wonder why the hell you'd pick this of all things to try to prove your point?


You clearly have some kind of mental block that's just preventing you from understanding what the rest of us are saying here. I could repeat it again, but I'm not sure there's any use. If the lightbulb hasn't gone on yet, I don't know if it ever will.
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Gameboy? Honestly, how many different versions of gameboys are there now?


I'd say very, very few.
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